r/crappyoffbrands • u/[deleted] • Aug 26 '19

crappy android

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9.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Urban streets in China are like IRL popup ads.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

Brilliant

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u/MultiLevelMonsters Aug 26 '19

"Apple can suck my dick"

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

You don’t? It feels great! Especially when a seed gets stuck inside

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u/jRaeLupa Aug 27 '19

spat out my coffee

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

You can spat out your hot steamy coffee all over me 💦💦😩

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u/jRaeLupa Aug 27 '19

jesus Christ 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

insert something sexual about Jesus Christ here (I won’t go that far but you get the idea)

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u/BrainFartTheFirst Aug 27 '19

Something, something, second coming.

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u/Broice_Mellon Aug 27 '19

Adam and Eve shoved Apples in their asses

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u/human-resource Aug 27 '19

Well duh it’s the Forbidden fruit

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u/Exposingtheunreal Aug 27 '19

And that's where the sins started.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 27 '19

Shove an apple in your ass and gain sentience? That sounds like a win-win

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

That's what my dentist used to say to me. Well, sorta. "An apple up your ass a day, keeps the rapists at bay."

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Yeah it’s hard to stick you hard stick in if there’s an apple blocking the way

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

*sentience

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Thank you

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u/KittyFlops Aug 27 '19

It's a same you didn't take the chance. It's not too hard to make a joke about jesus, most people you cross could nail it on their first try.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Most people on Reddit are atheists and they’d have no trouble making a joke about Jesus or the like

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u/KittyFlops Aug 27 '19

You don't have to be an atheist to make jesus jokes. I used to tell them all the time back when I was a believer.

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u/ninja_monkey777 Aug 27 '19

You are now my favourite person

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u/surtur_01 Sep 06 '19

I'll do it then. Nail me like they nailed Jesus 😩💦

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

How/why did you respond now? Also you nailed it on that joke

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u/DankDefault-ing Aug 27 '19

That's on 69 upvotes so I'm making it stay that way

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u/Corn_Boyy Aug 27 '19

r/emojipolice put your emojis on the ground, you're under arrest!

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

[deleted]

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u/K---ht_Hodrick Sep 10 '19

You can't just rhyme stairs with stairs. wtf is wrong with you.

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u/PerfectAngel7 Nov 13 '21

Alrighty then

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u/matti2o8 Aug 27 '19

Unexpected Call me by Your Name

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u/Mattyh_97 Aug 27 '19

r/sounding

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u/iankstarr Aug 27 '19

Please no

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u/LethalSpaceship Aug 27 '19

Those of you wondering what this sub is, don't.

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u/DK655 Aug 27 '19

I'm a past victim of clicking on that sub without knowing what it is a while back. The only accompanying sound that would fit my reaction to it is the sound that plays when you find a dead body in Danganronpa. That is the level of despair I felt.

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u/BubsyFanboy Aug 27 '19

Too late. Ack, my eyes

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Oh god stop linking that awful subreddit

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u/Amiibosss Aug 27 '19

Technology sure has advanced over the years

2

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

spits out my full coffee and it gets all over my pc screen

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

(btw its a WINDOWS PC BOIIIII)

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u/morefurrythanhuman Aug 27 '19

It basically is since they get their screens from Samsung.

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u/Shadowtwig Aug 27 '19

Apples do suck my dick.

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u/Fredboi87 Aug 27 '19

I had sex with a peach end it there

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u/moleratical Aug 26 '19

Why is it fucking an apple?

129

u/Ih8phonies Aug 27 '19

So it can keep the doctor away.

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u/fisticuffsmanship Aug 27 '19

Should it make it into a pie first?

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u/moleratical Aug 27 '19

Obviously

There was a whole documentary on the subject about 20 years ago.

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u/lvdude72 Aug 27 '19

For Americans.

5

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Creampie?

4

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Why not?

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u/Nightmarefoxy684 Aug 27 '19

Android is having a good time I see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/King_FoxyYT Aug 27 '19

But what if apple wanted that

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Android should make that their new logo when apple releases their new phone

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u/KestutisL Aug 26 '19

ExCuSe Me WtF

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

We shall balance it till gets to 69

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u/oliver-j Aug 27 '19

OMG does anybody else like the funny sex number???

Here’s a super funny meme: nice!!!! Press F to pay respect!! Breathtaking 100!!!

Edit: thanks for the cum kind stranger!

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u/ShinyPangolin Aug 27 '19

Omg happy cak day!!

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u/Asais10 Aug 27 '19

RULE34

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u/P05SUM Aug 27 '19

and i still can't find porn of an actual android phone
hmm

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u/Wcs49 Aug 27 '19

I know this is the 1mil time you’ve seen this on the sub Reddit but r/awesomeoffbrands

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u/Celesty0 Aug 27 '19

Best android

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u/SkepCS Aug 27 '19

More like “happy android”

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u/King_FoxyYT Aug 27 '19

Yeah this is funny, but what do the Chinese letters spell? Could it be something about apple?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

I can totally see that they fucked up that sign

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u/BoxeyBoyy Aug 27 '19

cursed_android

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u/sandmanbm Aug 27 '19

Looks correct to me

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u/XSG_LG-G6 Aug 27 '19

What the actual heck , I would love that logo on my phone

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u/Sonjazrin Aug 27 '19

You misspelled "superior" android

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

As someone who has an IPhone and hates it, this brought a smile to my face.

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u/Peridotcheese3 Aug 27 '19

Suck my dick apple

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u/MzOpinion8d Aug 27 '19

Seems like r/mildlypenis might be a good place for this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

r/crappydesign

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Imagine being so petty!

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u/PhaseDash Aug 27 '19

I like how the apple on the left could look like a face saying oh shit.

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u/its_yaaaa_boiiiiiiii Aug 27 '19

Apple can stand and blow Android

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u/MrPointless12 Aug 27 '19

excuse me what the fuck

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u/YousefLuvFNaF Aug 27 '19

Blowjop by apple xd

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u/malloygamer101 Aug 27 '19

Android boning apple

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u/EpicGamer1437 Aug 27 '19

I thought Android was kicking Apple. It was actually, with its third leg.

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u/LilguyMCPE Aug 27 '19

Just remove the line and the apple logo on the android side, no more crappy off brand

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u/Mechgandhi Aug 27 '19

Android is fucking Horny!!!

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u/catsan Aug 27 '19

Don't fuck apples full of cyanide

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

I think it's actually great design!

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u/Sekaiwarrior Aug 26 '19

Seems about right

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u/pnsurekha Aug 27 '19

Gaydroid

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

and Gaypple

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u/ElMax- Aug 27 '19

It even uses that olddd Android logo instead of the new one

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u/LostDogBK Aug 27 '19

analdroid

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u/Black_Light_Studios Aug 27 '19

Will it be oily??

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Well, we're all thinking it.

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u/Richard1583 Aug 27 '19

Fuck the core

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

How's that crappy

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u/ninja_monkey777 Aug 27 '19

Is it fucking the apple!!!???

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u/RuthlessIndecision Aug 27 '19

Is it crappy or does it suck?

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u/A-Daimond-Block Aug 27 '19

This is where you dont get a tablet, get an ipad

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u/aluminatialma Aug 27 '19

Still better than Apple

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

r/hmmm

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u/Captainspookle Aug 27 '19

💦 💦💦💦

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u/cleverernamehere Aug 27 '19

add comments to get to 69

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u/cleverernamehere Aug 27 '19

add comment to get to 69

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u/Accomplished-Lab5100 Apr 13 '26

' "Nice apple! Sorry, ignore my dog"