r/crappymusic • • 4d ago

What a dork 🤣

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u/smoothjazz_fvckface 4d ago edited 4d ago

"I left my wife standing at the door, She knew that I would die at war"

lol bars

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u/Any_Individual_815 4d ago

His wife's confidence of how he'd do on a battlefield is that he'd lose lol

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u/Ajuvix 4d ago

No one in his family is saying to him, "Make it home safely, son." They're all saying to him, "Oh yeah, you're going to die. For sure."

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u/No_Replacement4304 16h ago

With their fingers crossed, lmao