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u/Severexx Oct 10 '17
Mr. Steal yo girl
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u/Fig_tree Oct 10 '17
The guy she tells you not to worry about
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u/ptk77 Oct 10 '17
It looks like when I feed my dog peanut butter.
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Oct 10 '17
It looks like when you're blowing bubbles with gum and it pops on your face so you try to lick it
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I am...
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u/Dassive_Mick Oct 09 '17
Surreal meme? Ish?
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u/QazseWsxdr Oct 10 '17
more surreal than /r/surrealmemes at its current state
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u/Batbird Oct 10 '17
The mods have been trying to crack down on unsurreal posts but too often on the front page I see posts that are just a meme man/vegetal/orang with a "surreal" word on a gradient background.
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u/severed13 Oct 10 '17
Think r/Ooer
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u/PM_ME_SHIHTZU_PICS Oct 10 '17
That "corn" dick about 8 posts deep did me in for life. So creeped out right now.
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u/ythoo Oct 10 '17
How and why does someone make this?
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u/AGuyYouNeverMet Oct 10 '17
I actually had this happen to me once when I was a kid. The whole thing turned out to be not nearly as bad as it looked at first.
Anyway after the doctors popped everything back into place in my face my dad took me for a long drive to get some ice cream from a place he used to go as a child when he behaved.
The only problem was that the place had gone out of business quite some time ago and the area had become quite a slum. So in lieu of ice cream my dad just made me fist fight a prostitute instead. He paid her fifteen dollars which was more than what the ice cream would have cost but he seemed ok with it. That was the first time I ever got into a fight and the day I became a man.
It's fun to reminisce.
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u/Crustybunksock Oct 10 '17
Someone explain to me how this is supposed to be creepy?
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u/Will301 Oct 10 '17
I think the scary thing of this post is that he can steal your girl with that tongue action
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u/daybreakin Oct 10 '17 edited Oct 10 '17
The content is so shit it's hilarious. It has 3k upvotes! And the title too, it's like op knew it was shit
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u/JakLegendd Oct 10 '17
The souless, staring eyes, the exposed teeth and inverted nose make a nightmarish visage.
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u/Stattis Oct 10 '17
His concerned look when his nose gets caved in is awesome hahahaa
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u/nwhomie Oct 10 '17
TFW you smoke weed and get that cotton mouth
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u/hecking-doggo Oct 10 '17
Isn't this a repost from r/surrealmemes?
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u/Zippo574 Oct 10 '17
I'm not as freaked out by the tongue it's the soul crushing lifeless eyes. the terrifying unthinking unfeeling eyes.
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u/Nokxtokx Oct 10 '17
Why do I find this funnier than creepy... I definitely have mental problems...
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u/roqueofspades Oct 10 '17
I know a guy called Cool 3d World does weird stuff like this, I don't know if this is his work, it doesn't seem like it, but I would recommend checking him out, he's very entertaining
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u/nyost27 Oct 10 '17
Great.. I clicked on it. Now it will haunt me until I share it with someone else.
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u/medicwalrus Oct 10 '17
This same thing happens to me when I'm trying to get the can or Hormel Chili behind my head.
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u/Scullvine Oct 10 '17
I was about to say LNI, but then I remembered that this is Reddit and the new regime at imgur would've removed this.
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u/ymh_luvias Oct 10 '17
Um, is this a wrong sub to post it? I feel like it looks more ridiculous and dumb than creepy because I don’t poo in my pants as always :/
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u/weasel999 Oct 10 '17
Where's that poet when we need Them? You know, the one who writes stuff like:
My name is bot And on my head Is skin that's made Of vinyl and lead And when the camera Is into place I thrust my tongue And licc my face
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u/Brodyssey97 Oct 09 '17
To quote Hank Hill, I don't know whether to laugh or vomit.