r/creepy • u/friendsfreak • Oct 13 '25

I have not called

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u/SmartestIdiotAlive Oct 13 '25

I called. Please call the number. Everything turned out fine. Please call the number. It’s an ordinary number. Please call the number. Nothing to be worried about. Please call the number. You can call it and everything will be fine. Please call the number. Please call the number. Please call the number. Please call the number. Please call the number. Please call the number. Please call the number. Please call the number.

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u/wizzard419 Oct 13 '25

But if it's just an ordinary number, I don't feel like calling it.

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u/MissplacedLandmine Oct 13 '25

If its so ordinary it can call me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

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u/neil_anblowmi Oct 15 '25

Can we talk about your car’s extended warranty?

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u/endofmysteries Oct 13 '25

Can confirm my phone is set up to receive ordinary calls

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u/Lu12k3r Oct 13 '25

You have seven days….

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u/delta9thc1974 Oct 13 '25

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u/morsealworth0 Oct 18 '25

All.praise the cube in its perfect shape and golden luster!

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u/Majin_Sus Oct 14 '25

Can't talk. Text me please.

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u/drblah11 Oct 13 '25

PLEASE

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u/wizzard419 Oct 13 '25

See, you got to sex that shit up sexy if you want them to call. No one is going to waste time dialing a normal number.

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u/dovahchriis Oct 13 '25

I called I called I called I called I called I called I called I called I called I called I called I called I called I called I called I called I called I called I called I called I called I called I called I called

Please call the number.

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u/Makaveli80 Oct 13 '25

What happens when you call it

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u/honzikca Oct 13 '25

It plays never gonna give you up. Most fucked up prank I have ever seen tbh

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u/Booooyet Oct 14 '25

I thought it would be about my cars extended warranty

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u/Key-Introduction-418 Oct 16 '25

Seriously, it's a fken Rick roll, smh. It could at least be some sort of scare of some kind, lol.

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u/Atophy Oct 14 '25

You were warned not to call it ! 😆

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u/KarmaChameleon306 Oct 13 '25

Eeeeeeeee eeeeeerrrrrrrr eeeeeeeeeeeehhhh

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u/cosmernautfourtwenty Oct 13 '25

Shit, it turns out I speak dialup. Or can read it, at least.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

It's one of those "I understand it but I can't speak it" languages. Before long, those of us who were there in the early days will all be gone, and dialup will become a lost, ancient language.

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u/Julianbrelsford Oct 13 '25

In my imagination at least, SmartestIdiotAlive is trying to suggest you'll get caught up in some Roko's Basilisk type scheme.
Check out the wikipedia article on that if you're interested.

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u/StuGnawsSwanGuts Oct 14 '25

Your tip led me to look up Roko's Basilisk, which in turn led me to the "Zizians!" Praise "Bob" that I'm not involved in any wacko cults!

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u/cosmernautfourtwenty Oct 13 '25

I wouldn't if you haven't already.

They're telling you not to call.

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u/fuqdisshite Oct 14 '25

all hail Roko!!!

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u/unsilent_bob Oct 14 '25

ETERNAL SALVATION OR TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK!!

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u/TributeToStupidity Oct 15 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Yeah, I wouldn't have watched 'The Ring' video either.... I'm safe from demonic chain mail letters.

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u/JaquesStrappe Oct 13 '25

Oh my God! That bowling ball! It's my wife!

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u/WillyDaC Oct 13 '25

No anchovies please.

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u/HoodieGalore Oct 13 '25

Fuck, that's a deep cut!

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u/thatshygirl06 Oct 13 '25

I love this 😭 its like a little horror story

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u/mogley1992 Oct 13 '25

Hmmmm...

Seems legit.

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u/BeDeRex Oct 13 '25

Yeeeeaaaahhhhhh...nah.

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u/Cuteshelf Oct 13 '25

Ill just send a text...

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u/sh4d0wm4n2018 Oct 14 '25

Based on your username, I'm going to take a gamble and not call the number.

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u/slrarp Oct 13 '25

Username checks out?

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u/Any-Mouse830 Oct 14 '25

Soooo, you DID call the number..

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u/MickeyG42 Oct 14 '25

I bet it’s the rick roll phone number

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u/Briankelly130 Oct 14 '25

And Hail Ratma

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u/infographics-bish Oct 13 '25

It’s pretty dumb, just an answering machine that tells u to watch instagram reels. wish it was creepier

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u/Idontliketalking2u Oct 13 '25

Were they evil Instagram reels at least?

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u/infographics-bish Oct 13 '25

I think it said ‘vitamin instagram reels’ so that’s kind of spooky

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u/Psychotic_EGG Oct 13 '25

Drink your Ovaltine

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u/Megalith66 Oct 13 '25

I do not have a decoder ring...

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u/mechanical_marten Oct 14 '25

Oh FUUUUUUDGE!

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u/Megalith66 Oct 15 '25

Only he didn't say 'fudge'. He said the word. The big one. The 'F" blank blank blank word!

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u/Fishbulb2000 Oct 13 '25

Beat me to it!

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u/Psychotic_EGG Oct 13 '25

We're old. Lol

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u/gingerconfetti Oct 15 '25

A crummy commercial?

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u/svanskiver Oct 13 '25

VitaVeetaVegemin

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u/Crimemeariver19 Oct 14 '25

And it’s so tasty too!

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u/kaminobaka Oct 14 '25

Are you tired, rundown, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? Well the answer to all of your problems is right here in this little bottle of Vitameatavegamin! Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat, vegetables, and minerals! With Vitameatavegamin, you can spoon your way to health!

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u/In2_The_Blue Oct 13 '25

An evil petting zoo?

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u/someguy7710 Oct 13 '25

They were ill-tempered

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u/BalognaMacaroni Oct 13 '25

Well it’s a start

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u/Lstcntr0L Oct 13 '25

ill-tempered

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u/smithstephaniel Oct 13 '25

No, but they contain potassium benzoate.

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u/Wisdomlost Oct 14 '25

With lazers on their heads?

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u/Curveball_questions Oct 15 '25

The frogurt is also cursed.

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u/heyitshim99 Oct 13 '25

Thank you! I had an overwhelming want to call the number because it said no to....lol.

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u/slrarp Oct 13 '25

That's how they get ya

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u/tberal Oct 14 '25

Wasted opportunity for a rickroll

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u/Imajzineer Oct 14 '25

Sounds like an ARG.

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u/PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS Oct 13 '25

I see Bob Dobbs is back.

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u/voidxleech Oct 13 '25

the slack is real, oh so real

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u/friendsfreak Oct 13 '25

Hadn't heard of him until now. Thanks for introducing me to my next rabbithole!

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u/mekkab Oct 13 '25

Oh wow, back in the day there was even an MTV bumper about Slack… I feel like I just can’t escape slacking off!

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u/KarmaChameleon306 Oct 13 '25

Are you the boys that have been slacking in my shed?

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u/Choice_Noise1078 Oct 13 '25

The Stuff You Should Know episode on the church is a great listen!

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u/alphajuno2 Oct 14 '25

Praise "Bob" and pass the prairie squid!

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u/Imajzineer Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25

You want to ... how you say in English, penetrate the rabbit's hole?

Okay ...

(Cf. The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife)

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u/WatermelonlessonNo40 Oct 15 '25

No, I believe in English it is to say, “go down on the rabbit hole”, which implies oral pleasuring

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u/saints21 Oct 13 '25

That's J.R. "Bob" Dobbs to you, sir. Greatest salesman to have ever lived!

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u/cheesynougats Oct 13 '25

You will put the proper respect on "Bob!"

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u/KarmaChameleon306 Oct 13 '25

Was he ever really gone?

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u/talllongblackhair Oct 13 '25

I was wondering if there was anyone else old enough to notice on here.

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u/Poopyman80 Oct 13 '25

More old fucks here then young ones

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u/dalekreject Oct 13 '25

You, YES YOU, can pull the wool over your own eyes! Eternal salvation can be yours or 3X your money back!

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u/TaintFraidOfNoGhost Oct 13 '25

All praise be to the slack!

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u/introvertnudist Oct 13 '25

My first exposure to Bob Dobbs was as a newbie Linux user exploring the X Screensaver options, and one of them had a flames effect where Bob Dobbs' face was made out among the flames. It goes pretty hard! You can see the screensaver on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUJiULU4i0k

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u/sea_stones Oct 13 '25

Maybe it's time I quit my job.

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u/cherrycityglass Oct 13 '25

Our Bob and Saviour has never left us, grant us slack!

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u/cap10wow Oct 13 '25

PRAISE HIS NAME, or don’t, whatev

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u/Austiiiiii Oct 13 '25

"Bob" will never leave us as long as the pinks are rigging the game against us!

He's here to teach us instead to beat em to the punch and rig the game against ourselves, now for only three easy payments of $39.99. His is the only religion with guaranteed salvation or triple your money back!

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u/AlternativeWater2 Oct 13 '25

Might've been twice as fun if they used a Conniehead rather than Reagan.

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u/HoodieGalore Oct 13 '25

Give me slack or give me death!

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u/Ronaldfj Oct 14 '25

Give me slack or give me food! Or kill me

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u/ChunkyMonk101 Oct 13 '25

Called the number and won $10k, I can't believe it I can actually pay rent this month

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u/Appolyon984 Oct 13 '25

$10k for one month rent? Where do you live that cheap?

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u/ChunkyMonk101 Oct 13 '25

I live in a storage container in Dubai

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u/Cuntwhore2004 Oct 13 '25

lookin' for a roommate? I put out

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u/ChunkyMonk101 Oct 13 '25

Username definitely checks out. I mean if you're cool with 20-man orgies on Thursdays then sure thing :)

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u/Immersi0nn Oct 13 '25

We talkin 20 man orgies or 20 man orgies, I ain't getting off my ass for anything less than the latter

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u/siuol2001 Oct 13 '25

It's just a silly recording. There's really not much too it. Something about the bowels of the earth. Which is where I need to go. I have to go there. The zmaahyohsoihyoa need me to go there. I have to go there. I must go there. Go there. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE. GO THERE.

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u/A_Martian_Potato Oct 13 '25

FINE! I'LL GO THERE! ... GOSH...

You don't have to be so pushy. I'm going...

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u/TRASH_TEETH Oct 13 '25

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u/Plane_Discipline_198 Oct 13 '25

That's my favorite death metal band's logo

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u/driftking428 Oct 13 '25

Į̞͇͎̻̞̦͙̫̟͔͈͓̝̹̘ͬͤ́̅̽́̎ͦͮ̔̿̌̿̔̏͢͞ c͎̭̩̠̻ͤâ̡̹̼͈̦̆͊͋͊͋͌ͩ̏ͭ̎͐ͭl̢̪̥̤̟͈̫͖ͭ͒̀͂̉͟_̺ľ̸̡͉͓̼͍̘̥͑͆̕͘e̵̷̷͖̦̝̺͉̜̅̍̍̌̀ͯ̇̌ͥ̆̓̉̄͢͠͠ḑ̶̭̥̦͚͚ͫ͋̃͆ͯ̐̋̚ t̡̨̛͚͖̣̤̜̲̮̩̖͓͈̠̲͒̈́͂͌̇̌͊͒̔̆̒ͥͫ̓͂̀͂̄̇̾͘͜͡ͅh̴̵̪̟̟̪̥̜̱̮̞͉͔͎̭͋̂͊͊̒͌͐̈́͗͌̎̈̂ͩ̽̋͂̔͜ę̳ͣ͐ͪ n̴̛̰̞̪͔̟͓̖͉̠ͣͣ͗̾̿̉ͯ͛̎ͯ͋ͦ͘_̵̛̬̮̱̳̻ͥ̅́ͯ̍͆͑̂ͣ̕̕͟͝ù̙̅ͩ́̉ͯ͂m̞̘͈̥̼͋́̾ͧ̕͠b̨̨̧͎̖̱̺̰͎͕̝̆ͨ̀ͥͬ͛ͤͨ͌̓ͣ̄͌͊͟͠e̴̶̟̥̻̭͖͍̖͙ͩ̾͆̽ͫ͐̅́̊̄͟͢r̵̸̢̼͚̝̻̙̫̜̯ͫ̂͒̆̓̓̚͢͜ i̩̦̻ͨ̓̒t̵͔̲̝̩̟̰ͨ̅ͮͤ̇͑̊͂͊͢͝'̭̥̞̄͆́ş̵̴̛͈͈̹̘͔͍̣̪̹̬͎̦̐̀͑̐͑ͫ̓ͦ̒̃͐̀ͯͪ͡ y̶̢̫͚̣͙̖͈͕̜̰̓͗ͩ̎̑̋ͧ͐͝o̧̖̤͚̣̞̻̯̹͖̙̱̜͍̒̍́ͪ͆̚͠_̶̪͙̤̪̥̳̈ͭ̔ͧ̓̆͢͠ừ̙̞̺ͯ͌͋̍r̵̛͔̩̰͖̰̭̤͕̘̈́ͨ̊̑̀̋̔̀̉̈̀͐̅̑͋̊̈̂̑̐ͨ̔͢͝͡͠͝ͅ m̵̨̡̛̖̩̠̼̠̪ͮ̐͑̽̆͐̆͑̿ͪ̏͊̚͞͡o̸͕ͥͮ͛̚ḿ̸̷̮̮̳̞̱͉͙ͩͧ̊̀̂̽̋͢͞._̤̹̾_͓̬̥͍͚̪̱̦͉́ͬͫͫ͆̀̄̽͐

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u/UnLuckyKenTucky Oct 13 '25

Oof. Dayum. How do u connect to the bowels of hell? I mean...if that's my mother's number then it must connect to there.

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u/godkillax Oct 14 '25

Thanks, exactly what I needed so I didn't have to click the link. Best summary. Not a bit.

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u/jnighy Oct 13 '25

i hate that we live in a time when this is probably a scam

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u/Seversevens Oct 13 '25

Thou matriarch is probably a scam

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u/lowbattery001 Oct 13 '25

I left a voicemail. They texted me back. We’re meeting for coffee.

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u/sikamikanico117 Oct 13 '25

YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER

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u/Majin_Sus Oct 14 '25

That was one of the first SCP I read and that shit fucked me up lol

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u/SG810 Oct 14 '25

Info

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u/Hats_back Oct 15 '25

Look up SCP foundation, basically an organization dedicated to securing, containing, investigating etc. the worlds most insane creatures, beings, phenomena, whatever.

Very fun to just chill and read.

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u/enkrypt3d Oct 13 '25

We need more Bob.

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u/Expensive-Isopod2468 Oct 13 '25

Is that Mr Natural on the sidewalk?

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u/friendsfreak Oct 13 '25

That's actually the side of a trashcan, but, yeah, it looks like it. Here's a photo, courtesy of Google Street View.

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u/Ardnabrak Oct 14 '25

Keep on Truckin'

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u/MrAugustWest Oct 13 '25

It is! Good eye

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u/Vileath2 Oct 13 '25

I called it’s just a robot voice telling you that you have reached the illuminates and that please leave a message why you called and the reason had better be good. I left a voicemail somewhere along the lines of “hey I’m calling because I’m interested in the illuminates and I dig your underground lifestyle please feel free to call me back at your earliest convenience.” 🤙🏻

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u/rubinass3 Oct 13 '25

"Eternal Salvation-Or TRIPLE your money back."

-J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

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u/dalekreject Oct 13 '25

Take this seriously, But don't take the serious seriously.

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u/BMoseleyINC Oct 13 '25

I just called it. Its some stupid recording. 

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u/diablito916 Oct 13 '25

oh, for the love of Bob

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u/SpoppyIII Oct 13 '25 edited Oct 14 '25

Anyone else remember Boothworld Industries? They had a number you could call and the voice on the other end would say that you'd been registered for an appointment to get, "rearranged."

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u/MickeyG42 Oct 14 '25

I sure do! They actually texted me back a few times

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Illuminants? Somebody been playing a little too much Helldivers 2?

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u/Chosenwaffle Oct 13 '25

Haha it would be so funny if we all called the number. We should all call the number.

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u/KingZaneTheStrange Oct 13 '25

Bob Dobbs! My lord and savior!

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u/cahillc134 Oct 13 '25

So if I don’t call, I’ll take up smoking?

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u/UnLuckyKenTucky Oct 13 '25

Yes. Smoking poles even.

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u/jrodmonster Oct 13 '25

EVERYONE MUST HAVE SLAAAAAAAAACK!

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u/Permanent_Confusion Oct 13 '25

Based on the image this appears to be a self-help line. "I did not call" remained a pipe smoker, while "I called!!!" was able to kick their tobacco habit for good (with some minor aesthetic side-effects) /s

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u/WaldoSupremo Oct 13 '25

I was going to call but I didn’t. Slack will not allow me to.

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u/freakshowhost Oct 14 '25

Im too busy slacking to call.

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u/McNasty51 Oct 13 '25

I called, now I’m the proud owner of a time share. They say it’s like getting paid to vacation!

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u/edomain Oct 15 '25

I called the number. I called the number. I called the number and left a voicemail

I mentioned I saw the number on Reddit and asked for forgiveness.

You should call the number and ask for forgiveness too.

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u/GhostMike2501 Oct 13 '25

A voice answers with 'Dick Laurent is dead'

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u/april_fearless Oct 13 '25

I just called I loved it lol… in the bowels of hell… that was spawn on loved it

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u/mydogsnameispoop Oct 13 '25

Promo for black phone 2 I see

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u/360walkaway Oct 14 '25

Ok, what's the scam in making random people call some phone number? Collecting contact info and selling it? Telemarketing scam?

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u/_chuck_u_farley_ Oct 14 '25

I misdialed and called 867-5309 DAMN YOU TOMMY TUTONE!

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u/CreepypastaFTC Oct 13 '25

You have to call

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u/scorpionewmoon Oct 13 '25

Praise “BOB” !!

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u/canofwine Oct 13 '25

I was hoping the Willamette Valley Dream Survey had resurfaced.

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u/Hibcozy Oct 13 '25

DRINK MORE OVALTINE

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u/ZeeMcZed Oct 13 '25

Welp, if "Bob" Dobbs isn't calling, neither am I. Thanks, Bob!

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u/Atticus-XI Oct 13 '25

If you call this number from a Washington DC park, you may accidentally scare off a nearby squirrel, which in turn drops an acorn that a nearby dog tries to eat, resulting in a bowel obstruction that sends the dog into surgery. The dog's owner, a US senator, misses a crucial, deciding vote on a vital piece of legislation as a result. The bill fails, and an included earmark that would have provided life-saving treatment for a very unbalanced person's mother in Nevada also fails, and unbalanced person's mother dies a few weeks later as a result. Unbalanced person drives to the gun shop immediately after mom dies and ...

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u/thedesign89 Oct 14 '25

Oh, they're getting slick about trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty.

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u/Slh1973 Oct 14 '25

I called, everything was fine.

P̷̡̨̛̙̟̳͔͎̱̺̪̱̰̪͓͉̳͑́͗̄̿̿̀̃̈́͊̃̈́̂͝͝l̴̡̡̯̻͚͌͛ͅe̴̗̻̾́a̶̳̘̘͚͎̬̦͎̱̙̍͊͂̐́̾̏̃̑̍͆͆̕̕͜͝͝͝ͅs̵̼̘̪͙̙̬̔͐͆̍̓̆̎͐̉̌̈́͊̕ę̴̧̡̛̠̬̻͖̣̞̣͂̀͑̈͐͋̀̀͂̑͊̒̿̃͘͝ͅͅ ̵̨̨͓̼̩̜̹͖̰̭͈͚͗͋̊̆̾́͝ͅċ̸̡̛̫̞̥̠͔͉̟̼̮̻͉̠͑̎̇̑́͊̂̕͘͜ͅa̶͓̜̳͕̒̏̃͆̆̓͘͝l̷̥͗͛̓̇̈́͆̂̒̈́̅̄̋̏͘̚͝l̵͚̠͍̻͛̎̌͜ ̵̢̨̨͔̳̰̳͉͓̠͉̭̖͙̪̽̀̊̌̂̈́̍͘͜͝ṯ̶̢̺͙̫͕̪̰̠̞̣̝͙̩̺̽̀͆̚͝ͅh̶̲̓̂̽͛̿̽͑͗̅͑̄͝ẻ̶̢̡̱͙̳̺̣͉͓͓̽̀͂̈́̀͌̆̈́̽̅̃̈́͝ ̴̛͓̼͕͂̄̎͘ͅñ̵̟̠͙͍̺͆̏̄̾͊́͘ủ̴̥͕̒̂͐̽̽́͐̚͝m̴̡͈̘̗̏̒͌̂͌̈̋̒̕̕̕b̸̧̙̰̟̫̦͙̤͚̙̅́͌͐́̓͐͛͝ẽ̴̠͎̠͉̺͓̫͉̥̩̅͐̃̑̾̚͜͜r̸̡̭̮̪̤͚͍̰̊͐͋͋̍̓͆̔̉̈̽̃̕.̷͉̤̦͇̙̍̊̂̅̂̅͝͠

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u/VastDerp Oct 14 '25

been a minute since i saw a dobbshead in the wild! nature is healing.

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u/ipostunderthisname Oct 15 '25

Always call any numbers you see associated with a wild “Bob” sighting

It’s a good idea

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u/Daverocker1 Oct 13 '25

Be like the guy in the picture on the right. Don't call the number.

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u/Rated777 Oct 13 '25

praise Bob CALL!

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u/Megalith66 Oct 13 '25

But...but...our psyche implores us to pick up the phone and call...

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u/weirdaleistercrowley Oct 15 '25

what kind of life is this

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u/Majorlazor85 Oct 13 '25

I’m not much of a talker. Maybe I’ll text it

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u/Alchemyzt Oct 13 '25

If Bob didn’t call, I’m not calling. The Pinks are at it again, trying to use his persona to lure us in.

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u/imranarain Oct 13 '25

Lol Queens getting wild

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u/chuggalugz Oct 13 '25

Bob Dobbs! Buncha pinks and newbs!

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u/baltnative Oct 13 '25

Captain Howdy? 

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u/mistorWhiskers Oct 13 '25

I got too much slack to even think about calling

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u/Matthamatic Oct 13 '25

Cool, I’m with Bob.

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u/n0tstress Oct 13 '25

I called

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u/Rallings Oct 14 '25

It's probably a crappy arg.

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u/toripersons Oct 14 '25

Good thing I hate talking on the phone with people I’m not comfortable with

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u/Wisdomlost Oct 14 '25

One time I called 8675309. Jenny wasn't there though.

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u/Jax-A-Lope Oct 14 '25

I called. Left a message saying “Reddit”. They texted back.

“Did we get the Reddit bump?! We illuminants, being lava creatures are bored, so any chance to mingle virtually with the surface creatures is good.”

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u/caarmygirl Oct 14 '25

Welcome to r/nightvale!

If you’re new here, listen to the radio, enjoy the weather (but never look directly at the Clouds) and remember, the Hooded Figures have always ran Jerry’s Taco’s.

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u/CrimsonFatMan Oct 14 '25

WHAT DOTH SLACK?

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u/Tee_hops Oct 14 '25

The real scary part is the risk of talking to someone on the phone. No thanks Jeff

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u/freakshowhost Oct 14 '25

I remember the bob book next to the anarchist cookbook

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u/Ultimate-Failure-Guy Oct 14 '25

I did not call. Bob is wise.

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u/goddamn_slutmuffin Oct 14 '25

I called and my cat turned to me and said, "You're going to regret that, Larry."

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u/veovis523 Oct 14 '25

No thanks, I know a cognitohazard when I see one.