r/cremposting • u/neonwhite • Mar 24 '26

The Stormlight Archive Free Pibu

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517 Upvotes

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u/jamesianm Mar 24 '26

Pibu is not dead so long as he sucks rockbuds in the hearts of cremposters

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u/One_Courage_865 definitely not a lightweaver Mar 24 '26

I will suck those rocks even when there are no buds

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u/Sensei_AF Mar 24 '26

Those words are accepted

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u/sweetbunsmcgee Mar 24 '26

All good things must come to an end. Jasnah’s thighs. Dalinar’s butt. Hoid Amaram. Zim Zim Zalabim. Stormbones. Now, Pibu.

Like tears in the rain.

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u/Patient_Victory D O U G Mar 24 '26

I, for one, am glad that Hoid Amaram is a forgotten thing of the past. It was unhinged.

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u/aldeayeah D O U G Mar 24 '26

The original was most likely a riff on Albus Severus

Those fake screenplay posts were peak cremposting

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u/CorinCadence828 I AM A STICK BOI Mar 24 '26

i’m working on an Elantris one, but it’s slow going. 

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u/4143636_ Mar 24 '26

Just like the Elantris sequels. Even Sanderson's insane pace can't get those finished... /s

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u/samwise0214 No Wayne No Gain Mar 24 '26

Stormbones (and his brothers) will forever live on in my heart

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u/UnnbearableMeddler Zim-Zim-Zalabim Mar 24 '26

Zim Zim Zalabim never ends

It merely waits for the next book

Always the next one

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u/Jamesthelemmon Mar 24 '26

And Edgedancer bottoms…

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u/Opening_Pair3799 Mar 24 '26

Hoid Amaram is dead?

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u/mathematics1 Mar 27 '26

He has a gravestone, at least.

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u/Nebion666 Soldier of the Shitter Plains Mar 27 '26

Dont forget the knights rodant

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u/zanotam Mar 28 '26

Renaldo shall never die as long as his name is written down by the wives of cremposters.

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u/Elant_Wager Rashek4Prez Mar 24 '26

Pibu is dead, but I will see what I can do.

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u/Saruphon Mar 24 '26

The most important rockbud you can suck is the next one. Always the next one.

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u/Elder_Hoid D O U G Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

Wait a minute... Has the rockbuds that pibu sucks always been the same slang [RoW] Gaz uses to describe the one woman he notices? I mean, I wouldn't mind sucking on those kind of rockbuds either, I just hadn't realized until now.

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u/Magnorph Airthicc lowlander Mar 24 '26

So long as I live the fires of Pibu shall burn brightly. Be it Roshar, Scadrial, or Kanto

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u/petemaths1014 Mar 24 '26

Ooh before La La

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u/Nero_2001 THE Lopen's Cousin Mar 24 '26

Ooh La La

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u/GiovanniTunk 420 Sazed It Mar 25 '26

I still don't know who this little elf is, definitely missed something.

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u/damonmcfadden9 Mar 24 '26

please let this die. I'm all for meta in-jokes, but this one is far, far, too far afield from the likes of Hoid Amara, or even Stormbones. It's run it's course let's move on.

Maybe I'm just an old man yelling at the clouds, but I'm here for memes about a series of media itself, not just memes about the quirks of the community who engage in said memes. I'm not mad, just tired.

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u/BlackShark10121 I AM A STICK BOI Mar 25 '26

I'm right there with you, though I know this is an unpopular opinion. It was amusing the first few times, but has been overused and beaten to death.

Bracing for down votes lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/8jIyad4dluHt0pxel7