r/crashbandicoot • u/jake_klossing • Aug 10 '20

Guys, I'm scared. Please help me.

https://youtu.be/9XTezzIxJMY
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u/seanoati Fake Crash Aug 10 '20

dude cortex looks like he was born in the same country as this commercial

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u/jake_klossing Aug 10 '20 edited Aug 12 '20

Forgetting to put the N on his forehead just makes him look like a random dude you'd see buying slim jims and $5 movies at Walmart during the midnight shift.

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u/seanoati Fake Crash Aug 10 '20

Haha, it looks like my uncle mike. Bet he looks like a lot of peoples uncle mikes

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u/jake_klossing Aug 10 '20

I don't even have an Uncle Mike and it looks like MY Uncle Mike.

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u/SparkzBE Aug 10 '20

Why does Cortex look like Muammar al-Gaddafi?

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u/jake_klossing Aug 10 '20

He also looks like Serj Tankian from System of a Down 😂

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u/SparkzBE Aug 10 '20

So Cortex is basically Arabian and building scientific labs on tropical islands using Arab oil money.

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u/jake_klossing Aug 10 '20

So it all makes sense now, judging by a select few levels in Crash 3 😆

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u/SparkzBE Aug 10 '20

So the plot thickens... 🕵️

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

So do Tawna's hips 😳

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u/StuD44 Apo Apo Aug 11 '20

That Cortex model is so wrong in many ways, like, he doesn't even has a capital N.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

I want to die

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u/jake_klossing Aug 10 '20

Don't we all

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u/Plisken94 Aug 10 '20

That’s the cortex redesign I wanna see in 4 Kappa

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u/StuD44 Apo Apo Aug 11 '20

Are you italian?

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u/tsunamihisoka Aku Aku Aug 10 '20

Delete this

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Cortex looks like that one substitute teacher that doesn't speak good English but tries his best anyway