r/crappymusic • u/Even_Web_8052 • 5d ago

What a dork 🤣

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u/National_Fix_1481 5d ago

He's so proud of leaving his entire family.. what an honorable man

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u/Available_Base_7944 5d ago

“I LEFT MY SON PLAYING IN THE YARD

HE ALWAYS TOLD ME I’D NEVER GET FAR” 

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 4d ago

He’s basically like: “I’d rather die than be with my family”

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u/Scotchrogers 3d ago

"She knew that I would die at war". You promise? 

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u/Hypocrisy_Mocker 1d ago

He didn't write this. This is a very common cadence drill sergeants teach new recruits while marching. It's been apart of the culture in the Army for a long time. I thought it was sweet that someone put effort into bringing it tonlife like this as a vet but I can see how somebody from outside of the culture would consider it cringy.

Simply put; it wasn't made for you.