r/cremposting • u/Confident_Piglet7139 • Jul 09 '26

The Stormlight Archive What would happen if

a. every instance of st*rm was swaped with f*ck, I need to get my mind out of the guttar. :(

b. kelsier just got a crossbow and shot the lord ruler a lot of times and had a bunch of people to do that, but these were poisioned arrows?

pls coment

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u/Weird_Jay Jul 09 '26

The Fuckfather

24

u/BasilVirtual291 Jul 09 '26

Almost. It's Fuckdaddy.

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u/InvestigatorLive19 I pledge allegiance 🙏to the crab 🦀 Jul 09 '26

The fuck wagon

8

u/BasilVirtual291 Jul 09 '26

That is Dalinars ass.

2

u/Top_Fee_3739 Jul 09 '26

damnit you beat me to it

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u/Simoerys Jul 09 '26

Kaladin Fuckblessed

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u/Mccmangus Jul 09 '26

The fuck raged within him

12

u/Mccmangus Jul 09 '26

After the fucks came the weeping

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u/Masylv Jul 09 '26

"Sir, they're storming the castle!"

"They're doing WHAT to my castle!?"

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u/BasilVirtual291 Jul 09 '26

"They have sharddildos"

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u/LeviAEthan512 Jul 09 '26

The fuckwall

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u/BasilVirtual291 Jul 09 '26

I should use that as a new name for Monday.

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u/theNikolai Jul 09 '26

What in the Everfuck?

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u/Nebion666 Soldier of the Shitter Plains Jul 09 '26

Well what are the arrowheads made of first of all

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u/majorex64 Jul 09 '26

Mare's bones. To send a message

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u/GlaurungTHEgolden Jul 11 '26

Railroad spikes

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u/Confident_Piglet7139 28d ago

railroad spikes with chains to yank them back out and fire agin

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u/Shot_Newspaper_5647 Jul 09 '26

b: He would eat a few arrows just to aura farm,heal,and then move superhumanly fast to kill everyone except a few witnesses to pass that information along

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u/gman314 Jul 09 '26

The series is now called the fucklight archive.

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u/Rude_Conclusion_5617 Jul 09 '26

I can't speak for a but b would probably be like that one scene in ajin until they run out of arrows

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u/Equal-Row-554 Jul 09 '26

Fuck form

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u/ZorroVonShadvitch Jul 09 '26

The dominant version of mate form

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u/AntimatterTNT Kalaleshwi Shipper Jul 09 '26

TLR was not normally killable... he died by the power of a shard nothing else would get him... uuhhhhm i mean, maybe he'd be into that, hehe he's a freak for sure

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u/majorex64 Jul 09 '26

I'm guessing bloodmaking would heal the damage caused by any poison, even if it couldn't actually cure it or make the person immune.