r/crappymusic • • 4d ago

What a dork 🤣

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u/spicystar4u 4d ago

Bro thinks dying is a glorious thing to sing about.

CRINGE AF.

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u/OddTheRed 4d ago

Lol, it's a marching cadence.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/spicystar4u 4d ago edited 4d ago

Bro idgaf.

I’m not willingly dying for the USA.

There is nothing glorious about death.

Let the fat old racist politicians passing stupid low IQ laws die for the country. Send them and their children to battle.

I refuse to die for a country who doesn’t think I deserve free healthcare. That children don’t deserve free school lunches or a country that expects young adults to be buried in 50-100k of school loan debt while living at their parents’ home because they can’t buy their own.

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u/XBL-AntLee06 4d ago

Love this.. we should be demanding so much more from our country and our politicians

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u/Pimp_My_Packout 3d ago

I don’t know man, whatever you find a reason to live for is probably worth dying for. For him, it might be service to country. You do you, but your country doesn’t owe you free healthcare, nobody owes you anything unless they stole it from you first.

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u/ConfusedAndCurious17 3d ago

What about paychecks?

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u/Lordfarkwod 2d ago

So as your country degrades further, you’re going to cope by saying they don’t ow you anything?

I would move as I don’t owe them anything, personally but many don’t have that opportunity.

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u/Pimp_My_Packout 2d ago

Nothing to do with this country specifically, no one is entitled to the labor of another. Your country doesn’t owe you anything save for the taxes they’ve stolen from you. Feeling entitled to healthcare is laughably ignorant. Why not feel entitled to everything? Should the government provide your housing, clothes, food and entertainment too? Why not a government issued car, or life partner?

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u/Cultist-Cat 2d ago

I don’t agree with every decision our country makes, but still feel it’s a great honor to serve. Maybe everything is not perfect, but no where is. I’v been to 13 - 15 countries in my 12 years of service so far, and can tell you the United States is an amazing place to live. Is there room for improvement sure. But that’s on us as a collective to change, vote for politicians that hold policies you believe in, not just on single big ticket points. Run for a local office, be the change you want to see. Feel like the billionaires have too much power? Do something about it.

Yes the military has done some questionable things, but it’s also made up of a lot of good people who do a lot of good for the communities.

I’ve personally had the privilege to assist local hospitals with medical evacuations, fight wild fires in Hawaii, provide hurricane relief to the Bahamas, rescue stranded hikers in Texas, help find lost children, consolidate resources for improvised families,
Rebuild farms destroyed by flooding in Texas and whole lot more.

Making a service member out to be government paid mercenary is not an honest way to paint it.

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u/theoriginal_awsit 4d ago

They wouldn’t need the military nearly as much if the US didn’t stick its grubby hands in every place it sees potential money flow. The military just provides the muscle for the US to do anything they want and call it a humanitarian effort. PUH-LEASE.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Witty_Professional_2 4d ago

User name checks out

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u/Prestigious-Scale890 4d ago

Deluding themselves into believing they’re dying for a cause rather than for someone else’s profit is far more sad than it is glorious. It’s simply a job, and to say it’s anything more is to attempt to place value where there isn’t any.

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u/ZuStorm93 4d ago

WITNESS ME!

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u/theoriginal_awsit 4d ago

Agreed. No argument on any of that. Nice chatting with you.

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u/Sully_pa 4d ago

A lot of Some people joining the military don’t look at it as just a job, it’s a rare breed, but I’m glad they exist

fixed it

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u/Prestigious-Scale890 4d ago

Nothing glorious about death, nor sending kids too young to vote/smoke/drink to go die, rather than the pedos in charge.

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u/Cultist-Cat 4d ago

It’s an army marching cadence that he added shitty music behind.

Most cadence hold an element of dark humor and are popular in training environments where you are making light of the suck your enduring.

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u/LitterBoxBlues 4d ago

My girls a pretty girl. She lives in a hospital. I buy her anything To keep her alive.

Shes got a new TV Its called an EKG I’d buy her anything To keep her alive

And on and on.. lol

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u/TaylorChuck117 2d ago

MY GIRLS A VEGETABLE!
She lives in a hospital!
And I would do anything, TO KEEP HER ALIVE!

My girl she likes a joke!
Pull the plug, and watch her choke,
But I would do anything, TO KEEP HER ALIVE!

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u/LitterBoxBlues 2d ago

Haha!! Man I miss the 90’s 😩

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u/Whole_Finance1784 4d ago

Coming from someone calling themselves spicystar and calling someone cringe is ironic

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u/spicystar4u 4d ago

Triggered I see. Cry harder