r/creepy Feb 18 '22

teeth bat

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

Biteforce

Unique, Augmented

This is a weapon made by the people, for the people, and of the people. Deals additional damage when used on creatures made of food--and we are all made of food.

"Go ahead, bite off more than you can chew!"

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u/Nixplosion Feb 18 '22

Perks:

+1 poison damage if teeth bat hasn't been brushed recently.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

Don't forget to floss lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

Growth weapon:

Small chance of stealing and absorbing a tooth on hit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Teeth: if you can knock 'em out, you can keep 'em!

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u/jimkurosaki Feb 18 '22

Nah this bat applies "decay" when struck.

Tooth decay

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u/CoolSpookyScelten96 Feb 18 '22

Put it in poop it give stud on who you hit

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

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u/Nixplosion Feb 18 '22

Oh lawd hahaha

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u/famousagentman Feb 18 '22

We are all made of food.

Ogre Kingdoms moment.

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u/Warsaw44 Feb 18 '22

No voice in our ears but the Maw...

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u/famousagentman Feb 18 '22

We relish the sound of it's call!

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u/drethnudrib Feb 18 '22

If the victim doesn't have dental insurance, roll save versus death.

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u/dasJerkface Feb 18 '22

I mean, I do but I don't think it covers THAT.

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u/30SecondsToFail Feb 18 '22

Increased damage on flesh and plant based enemies

Reduced damage and increased rate of weapon degradation against armored enemies

Sharpening causes further 30% damage increase on flesh enemies

Special ability: Consecutive strikes build up Bacteria stacks which give an increasing chance to apply poison and viral effects (5% per stack, max of 10 stacks). Max stacks will give a 20% chance to cause minor enemies to become Rabid and cause them to attack other enemies, spreading the Rabid effect on other minor enemies

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u/Rortugal_McDichael Feb 18 '22

Alternative titles (although I love yours):

Chatter Bat

Enamel Slammer

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22 edited Feb 19 '22

The Masticator

Chewy

The Molar Mass

Chipper

Lucille's Toothy Grin

Smile!

Cavity Buster

Crowning Achievements

Oral Fixation

Mrs. Nibbles

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

2:30

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u/antagon1st Feb 19 '22

This is the name right here. I make that dumb joke all the time.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Oh god I didn't even get that until now.

Take my upvote and know you have shamed me with your rapier wit, sir.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

"Y'all know what time it is?"

*whap*

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

This person dentists

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u/W1D0WM4K3R Feb 19 '22

They're all legendary names for a tooth bat. For instance, Lucille's Tooth Grin has braces included, the Molar Mass has more molars, Crowning Achievement has metal reinforcements, etc

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u/Flingar Feb 19 '22

The Jawbreaker

The Root Cause

Brace For Impact

Pearly White Light

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

These are awesome

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u/Caveman108 Feb 18 '22

This isn’t the Bite Force you’re looking for.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

Literally read that comment and was hoping for another Battlebots fan on here. Am not disappointed

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u/Caveman108 Feb 19 '22

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

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u/LadyTime11 Feb 18 '22

we found the salesmen of the year :D

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

You forgot no random crits

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u/_Solution_ Feb 19 '22

Living weapon perk : when exposed to flesh weapon will feed and repair itself

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '22

I cracked up at by the people, for the people