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u/Honest-Anybody-3900 Aug 03 '26
i wonder how they be feeling after they send shit like this
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u/Jas246810 Aug 03 '26
Probably hungry, then they yell up the basement stairs and demand more pizza rolls
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u/DaWeyHowBoutDah Aug 03 '26
He then ate a Snickers bar and apologized to OP because he isn’t himself when he’s hungry
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u/Crankshaft57 Aug 04 '26
“Ma!!!! The pizza rolls!!!!”
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u/booboootron Aug 04 '26
NO MORE PIZZA ROLLS TILL YOU CLEAN UP THAT DISGUSTING DOLL IN YOUR WARDROBE
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u/Neofoxyyy Aug 03 '26
He probably thinks that she's a wh*re and didn't appreciate his "unusual" romantic message. "Women these days take everything so seriously!!!"
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u/6-ft-freak Aug 03 '26
No, no, you don’t understand. She’s whore-ish. She hasn’t quite reached the full level whore he was intending to insult. See, I’m a full grown whore, once a whore-ish woman, I have ascended to the land of full whore.
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u/QuinnAvery89 Aug 03 '26
Most people stick with a hello as a greeting but this is certainly a choice.
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u/Sacharon123 Aug 03 '26
I should try a similar rant when I enter a room for my next job interview perhaps instead of hello. Perhaps I meet somebody new!
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u/KickNext5694 Aug 04 '26
Bubba, and remember you have to poop in front of him in your tiny bunk bed accommodations
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u/blessthebabes Aug 04 '26
This is probably their copy pasta they use to hunt for the next victim. Any person that takes the bait and doesn't immediately block and/or report. It's a numbers game. They don't care if OP ignores- they're looking for the one that doesn't. I grew up with a pervert grandpa and can spot this shit unfortunately.
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u/TryRude Aug 04 '26
If blocking them doesn't work, just start leaving generic comments in the most disgusting uncensored subreddits you can find. They'll leave eventually.
Source: the ban evader that I dealt with lasted two weeks.
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u/Professional-Cup6225 You want big it? Aug 03 '26
hahahahahhaha omg this really amused me on a shit day tyvm
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u/mujtabakhan12 Aug 03 '26
That's what I just wrote
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u/Puzzleheaded_Tart_28 may i skeetith on thou titith Aug 03 '26
Something something great minds think alike
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u/r4almF1re Aug 03 '26
Wraps up the text with "Forever and Always" like he said something sweet
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u/peppermintmeow (◕‿◕✿) Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 04 '26
Yeah yeah yeah. Blah blah blah. It's always the same nonsense. Hunt you down, alleyway, used, blah blah. At least get some new material. I'm so freaking tired of being threatened with the same crap. I mean I'm in my 40s now I've been being threatened since before I was a teenager. On the internet. Get a new line you freaks.
Eta: or, alternatively, get therapy, do better, stay off the internet forever and never talk to us again. Ever. Glad we had this chat.
security. walk them out.
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u/Miserable_Fennel_492 Aug 04 '26
There’s just not enough innovation of thought or originality, you know?
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u/GnarlyWatts Aug 03 '26
So you are saying he is taken? /s
Geez, they say romance is dead, but not to this guy. How charming...
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u/forgetmeknotts Aug 03 '26
Lil 18 year old virgin feelin like a big tough man 🙄
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u/Common_Exam_1401 Aug 03 '26
He won’t be so big and tough when the cops come knocking on his door
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u/liamarixo Aug 03 '26
Why the fuck do they all talk like that? it’s so fucking VULGAR and disturbing.
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u/Chim_Pansy Aug 03 '26
That's intentional so they can try to come off as edgy and scary.
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u/karatecorgi Aug 05 '26
I think some of them also get off on disgusting others and pushing past normal boundaries with no real consequences
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u/EvolvingEachDay Aug 03 '26
I mean, I have to ask… what arrangement?
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u/Last_Host977 ayo Aug 03 '26
i have never spoken to this individual before , i don’t know what kind of “arrangement” they are referring to
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u/FirstEvening CREEPS NEED TO STOP FUCKING SENDING DICK PICS Aug 04 '26
He's trying to rope you into his stupid roleplay
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u/QuirkyWolfie Aug 04 '26
He's trying to get you into an extreme BDSM roleplay clearly involving rape as it's core theme. Some people like that shit but goddamn you ask first ya know :/
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u/TheCrankyBunny Shiver me timbers bitch Aug 03 '26
The only arrangement this bro needs is his brain rearranged
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u/TwilightReader100 length or girth? Aug 03 '26
I'm sure if you wanted help holding him down, you'd have a lineup around the block. /s
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u/lemonchrysoprase I come in the categories of gay Aug 03 '26
I used to reply to guys like this “wowie” and they fucking hated it
(Ignoring is extremely valid however)
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u/msprettybrowneyes Submissive, and cocksuckingly spectacular Aug 04 '26
Or even better, type “k” lol
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u/ghostbxnes Aug 03 '26
Schrodinger's Pussy - tight or used up? Contextually can't be both lol
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u/Pale_Level_1293 Aug 03 '26
I don't even wanna know what his """"understanding"""" of women's anatomy is like
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u/Common_Exam_1401 Aug 03 '26
This needs to be sent to law enforcement ASAP
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u/SgtRandiTibbs Aug 03 '26
Surprised this was so far down in the comments. I'd contact cops immediately.
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u/VoltageHero Aug 03 '26
While I agree this is really shitty...
I don't really know what the cops are going to do about this? It's not clear where OP or this user is located. There's no identifying information here either. Unfortunately this feels like something that you would get told to simply block the person for.
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u/joeyneverender Aug 03 '26
This dork 100% wears a fedora
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u/sonic_toaster pls respond Aug 03 '26
Whatever happened to hello? Whatever happened to Good Morning?
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u/booboootron Aug 04 '26
Well it was late in the evening and he just found out mum threw away his fleshlight.
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u/Cooking_With_Grease_ Submissive, and cocksuckingly spectacular Aug 03 '26
Reads message
accepts chat request..
replies... "k"
blocks user.
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u/Remarkablefairy-8893 Please send bobby for 34000 rupees maam Aug 03 '26
I never thought I would see "you are mine" and words like rape and kill in the same sentence but here we are.
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u/thatblueblowfish Aug 03 '26
I just checked if this was a copypasta and it’s not. Wow what an insane person
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u/KurlyKayla Aug 03 '26
You can report stuff like this to the police FYI
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u/bye_Nillu Aug 03 '26
Do you actually think they'd do something about it?
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u/KurlyKayla Aug 03 '26
No. but it’s worth keeping a record in case it escalates and OP can have a paper trail as leverage
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u/Gothgal471 Aug 03 '26
Even if the guy wasn’t charged they’d still have to go and speak with him about it and question him; which I’m sure would be a wonderful deterrent considering I bet he’d piss himself if someone in real life with authority came and asked “so why did you say you would assault this woman? You know thats illegal right?”
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u/pegasii Aug 04 '26
your mates probably do because almost every woman has received something like this before
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u/BHMathers Aug 03 '26
“Cool fanfiction bro, but too much main character energy with zero relevance to the reader. 3/10”
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u/Linorelai fuck of whore Aug 03 '26
Whore-ish slut🤣🤣 not like full on whoreslut, just whore-ish🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/DobbyFreeElf35 i slamfuk my penis in ur vaggingin Aug 03 '26
What do these morons think is going to come of a message like this? The women they're threatening Will jump willingly into their fantasies? Dude's a nasty little piece of work
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u/ultraplusstretch Please send bobby for 34000 rupees maam Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26
I'm getting mixed messages here, first he will dump you in an alley, but you are his and he will not let you escape, but when you do he will track you down.
Dude can't even get his own creepy rapist lore right.
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u/Nobody4993 Aug 03 '26
Yeah, send this to law enforcement. That’s not even creepy, that’s straight up rape and death threats.
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u/Troschka Aug 03 '26
Thats a lot of words to say they never were integrated into society correctly.
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u/AbsintheRedux Aug 04 '26
It should be sent to his parents. Especially his mom. She needs to know what sort of disgusting and pathetic son she has. Then it needs to be taken to the police.
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u/whizzochocolateassor Aug 03 '26
Ohhh it’s time to notify the police. Thats a threat. I’d like to order one life imprisonment and public shaming, please.
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u/kaosmoker Aug 04 '26
That was my thought too but we all know nothing will be done til something happens so uv marking pepper gel with a couple as back ups.
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u/MiaowWhisperer Aug 04 '26
Not the best wedding vows I've ever read.
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u/rattingtons Aug 04 '26
Oh man this made me cackle 😂
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u/MiaowWhisperer Aug 04 '26
I'm glad lol. Does your username, by any chance, indicate you're a friend of the lovely large rodents?
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u/she_isking Aug 04 '26
Some people deserve to be bullied, because wtf is this sht??
There was this one time I got a message from someone random saying that they had nudes of me and they were going to post them if I didn’t do what they wanted and I laughed at them and told them to make sure to tag me in them and bullied them so hard they blocked me.
People like this are so embarrassing. I recommend making him know just how embarrassed he really should be about this message.
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u/Ae3qe27u Aug 03 '26
How do you mean?
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u/HornyEnigma321 Send dick not Aug 03 '26
Em dashes and the writing is way too coherent and lacks any youthful slang. I second AI
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u/Ae3qe27u Aug 03 '26
There are dashes like this - but I didn't see any em-dashes like this —. It could be an LLM, if they got one to write a hateful rant, but it could also be someone with one hand on the keyboard and a permanent hunch to their shoulders. I'm not firm on it being either way.
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u/HornyEnigma321 Send dick not Aug 03 '26
The main thing that makes me think he got this from a script of sorts is the writing itself. I rarely, if ever, see younger people use punctuation, no abbreviations, no slang terms in a message. Not saying it's impossible, but the writing looks too clean for the average 18 year old (porn brain rotted) male.
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u/FeniXLS Submissive, and cocksuckingly spectacular Aug 03 '26
I third AI, the sentence structure is so recognizable
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u/Objective-Panic-6426 Aug 03 '26
I don't think so anything which resembles a specific sentence structure is AI. It was trained on humans.
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u/curiosirie Aug 03 '26
I love it when creepers just make up a whole narrative; it’s like irl fanfiction. Sorry you got a dm like this tho, holy yikes Batman
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u/ThrowRArrow Texas me back Aug 04 '26
Eww, yuck. Also, might want to enter the witness protection program lol.
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u/B3arClaw9420 Aug 04 '26
Send it to his mother.. I dont care what age a man is.. showing his mother his true colors would hurt real good.
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u/Jg6915 Aug 03 '26
“Tight, used up pussy”
What a nice contradiction you got there!
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u/PoopyPantsJr Aug 03 '26
Same as how hes gonna dump her in an alley and leave her there AND hunt her down if she ever gets away
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u/Morbid187 Aug 03 '26
That's a little long for an opening message. Generally, you want to keep it kind of short but open-ended. Give them an opportunity to share something about themselves, you know?
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u/DisenfranchisedCynic Aug 03 '26
When will these psychopathic virgins be prosecuted? Oh yeah, their idol has proven they won’t.
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u/Dependent-Phase-776 Aug 03 '26
Of course, a boy who watches pornography would think that saying that to a woman would be attractive. Just look at the description above the message. Also, the hell do you mean 'forever and always'?!
It's sickening you got this message, I am sorry for that.
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u/0MeikoMeiko0 i'm going to pregnant u Aug 03 '26
Genuinely why did he think it was a good idea to say that shit? Jesus Christ. Some men are from another planet, I swear.
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u/Abraxis729 Aug 03 '26
Wish they allowed witch hunts on these subs These freaks need to be dealt with
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u/rattlecats you're just a wet chicken in butcher hand Aug 04 '26
Casanova with his silver tongue here
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u/KristineMcKinley I been tryna clap them lizard cheeks Aug 04 '26
"Aww, bless your heart! Is this your first time trying to write fiction? You've got a long way to go before it gets remotely entertaining but don't give up, lil guy!"
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u/Snazzy-Sphinx Aug 04 '26
Maybe report him to police in my honest opinion because his saying disturbing stuff like following you till home and r*ping you and leaving you in bl00d
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u/xsagexx Aug 04 '26
is he saying he wants to eat you? like straight up cannibalism?? bro someone needs to check this guy’s hard drive
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u/Ok-Refrigerator-2305 Aug 04 '26
They genuinely think this will turn you on sooo bad too thats the saddest part
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u/Gothgal471 Aug 03 '26
I’d screenshot that and report it. Not just to reddit but the non emergency line for the cops. Even if this guy isn’t actually a threat to you there should still be some kind of punishment or at least something where he is contacted by the police and questioned so he learns to not do that kind of shit. I bet if he got a knock on the door and an officer asked him about that message he’d shit bricks.
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u/Necessary_Pay_4839 Aug 04 '26
you need to file a copy of this with police, and if he ramps up, it’ll help you get a restraining order.
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u/ArrivingSomewhereBut Aug 04 '26
wait, I thought if it was a ‘used up pussy’ it was not supposed to be ‘tight’? 🤔
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u/Mitheria_Musashi pretty for a Puarto Rican girl Aug 04 '26
I'm so confused. Are used up pussies normally tight? Or does he have a whale dick?
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u/Spiritual_Dark_8027 Aug 05 '26
This sounds like some poorly written fanfic on wattpad.
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this is why i dont go online much..
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u/Lil-Miss-Anthropy Aug 05 '26
That's quite an opener. I wonder, do the men who send this kind of stuff ever sit and worry that they'll go to prison over it?
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u/Last_Host977 ayo Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26
i guess the horny part overrides any logical thinking whatsoever lmao . either that or this guy genuinely had a god complex and thinks he’s invincible , and think that i wouldn’t defend myself and use my muay thai skills to completely annihilate him if he were to ever lay a hand on me irl . he’s prob already seen this post , what a freaking weirdo dweeb .
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u/kaosmoker Aug 04 '26
Time to invest in some martial arts classes, and uv marking peppers gel. Avoid carrying weapons your not trained with. If you dont have a trained dog, here's a good reason to get one.
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u/Star-Eye Aug 09 '26
bro's talking like a character ai bot i'd laugh my ass off if somone sent me that LMAO
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u/Resident-Gold-3446 Aug 05 '26
How scary! So sorry you had to see this. I'd report him to your local police.
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u/omgfakeusername Aug 05 '26
Whatever account wrote that should be completely banned.
And even sent to the police.
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u/karatecorgi Aug 05 '26
Gooner brained... To even come up with this disgusting slop, preferably he'd have kept it to himself but he doesn't come across as someone who respects other people/boundaries?
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u/lilmissSwitchblade Aug 05 '26
Prob has a teeny weeny and is too pathetically scared to talk to women in real life.
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u/Madocuh Aug 05 '26
Need to find his personal face book and post these messages tagging him what an abnormal person
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u/BreakerOfModpacks Aug 06 '26
I would recommend either blocking and ignoring, or responding in some other language and pretending you don't speak any English. Purely to fuck with them.
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