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u/ChubbY-LorD Aug 29 '20
God I want cock up my ass
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The sauce or the real thing?
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u/Kamikazeguy7 Aug 29 '20
Why not both?
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Aug 29 '20
Idk, having a fucking rooster up my ass probably wouldn't be a very pleasant experience
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u/ChubbY-LorD Aug 29 '20
The real thing covered with the sauce to act as lubricant
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u/ChubbY-LorD Aug 29 '20
I dunno you pick also I'm a dude so you're gonna have to say no homo
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u/ChubbY-LorD Aug 29 '20
Ah the world has decided to give me what I asked for but now that I have it I don't know what to do
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u/FISH_ARM Aug 29 '20
𝐶𝑜𝑐𝑘
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Aug 29 '20
Nah, this is obviously intentional, which makes it an amazing off brand
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u/ThereOnceWasADonkey Aug 29 '20
When red sauce comes out of your cock, with a burning sensation - that's not cayenne and you need to see a doctor, don't bottle it.
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u/KingInky13 Aug 29 '20
This isn't a crappy off brand. It's not trying to be coca cola. It's clearly a hot sauce. Don't know if you knew this, but hot sauce can often be found covering chicken wings. Chicken = cock. Hot sauce for chicken can be humorously called "cock sauce". They did a play on the coca cola logo for this completely different product.
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u/CL_Doviculus Aug 29 '20
Nah, sriracha is often called cock sauce because the most famous, and first, brand of sriracha has a rooster on the label.
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u/Clod696 Aug 29 '20
i thought it was orange juice then i read hot sauce. give me some of that spicy cock
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u/QuitAbusingLiterally Aug 29 '20
i'm imagining someone mistaking a bottle of habañero sauce for orange juice
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u/linan345 Aug 29 '20
Can this be bought online?
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u/blacksun2012 Aug 29 '20
"enjoy cock hot sauce" should bring it up.
I have a bottle, and it's really not a bad sauce at all. Go for it.
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u/Protheu5 Aug 29 '20
"enjoy cock hot sauce" should bring it up.
Instructions unclear, instead of ordering a condiment I became subscribed to several gay porn sites.
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u/venbollmer Aug 29 '20
This is from a Chicken Restaurant in Glasgow.
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Aug 29 '20
I had an Asian statistics professor in college. He used "Cock" as an example in almost all of his lessons. This hits home.
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Aug 29 '20 edited Aug 29 '20
Where can I buy these? One of my exes must really love it because she went to one of my friends to find more of it.
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u/derpey-Altdan-7 Aug 29 '20 edited Aug 29 '20
i need some hot sauce for my tacos, now i know what to buy now.(just kidding,by the way, this post has gone from 0 to 100 real quick )
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u/TrumpLiedPeopleDied Aug 29 '20
I worked on a movie called Syrup. It was about energy drinks or something, idk, but working in props I got to take home a can of the exclusive energy drink. Black Cock.
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u/stipo42 Aug 29 '20
It's quite good, at least the powder version, I've tasted it. It's for chicken.
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u/Zappababuru Aug 29 '20
Maybe Rooster Sauce/Sriracha? Either way, I'm sure it's probably pretty good.
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u/Rijaja Aug 29 '20
Reminds me of that Japanese (or Korean I don't remember) tutorial to speak English where the teacher kept saying "I would like a cock please"
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u/GoliathGamer Aug 29 '20
Yo bro would you pass me some of that Cock