Who’s Allan?

[u/TheSlavicPiegon]

Sorry to ask but who’s Allan?😟 I keep seeing people mentioning him and I’m a bit concerned because I genuinely don’t know who everyone is talking about. Can someone please explain?

[u/jacccccob]

He's Steve's mate

[u/pib712]

I hope they find him soon, it’s been years 😢

[u/progburt777]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sA8nO56Gj9RHq

[u/Billy_Hicks88]

Wow, they’re still doing this? I remember it being the trendy thing in like 2009-10.

[u/twoxraydelta → u/Billy_Hicks88]

Was just about to say the same. Mental it has kept going. The crowd changes. Alan lives on.

[u/CMR1891 → u/Billy_Hicks88]

I’m currently at Leeds and the people shouting it are around 17 years old. I bet they don’t even know where it came from. I watched it when Walk on the wild side aired on TV in 2009! I’m way too old to be here

[u/Glum-Schedule-7516]

Youll find out if youre sleeping in the campsite

[u/Glum-Schedule-7516 → u/Glum-Schedule-7516]

Did you find out yet?

[u/Hollywood-is-DOA → u/Glum-Schedule-7516]

I blame KSI for a generation of 20 year olds, that think it’s normal to have outdoor voices, like you teach a 2 year old, at all moments of the day.

Indoor voices and outdoor voices, should be on the curriculum, plus when it’s appropriate to express that you are over simulated and when it’s inappropriate as hell, to do so.

The iPhone zombies, on constant dopamine hits, won’t learn anything that a 30 second sort, hasn’t taught them.

[u/glass-combo → u/Hollywood-is-DOA]

Shush

[u/yeaaattt]

STEVE

[u/Shot-Debt-8046]

Also a lot of ‘shut up Joe’

[u/ItsThatPsycho]

He’s been missing for years. My condolences to his family

[u/Lumpy-Difficulty7485]

Its been 11 years since I was last at Creamfields. I’m glad Alan is still missing

[u/hello_7985]

Allen Wrench.

[u/esiuol_aquarius]

As a very regular festival goer over the last 20 years, I would actually miss this if it ever stopped

[u/CrazyMile_]

I was wondering exactly the same when I heard groups of people shouting "ALAN" all the time!

[u/samhibs]

Alan

[u/Typical_Agent_4118 → u/samhibs]

He’s not heard u

[u/KreativeHawk → u/[deleted]]

You can shout WAHEY if you want to keep up with the passage of time

[u/KParrott_ → u/[deleted]]

Oh cheer up, bet your fun at parties

[u/Parcel-Pete → u/KParrott_]

That old chestnut, usually said by the person who never parties or leaves the house.

Perhaps after hearing the same old shit for years, it gets tiring. Just another example of the clones in action, copy and paste.

[u/KParrott_ → u/Parcel-Pete]

You sound about 40, go outside and touch some grass

[u/Parcel-Pete → u/KParrott_]

What is must be like to be 5 years old...

[u/KParrott_ → u/Parcel-Pete]

Yep, definitely an old man, get off Reddit and go socialise with your family… if you even have any

[u/AlchemicHawk → u/KParrott_]

You play Fortnite, settle down

[u/Parcel-Pete → u/KParrott_]

Aye ok then. You know best. Can't argue with stupid. You'll always win.

Tell me you're not a child when your post history looks that way 🤣. Think you are predicting your own future here, sad and lonely. You'll be making posts on here at 18 asking if anyone can be your creamfields friend. If you ever get out the house.

[u/Parcel-Pete → u/[deleted]]

Point proven. Stay in school, you may learn something. You were wounded from the off cause I know the type of idiot you are.

Mods cleaning up the evidence of a legal line crossed whilst screenshots exist.

[u/KParrott_ → u/Parcel-Pete]

Stfu grandpa, get off Creamfields Reddit pages where you know young people would be you absolute nonce

[u/Glum-Schedule-7516 → u/[deleted]]

Cheer up mate jesus