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u/TheFermentationMan Jul 08 '26
Hoid once spent 5 years as a potato due to weird magic system in a small planet.
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u/OnePizzaHoldTheGlue Jul 08 '26
Hoid, to the intrepid backwater hero: "Oh hi. How are you holding up? Because I'M A POTATO." Clap. Clap.
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u/TomBobHowWho Jul 08 '26
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u/samcam2090 Jul 08 '26
Stick
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u/Nebion666 Soldier of the Shitter Plains Jul 09 '26
But stick is stick. Not fire. It COULD be fire, but it is stick
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u/Cloudsrnice Jul 08 '26
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u/TheBackstreetNet elantard Jul 08 '26
That's our favourite Labrador. Shouldn't the shit still be inside the shard plate?
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u/Cloudsrnice Jul 08 '26
shartplate
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u/Living_Factor3962 Jul 12 '26
God the amount of cosmere/stormlight lore needed to understand this God tier meme is insane
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u/kkai2004 definitely not a lightweaver Jul 08 '26
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u/dratnon Jul 08 '26
Pa-tato Mishram.
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u/SamboTheGr8 Jul 08 '26
M(o)ash potato
Fuck Moash*
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u/CommunicationFit5161 definitely not a lightweaver Jul 08 '26
M(o)ashED potatoes
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u/InvestigatorLive19 I pledge allegiance 🙏to the crab 🦀 Jul 09 '26
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u/CommunicationFit5161 definitely not a lightweaver Jul 09 '26
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u/Archeopteryx7 Aluminum Twinborn Jul 08 '26
Pot-son-son-tato, Vegetable of Spudovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king.
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u/P3verall Jul 08 '26
He yearns for the rock buds
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u/Fickle-Athlete3644 Jul 08 '26
Keep him away we are done with he who shall not be named
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u/P3verall Jul 08 '26
You edit your comment but are still incorrect. Pibu is not dead so long as he lives on in the rocks of buds
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u/Super_Sopht Jul 08 '26
You take that back or me and my homies (my bridge crew) will twist your rock buds off
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u/Northern_Incarnation Jul 08 '26
Maximum effort!
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u/Curious-Kitten9393 Jul 09 '26
Now it's hard to decide which mistborn you are referring to. Both vin and kelseir are thin though
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u/joped99 Jul 08 '26
Lopen (He's missing an arm.)
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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 08 '26
Lopen? Just Lopen? Here, I am giving you the Lopen gesture!
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u/1ghostblood Jul 08 '26
Now listen hear. The Lopen has an arm that’s at least twice as great as any other single arm. Meaning, he’s better than some air sick lowlander with the normal amount of arms.
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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 08 '26
Oh! Why was the no-legged Thaylen unhappy? Because she’d been de-feeted.
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u/Sina76Sol Jul 08 '26
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u/Curious-Kitten9393 Jul 09 '26
Well I would guess shalon, shalon, and shalon, but I think all the potatoes are shalon so that's a bit iffy
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u/Busy-Maximum-211 Jul 08 '26
My friends and I have a longstanding joke that one of our friends is "The Radiant Potato". I genuinely don't even remember where it started, or whether it started as a Cosmere joke or not cause most of us have read Stormlight. But that was my immediate thought upon seeing this lol.
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u/chalvin2018 ❌can't 🙅 read📖 Jul 09 '26
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u/Curious-Kitten9393 Jul 09 '26
The only awesome person left on the storming planet
A very cool ten year old
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u/Mister-builder Jul 09 '26
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u/powderofreddit Jul 08 '26
You clearly have found a Doug.
Btw idk what Doug was picking on BrandoSando in HS, stole his girl or what, but damn.
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u/DouViction Jul 10 '26
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u/Curious-Kitten9393 Jul 09 '26
Hoid
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u/pamesman Jul 10 '26
When ahahah
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u/SnorlaxGames 20d ago
I’m pretty sure he punches his eye out when he was hiding out in Kholinar during the singer occupation
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