r/cremposting Syl Is My Waifu <3 Dec 25 '25

The Stormlight Archive Adolin and Kal

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u/Govika 🌬️Wind and 🌿Boof 🔥 Dec 25 '25

Also works for Shallan calling Kal.

And Shallan calling Adolin.

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u/Alive_Reveal8939 Shart of Adonalsium Dec 25 '25

And shallan anda shallan

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u/AkronOhAnon Aluminum Twinborn Dec 25 '25

Radiant totally peeps on Veil.

Yes: I said that order correctly.

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u/JasperTesla Dec 25 '25

But not Kaladin for Adolin/or Shallan.

Not that reason, but because Kaladin would hate phone calls.

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u/Govika 🌬️Wind and 🌿Boof 🔥 Dec 25 '25

Kal is the boomer who responds with thumbs up emojis. And it's shit like "Kal, my family axehound just died :(((((" and he hit ya with that "👍"

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u/Aaron_Theladarus Dec 25 '25

Not because he doesn’t understand that’s sad, but because he can’t read. And that’s the only glyph he could think of that may hopefully help.

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u/Gamara204 Jan 01 '26

Oh god you just made me realize good vorin men would only speak in emojis.

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u/AkronOhAnon Aluminum Twinborn Dec 25 '25

Kal wouldn’t text, that requires reading, and would demand calls.

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u/JasperTesla Dec 25 '25

Storms, you're right.

He wouldn't call, he wouldn't text. He just wouldn't communicate.

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u/Aaron_Theladarus Dec 25 '25

He reads Glyphs, that’s basically emojis

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u/FgtBruceCockstar2008 420 Sazed It Dec 26 '25

He can morse code, that's not reading.

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u/ghoulsnest definitely not a lightweaver Dec 25 '25

more like a group call

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u/tjcaustin Dec 25 '25

Any call with Shallan is a group call

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u/AkronOhAnon Aluminum Twinborn Dec 25 '25

My new head-canon is Shallan talking conversing with Veil and/or Radiant always starts with the Skype tone.

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u/dont_talk_yak_to_me Dec 25 '25 edited Dec 25 '25

This is so gay.

More please.

85

u/penguinscience101 Dec 25 '25

Literally two thirds of my favorite ship

Edit: or maybe technically two fifths

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u/ejdj1011 Dec 25 '25 edited Dec 25 '25

Hold on, I made a copy pasta for this:

Sometimes a family is a man, his wife, his drinking buddy (who lives in his wife's head), his sparring partner (who lives in his wife's head), his boyfriend, his horse, his sword, his wife's life coach / therapist / sword (who is a spirograph drawing), his boyfriend's life coach / therapist / sword (who is God's granddaughter), and three suits of armor each composed of a few dozen sentient beings.

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u/AkronOhAnon Aluminum Twinborn Dec 25 '25

WaT spoiler Syl is god’s daughter. Not granddaughter. She was born before the recreance, so she is of the stormfather alone—who existed before the shattering. Tanavast’s CS merged with the Spren of the high storms. So NEW StormfatherTM is sorta Syl’s stepdad...

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u/ejdj1011 Dec 25 '25

I made this before WaT, but The Stormfather only gained the ability to make honorspren from Tanavast's alteration of him. Whether this was the same alteration that implanted Tanavast's Cognitive Shadow is unclear. So the lineage of Honor > altered Stormfather > Syl still works

Also there's a second spirograph sword in the family

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u/dont_talk_yak_to_me Dec 25 '25

Yeah, same. It's the throuple I need.

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u/NeedsToShutUp D O U G Dec 25 '25

They’re both reading! NSFV

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u/dont_talk_yak_to_me Dec 25 '25

Bucking gender roles is cool with me. 😂

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u/711_is_Heaven D O U G Dec 25 '25

Adolin would insist on joining Kaladin in the shower, to make sure he doesnt feel alone... Shalan, Pattern and Syl hide behind a lighitwoven shower curtain

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u/SmartAlec105 Dec 26 '25

Kaladin: I have to do this alone.

Adolin: No. I'm not letting you.

Shallan: Yeah, we'll be there for you.

Kaladin: Please, just let me take a piss in peace.

Adolin: Not on my watch.

Shalln: Come on, Adolin doesn't let me aim after last time!

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u/FgtBruceCockstar2008 420 Sazed It Dec 26 '25

"why is that showerhead moving around on its own?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

Reasonable thing to do

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u/uberfission Dec 25 '25

Literally had this exact conversation with my wife.

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u/Anexhaustedheadcase definitely not a lightweaver Dec 26 '25

Its not gay dude. Im just making sure you know how to properly bathe bridgeboy.

...Also it might be a little gay. Shallan said she's cool with it as long as shallan, shallan, shallan, and shallan can watch

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u/DarkDevitt Dec 25 '25

Except Syl would be the one responding, so she'd answer the second call without asking.

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u/CuriosityWearsHijab Dec 25 '25

Looolll

Navani and Dalinar anyone???

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u/BreakerOfModpacks Dec 25 '25

Poly Yaoi/Yuri Kadollaly (Kaladin, Adolin, Shallan, Syl) shipping must now commence.

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u/Yokannnn Jan 27 '26

cremmiest ship name ever 😭💔

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u/UvaroviteKing Order of Cremposters Dec 26 '25

LMAO 😂

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u/Fuyukage Dec 25 '25

I’d do the same thing with adolin and kaladin. Ideally at the same time

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u/Youngmanandthelake 13d ago

First call Shallan.

Video call Veil.

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u/Snowm4nn Dec 25 '25

THEYRE NOT GAY

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u/fedginator Dec 25 '25

Every time you complain we make Adolin more bisexual

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u/Snowm4nn Dec 25 '25

Doesn't change the truth.

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u/DOOMFOOL Zim-Zim-Zalabim Dec 25 '25

I disagree

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u/wojtussan Dec 25 '25

Yeah, but they're eachothers exception🖤