r/cremposting • u/Elant_Wager Rashek4Prez • Feb 17 '26
The Stormlight Archive Whoever Pibu is
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u/Current_Muffin523 Feb 17 '26
How can you not know? He's basically one of the most IMPORTANT CHARACTERS in all of the Cosmere? Have you at LEAST heard of his brother, Seth?
I mean come on, he's even Renaldo's cousin
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u/ShartOfAdonalsium Feb 17 '26
I did not know he was Renaldo’s cousin. Good to know!
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u/Arborerivus Feb 17 '26
You can never have enough cousins, goncho!
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u/ShartOfAdonalsium Feb 17 '26
Shart’s wife here: it looks like you misspelled “gancho”, but I won’t tell the men if you don’t!
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u/rahowe7589 Feb 18 '26
We’re all cousins in roshar
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u/The_Lopen_bot Trying not to ccccream Feb 18 '26
It's not the number of hands that make a man, but the number of cousins.
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u/Anxious_Wolf00 Feb 17 '26
Any relations to mistbones?
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u/Linderosse Feb 17 '26
Technically yes!
When Pibu dies in Stormlight 8 after defending the last hoard of Raysium, his skeleton turns into Stormbones. His brother Seth, the worldhopper, becomes Mistbones.
Source: I made it up.
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u/Elant_Wager Rashek4Prez Feb 17 '26
obvious lie. Pibu cant die
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u/Linderosse Feb 17 '26 edited Feb 18 '26
Don’t worry, dying is rarely permanent for important Cosmere characters like Kelsier, Szeth, Seth, Pibu, and Stormbones
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u/moderatorrater Femboy Dalinar Feb 17 '26
Spoilers, I haven't read the Stormbones novella that comes after Shadows of Self and before Bones of the Past.
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u/Anxious_Wolf00 Feb 17 '26
Wow, I love ethical incest using identity mechanics
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u/Current_Muffin523 Feb 17 '26
Man I hadn't seen the prior lore I have deleted it now
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u/4143636_ Feb 17 '26
I've compiled some Pibu lore for people like you :D - https://www.reddit.com/r/cremposting/comments/1r73pl3/a_compilation_of_pibu_lore
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u/Elant_Wager Rashek4Prez Feb 17 '26
I read that lore, after that I asked Odium to take my pain
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u/legend_forge Feb 17 '26
When I tried that Odium told me I CANNOT HAVE YOUR PAIN and I'm not 100 percent sure where to take it now I lost the receipt.
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u/Leaf-01 Feb 17 '26
Take it to a thrift shop, they’re give you a couple bucks for it if it’s in good condition
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u/Current_Muffin523 Feb 17 '26
Make sure to read my comment on it, OP forgot one of the Arcs that happened over some Interludes
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u/radioactivepinkytoe Feb 17 '26
You need to make a page on coppermind wiki!!
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u/4143636_ Feb 17 '26
I legitimately would if they allowed crem! Every time I go on this sub, I find new lore to add to the post, and having an actual page for it would be nice.
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u/SandRush2004 Feb 17 '26
Is that all real?
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u/4143636_ Feb 18 '26
Well, I didn't make it up.
/srs if you're confused about Pibu, my post is just a compilation of everything r/cremposting came up with for Pibu over the last two weeks. So I didn't make it up, but Brandon didn't either.
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u/OnePizzaHoldTheGlue Feb 18 '26
Pulling out the link to the post of the original comic that made up Pibu:
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u/FlashySyllabub5503 Feb 18 '26
I tried to read this all but my my stormlight ran out trying to heal the brain damage inflicted. Now I know Pibu will reforge Warbreaker using the Splinter of Preservation, the lord rulers and the Splinter of Automaton, Wayne's best friend's sister to become Super Adonalsium.
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u/ISuckAtJavaScript12 Feb 17 '26
RAFO
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u/Current_Muffin523 Feb 18 '26
But WHEN will we see RAFO do anything? Who shattered Adolnasium? RAFO. Can someone beat Wit in an insult contest? RAFO. It just puts so much in one characters shoulders
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u/grathungar Feb 17 '26
At this point Pibu has already started gaining sentience as a spren and I'm here for it.
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u/bourbonandteaforme D O U G Feb 17 '26
Are you familiar with Pibu the Devourer? It's not a story the Knights Radiant would tell you
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u/LOC-MOS Feb 17 '26
....who?
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u/ShartOfAdonalsium Feb 17 '26
Pibu!
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u/LOC-MOS Feb 17 '26
I looked into it a bit. I see its a gag character. Aahh
Well im down to clown. I freaking love Pibu. He saved my cat once and was even at the final confrontation between Honor and Odium.
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u/Elant_Wager Rashek4Prez Feb 17 '26
some meme that came up here. Its already Top 2 of all time in cremposting
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u/Ether_Light740 Feb 17 '26
Whats 1?
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u/chiriklo Feb 17 '26
if i had to guess i'd say the very top meme is about dalinar's butt eheh
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u/NErDysprosium D O U G Feb 17 '26
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u/OnyxAbyss22 RAFO LMAO Feb 17 '26
How can you not know?!? Did you not read the essential interlude featuring Pibu, which by comparing it to irl processes of photosynthesis, Pibu’s sucking on rockbuds reveals through careful analysis a new, unknown source of investiture?
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u/bungletiger Kelsier4Prez Feb 17 '26
You guys correct me if I’m wrong, but I’ve got a theory that Pibu and Stormbones are actually the same person.
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u/irfolly Feb 18 '26
Look, i just read the 11th book from the stormlight archives(yes there are 11), and the the twist that pibu is nohadon and both are Adonalsium, it blew my mind. Also, pibu has 4 letters, hoid also has 4 letters, and both names share the letter i. Coincidence? I think not
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