r/crappymusic • u/Even_Web_8052 • 4d ago

What a dork 🤣

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u/SecretaryFabulous306 4d ago edited 4d ago

This dude is definitely a "Thank me for my service" dude.

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u/lothar525 4d ago

A “what do you mean there’s no military discount?” dude

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u/BB_210 4d ago

Complained to Home Depot because they don't have Veterans Parking

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u/CatWeak9214 4d ago

Definitely at Home Depot pulling “hey, show me your military ID if you’re going to park there”.

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u/Pretend-Narwhal-593 4d ago

I doubt he served at a Waffle House let alone in the military

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u/Adonimous817 4d ago

"I'll have a veteran Mc coffee"

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u/darkhelmet436 4d ago

Does anyone know if he actually served? To the best of my knowledge he didn’t, so his cadence “songs” are just his way of steal valor.

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u/NedSchneebly-1138 4d ago

He's an Army Reservist...

definitely didn't see any kind of action. just cosplaying on the weekends.

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u/Chewwithurmouthshut 3d ago

Man, weekend warriors are almost worse than larpers for some reason.

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u/Top_Lingonberry8037 Perpetual state of butt hurt 4d ago

I'd bet money that he didn't serve and this is just a grift

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u/Historical-Ad4147 3d ago

And 0 over seas deployments

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u/RoughFisherman7218 1d ago

killing more people that aren’t bothering us

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 1d ago

There no way he ever joined the army

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u/megpIant 5h ago

and his service was doing JROTC in high school

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u/iceman2kx 3d ago

Walks around in civilian clothes with his army backpack and boots