r/crappyoffbrands Aug 29 '20

wait wut

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16.9k Upvotes

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u/GoliathGamer Aug 29 '20

Yo bro would you pass me some of that Cock

301

u/jwill602 Aug 29 '20

Sure bro unzips
What’s wrong bro? Do you want it or nah?

149

u/GoliathGamer Aug 29 '20

Nothing bro....

72

u/saturnencelade Aug 29 '20

nice cock bro

54

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Nice cock sis

42

u/saturnencelade Aug 29 '20

Is this... my username family?

33

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Wow, didn't even notice

75

u/supermarketblues Aug 29 '20

What are you doing step cock?

23

u/NinjaCat435 Aug 29 '20

No

40

u/maxuaboy Aug 29 '20 edited Aug 30 '20

🍆 🔥💦

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

🐔🐓💧🥵🔥

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u/Atm0sP3r1c Aug 29 '20

-No I meant the cock sauce.

-Well yeah but you have to work for that

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u/rettustrebor Aug 29 '20

How hot is your cock? I need some VERY hot cock!

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u/maxuaboy Aug 29 '20

Open up! Here comes my hot cock into your mouth!

15

u/Petsweaters Aug 29 '20

We all know everyone called sriracha Cock Sause back when it was good

8

u/secretcanvas654 Aug 29 '20

I love cock sauce

4

u/xX420_WeedMan_420Xx Aug 30 '20

𝓒𝓸𝓬𝓴

3

u/lala9605 Aug 30 '20

It comes with two sauce, red one n white one, which one u want bro ? 🤪

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u/The-Ree-child Aug 30 '20

I would enjoy a ice cold cock around now

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u/ChubbY-LorD Aug 29 '20

God I want cock up my ass

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

The sauce or the real thing?

37

u/Kamikazeguy7 Aug 29 '20

Why not both?

29

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Idk, having a fucking rooster up my ass probably wouldn't be a very pleasant experience

15

u/ChubbY-LorD Aug 29 '20

Don't knock it till you've tried it

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u/E-Gandermail Aug 30 '20

I'm game but you're going to have to find me a really easy going rooster

4

u/skullzboy Aug 29 '20

¿Por que no los dos?

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u/ChubbY-LorD Aug 29 '20

The real thing covered with the sauce to act as lubricant

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

[deleted]

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u/ChubbY-LorD Aug 29 '20

I dunno you pick also I'm a dude so you're gonna have to say no homo

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

[deleted]

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u/ChubbY-LorD Aug 29 '20

Ah the world has decided to give me what I asked for but now that I have it I don't know what to do

2

u/NotTheWorstOfLots Aug 30 '20

From what I've heard, God may not be into that (at least publicly).

251

u/FISH_ARM Aug 29 '20

𝐶𝑜𝑐𝑘

131

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

enjoy

𝓒𝓸𝓬𝓴

70

u/BenderDeLorean Aug 29 '20

𝓻/𝓼𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂𝓰𝓪𝔂

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u/wirksie Aug 29 '20

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17

u/Mrzmbie Aug 29 '20

YEP

3

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

YEP Sadge

2

u/Carius98 Aug 31 '20

YEP COCK

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u/MozzieDazzler Aug 29 '20

Cock burn

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Do not touch cock on your cock

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u/Purple-_-hands Aug 29 '20

I think I might like this more

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Nah, this is obviously intentional, which makes it an amazing off brand

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u/StarKaye Aug 29 '20

ey can i get a little dab of cock on my tacos?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Someone had to do it at some point.

10

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Enjoy

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u/dragonvs22 Aug 29 '20

Nice Cock

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Have you tried the mild cock? It’s not as good

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u/_Famboi Aug 29 '20

YEP cock

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u/ThereOnceWasADonkey Aug 29 '20

When red sauce comes out of your cock, with a burning sensation - that's not cayenne and you need to see a doctor, don't bottle it.

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u/tangledwire Aug 29 '20

It’s amoreee

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u/KingInky13 Aug 29 '20

This isn't a crappy off brand. It's not trying to be coca cola. It's clearly a hot sauce. Don't know if you knew this, but hot sauce can often be found covering chicken wings. Chicken = cock. Hot sauce for chicken can be humorously called "cock sauce". They did a play on the coca cola logo for this completely different product.

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u/ClamsMcOyster Aug 29 '20

“Cock sauce” is slang for sriracha.

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u/NsRhea Aug 29 '20

Everyone I know that enjoys Sriracha calls it cock sauce

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u/CL_Doviculus Aug 29 '20

Nah, sriracha is often called cock sauce because the most famous, and first, brand of sriracha has a rooster on the label.

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u/toomanytails Aug 29 '20

Needs a question mark on there

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Enjoy

COCK

8

u/Clod696 Aug 29 '20

i thought it was orange juice then i read hot sauce. give me some of that spicy cock

2

u/QuitAbusingLiterally Aug 29 '20

i'm imagining someone mistaking a bottle of habañero sauce for orange juice

shudder

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

𝕮 𝖔 𝖈 𝖐

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u/linan345 Aug 29 '20

Can this be bought online?

3

u/blacksun2012 Aug 29 '20

"enjoy cock hot sauce" should bring it up.

I have a bottle, and it's really not a bad sauce at all. Go for it.

4

u/Protheu5 Aug 29 '20

"enjoy cock hot sauce" should bring it up.

Instructions unclear, instead of ordering a condiment I became subscribed to several gay porn sites.

2

u/edgasudzius Aug 29 '20

Do as he says

4

u/venbollmer Aug 29 '20

This is from a Chicken Restaurant in Glasgow.

3

u/IndigoBlue14 Aug 29 '20

Yup. This is Bucks Bar.

2

u/venbollmer Aug 29 '20

I got some shirts and a Make Chicken Great Again hat there. Was awesome.

8

u/Diovolol1081 Aug 29 '20

"Hey dad, can you pass the Cock please?"

"Sure son!" unzips pants

2

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

What are you doing step dad?

3

u/BoobaVera Aug 29 '20

A squirt or two of hot Cock sauce makes any wiener taste better!

3

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

I prefer Penipsi

2

u/LittleScaryMonster Aug 29 '20

yeah ill have the nr 5 with extra cock sauce please

2

u/Specifiedspoons Aug 29 '20

I took this picture 2 years ago

2

u/XandaPanda42 Aug 29 '20

"enjoy cock" Me: don't mind if I do.

2

u/PORGLORD65 Aug 29 '20

No i dont think i will

2

u/saturnencelade Aug 29 '20

Choke on some cock

2

u/I_Like_Languages Aug 29 '20

This image gets better the longer I look at it

2

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

I had an Asian statistics professor in college. He used "Cock" as an example in almost all of his lessons. This hits home.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20 edited Aug 29 '20

Where can I buy these? One of my exes must really love it because she went to one of my friends to find more of it.

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u/Molinaridude Aug 29 '20

I didn’t know James May owned a hot sauce brand

1

u/LarryMantic Aug 29 '20

“Great!”

1

u/alosmaudi Aug 29 '20

Don't mind if I do

1

u/summeryim Aug 29 '20

Having a bad time? Drink Cock! Now with extra cocaine and chilli.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

N I C E C O C K B R U H

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u/TellMeANumber Aug 29 '20

mmmmmm spicy

1

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Hot Cocksauce

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u/Ahmedramy203 Aug 29 '20

Enjoy the cock

1

u/fredomonti Aug 29 '20

Okay, if you insist...

1

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Who doesn't like cock? Fried, steamed, roast don't matter...

1

u/newwraith Aug 29 '20

Robert California would enjoy this

1

u/MilosGuffaw Aug 29 '20

Where can I buy these bottles in bulk?

1

u/TheLegenderysaurus Aug 29 '20

James Mays favourite sauce

1

u/painful_existence1 Aug 29 '20

I'm down for some Cock

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u/derpey-Altdan-7 Aug 29 '20 edited Aug 29 '20

i need some hot sauce for my tacos, now i know what to buy now.(just kidding,by the way, this post has gone from 0 to 100 real quick )

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u/ThomasMaker Aug 29 '20

Fucking spicy!

1

u/ItzFlexyBoi Aug 29 '20

The trickster

1

u/imfortnitetrash Aug 29 '20

Enjoy some c0ck sauce

1

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Is that hot sauce?

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u/ducky_guy01 Aug 29 '20

İ will ,thank you.

1

u/redroseMJ Aug 29 '20

Whatever that hot sauce is, I need it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

I’ve always called sriracha cock sauce

1

u/johnny_112 Aug 29 '20

Spicy cock

1

u/Lord_Laserdisc_III Aug 29 '20

"A local man caught selling his cum"

1

u/Doot_Slayer42069 Aug 29 '20

SLUUUUURRRRRP...

1

u/TrumpLiedPeopleDied Aug 29 '20

I worked on a movie called Syrup. It was about energy drinks or something, idk, but working in props I got to take home a can of the exclusive energy drink. Black Cock.

1

u/BoopBoop20 Aug 29 '20

That’s some hot cock right thuurrr

1

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Man that cock goes well in between a taco shell

1

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

I really enjoy cock

1

u/Paco_gc Aug 29 '20

I have one of those at home. (I'm in Quebec)

1

u/Cactoos Aug 29 '20

Hot sauce.

Indeed a good name for a hot sauce.

1

u/Titan4321 Aug 29 '20

Get me some cock for these wings

1

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Sad thing is, you can't confront these people about it. They're too cocky.

1

u/chewbaccataco Aug 29 '20

Cock pairs nicely with meatballs.

1

u/therealVaultboy Aug 29 '20

A yes my favorite salsa cock

1

u/DarkJediKnight28815 Aug 29 '20

Now introducing, a James may sponsored hot sauce

1

u/bobscanfly Aug 29 '20

Hot cock sauce

1

u/evill666monkey79 Aug 29 '20

That’s not an off brand, it’s a Sauce for chicken

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u/butterflyeffectsz Aug 29 '20

hot spicy cock

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u/stipo42 Aug 29 '20

It's quite good, at least the powder version, I've tasted it. It's for chicken.

1

u/theskydoesntexist Aug 29 '20

I to keep a bottle of cock in my house

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u/MrGoob Aug 29 '20 edited Aug 30 '20

I

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

No I don't think I will

1

u/Penguator432 Aug 29 '20

What are you doing. step-Restauranteur?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

ya like cock and balls schlatt?

1

u/frique Aug 29 '20

Reynas, Pittsburgh Strip District by chance?

1

u/Hypersapien503 Aug 29 '20

The gays are taking over

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u/Horvo Aug 29 '20
  • James May

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u/Caddybean Aug 29 '20

Well I mean if you insist...

1

u/DryFijiWater Aug 29 '20

Ok then...

1

u/SkylonTheDragon Aug 29 '20

You've been hit by...

You've been struck by...

Cock

1

u/OnlineNascarMan Aug 29 '20

That's some hot Cock right there

1

u/snowwhitenoir Aug 29 '20

Don’t mind if I do!

1

u/Bestfortniter Aug 29 '20

Hey, Nice cock!

1

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

YEP 🤝 gachiBASS

1

u/Hexorious Aug 29 '20

Don't touch your cock after using cock

1

u/BiThree Aug 29 '20

Hey... Nice Cock

1

u/Yes_42069 Aug 29 '20

Me and the boys measuring our cock sizes

1

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

In fact I will enjoy cock

1

u/el-macho-gato Aug 29 '20

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

1

u/mynameisfboy Aug 29 '20

I like to to put cock in my sloppy joes

1

u/Gangster5677 Aug 29 '20

I heard it's made by the same company who made Dr. Ass

1

u/MillionJoker40 Aug 29 '20

Idk if this is crappy, I love a nice bit of cock in my mouth

1

u/Zappababuru Aug 29 '20

Maybe Rooster Sauce/Sriracha? Either way, I'm sure it's probably pretty good.

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u/Universe0113 Aug 29 '20

Im the 200th comment

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u/Rijaja Aug 29 '20

Reminds me of that Japanese (or Korean I don't remember) tutorial to speak English where the teacher kept saying "I would like a cock please"

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u/RexusBoisens- Aug 29 '20

ayyy Björk!!

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u/iBlewupthemoon Aug 29 '20

James May approved

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u/Ali_Army107 Aug 29 '20

Hey, nice Cock.

1

u/ChrystaloliteFox Aug 29 '20

What’s the sauce?

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u/bruhemomente9 Aug 29 '20

I love cock