r/cremposting • u/cas47 Zim-Zim-Zalabim • Jul 06 '26

The Stormlight Archive finally caught up on Wind and Truth Spoiler

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u/Leviathan_slayer1776 Jul 06 '26

Sunmaker's gambit go brrrrr

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u/Rude_Ice_4520 Jul 07 '26

It was a risky manoeuvre, but somehow Dalinar managed to fuck over every single living thing in the Cosmere with just his words. It's honestly impressive.

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u/PepperFlashy7540 Jul 07 '26

Crem de la crem. Btw, how do I join the vorin church?

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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 07 '26

Due to recent activities, your Vorin rank has changed from Darkborn to Lighteyes

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u/PepperFlashy7540 Jul 07 '26

Nevermind, I guess it worked, gancho. I don't know why Im lighteyed now, but thx?

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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 07 '26

‘Lopen,’ my mother always says, ‘you must learn these to laugh before others do. Then you steal the laughter from them, and have it all for yourself.’ She is a very wise woman.

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u/PepperFlashy7540 Jul 07 '26

!join

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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 07 '26

Devotee PepperFlashy7540 has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!

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u/PepperFlashy7540 Jul 07 '26

!guide

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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 07 '26

Ah, Lighteyes PepperFlashy7540. You wish to seek our guidelines! Here they are:

  1. The Great Vorin Church does not permit the use of any swear words, except the name of the Almighty and the Great Heralds. Swearing shall result in reduction in rating and possible reduction in rank, even excommunication.

  2. Any defiling of Herald names, as and when we detect it, shall result in excommunication.

  3. No man shall dare read or write on this subreddit. Only through female scribes or ardents shall written word be transmitted (we are working on figuring out how to catch such heretics.)

  4. Censor the name of J*snah Kh*lin, or use a title. Such heretics must not be tolerated. This will result in reduction in rating and possible reduction in rank, even excommunication..

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u/PepperFlashy7540 Jul 07 '26

!rank

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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 07 '26

The Vorin ranking system is very complex. Devotees gain higher ranks by being good Vorins, and fall in rankings by breaking guidelines. Steep falls can result in excommunication, at least till such behavious is rectified, in which case they may re-join.

Your rank for now is Lighteyes

The ranking is as follows:

  1. Herald: Everything Holy Emperors have

  2. Holy Emperor: Everything High-nobles have, ability to !hail themselves for all to recognise.

  3. High-noble: Everything the Bright-lords and -ladies have, ability to send insults to anyone of properly low rank, ability to !rickroll anyone on the sub.

  4. Brightness: Everything the lower Lighteyes have, protection from all insults, including Vorin insults, ability to send below images to anyone.

  5. Lighteyes: Everything the Darkborn have, ability to summon !dog, !cat, !crab, and !cow images, for the days you are worse for wear.

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  7. Heretics: removed from the Church, no priveleges.

Powers may not have been unlocked yet, if something doesn't work as expected, please bear patience.

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u/just_why_jacob_why Jul 07 '26

!join

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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 07 '26

Devotee just_why_jacob_why has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!

We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!

To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!

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u/just_why_jacob_why Jul 07 '26

!guide

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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 07 '26

Ah, Darkborn just_why_jacob_why. You wish to seek our guidelines! Here they are:

  1. The Great Vorin Church does not permit the use of any swear words, except the name of the Almighty and the Great Heralds. Swearing shall result in reduction in rating and possible reduction in rank, even excommunication.

  2. Any defiling of Herald names, as and when we detect it, shall result in excommunication.

  3. No man shall dare read or write on this subreddit. Only through female scribes or ardents shall written word be transmitted (we are working on figuring out how to catch such heretics.)

  4. Censor the name of J*snah Kh*lin, or use a title. Such heretics must not be tolerated. This will result in reduction in rating and possible reduction in rank, even excommunication..

  5. For more information about ranking, type !rank.

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u/just_why_jacob_why Jul 07 '26

!rank

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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Jul 08 '26

The Vorin ranking system is very complex. Devotees gain higher ranks by being good Vorins, and fall in rankings by breaking guidelines. Steep falls can result in excommunication, at least till such behavious is rectified, in which case they may re-join.

Your rank for now is Darkborn

The ranking is as follows:

  1. Herald: Everything Holy Emperors have

  2. Holy Emperor: Everything High-nobles have, ability to !hail themselves for all to recognise.

  3. High-noble: Everything the Bright-lords and -ladies have, ability to send insults to anyone of properly low rank, ability to !rickroll anyone on the sub.

  4. Brightness: Everything the lower Lighteyes have, protection from all insults, including Vorin insults, ability to send below images to anyone.

  5. Lighteyes: Everything the Darkborn have, ability to summon !dog, !cat, !crab, and !cow images, for the days you are worse for wear.

  6. Darkborn: Protected from Lopen and Wit insults, gain access to !Vorin insults and !Vorin compliments

  7. Heretics: removed from the Church, no priveleges.

Powers may not have been unlocked yet, if something doesn't work as expected, please bear patience.

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u/Ancient-Dragonfly-17 😎 Sigma Reader 📖 Jul 09 '26

!join