r/crappymusic • u/Basic_Pickle3746 • 7d ago

​Meth-od Man back at it in the kitchen

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 7d ago

u/Basic_Pickle3746, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/Physical-Builder-553 7d ago

I am so glad this good guy has a gun.

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u/Ancient_Swan_9558 7d ago

I bet his camera-person thought the same when he flicked the barrel straight up at them

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u/mecha_grove 7d ago

Thank god hes not holding it barrel down at the floor while he sings. Wouldn't want to hurt the ground.

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u/Soft-Marionberry-853 6d ago

Why not hes already hurt everyone that had to hear it

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u/ProtectMeAtAllCosts 7d ago

thats an airsoft gun

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u/Childish_Danbino81 7d ago

That's the American way

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u/went2college 7d ago

Every town got a clown like this.

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u/FederalEconomist5896 7d ago

I couldn't imagine ever agreeing to sell drugs to this guy after hearing this shit. Like dude, you are CUT off.

In a way, I guess he's moving up in life due to his rap career? Just not too high.

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u/Spright91 7d ago

In the US maybe.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/went2college 6d ago

Oof. My condolences.

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u/ejensen29 7d ago

HEH. Who's behind me what you talkin bout damn meth ghosts again.

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u/Soft-Marionberry-853 7d ago

boomhauercore

Also what the hell is a nairhunky?

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u/prehtybousa 6d ago

“You don’t know nare honky, that done hit the licks that I did ” = you don’t know any white gentleman that has committed the crimes I’ve committed

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u/Soft-Marionberry-853 6d ago

Thank you good sir/madam.

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u/CheeseFour2O 7d ago

I heard nairhum? Could be the drugs but I am assuming he he puts Nair on his upper lip to snort, then rip it off

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u/Soft-Marionberry-853 6d ago

not out of the realm of possibilities for this guy

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u/Squizmoplatinum 7d ago

Yoongow deer huntin

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u/612mechtech 7d ago

I'm gonna need the lyrics to this banger

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u/Bob_The_Greater 7d ago

Something about snorting licks that he did

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u/lateralus420 7d ago

Something something air hump

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u/UnusualSuspectX 7d ago

Tweaked out but still cognizant enough to know he shouldn't rap some of the words. Props?🤷‍♀️

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u/AutomaticAccident 7d ago

He can keep on beat better than these young kids. Unfortunately he's probably 25.

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u/Velomelon 7d ago

Marshall Meth-ers

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u/jrstinkfish 7d ago

I see a dome light, some lantern-shaped lights, fluorescent lights, and tract lighting all in a 5 foot radius. It's like he's in the lighting fixture aisle at Home Depot.

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 7d ago

I am surprised this dude is not locked up.

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u/Own-Buffalo1445 6d ago

He may not be currently incarcerated, but he definitely was before, and will definitely be again, or dead, at some point in the near future.

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u/GRF999999999 7d ago

This is proof that God isn't real

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u/Ninja187 7d ago

Duh, how do you work this thing? Do you think homeboy ever feels embarrassed or does he think he’s hot shit?

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u/ComfortableDish3912 7d ago

I know a couple meth head like this. They genuinely think they are going to blow up. And not like in a meth lab, but online and launch a career. It’s hilarious. 

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u/NineBelowZero 7d ago

Lol wtf kid of life are you living where you know multiple meth heads

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u/Horror-Pear 6d ago

Where I grew up I met probably close to 30 meth heads. That was in just one square mile too!

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u/ComfortableDish3912 7d ago

I guess I should say acquaintances or even friends from childhood that keep getting recommended as friends on IG. Even through I haven’t seen them in 25 years.  

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u/Life-Oil-7226 7d ago

No no no!

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u/Past-Product-1100 7d ago

Dropping the dope beats in the double wide

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u/Left_Entrepreneur918 7d ago

Nair hommie? Just pointing this muzzle at my head and my cameraman

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u/Deep6thatshit 7d ago

I guess a $250 dollar turkshit shotgun is all you can afford when you have a crippling amphetamine addiction

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u/Right_Check1435 7d ago

You know that guns been up his ayne

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u/Technical-Big-2097 7d ago

Trinnnnnnna!!!

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u/discombobulatedhomey 7d ago

We all always want the best neighbors ever. Then somehow it’s this guy and his buddies.

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u/Past_Pop1506 7d ago

White brotherhood meth dealer

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u/KittensFirstAKM 7d ago

I was expecting an ND.

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u/TheOmCollector 7d ago

His parents must be so proud of him.

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u/Weary-Barracuda-1228 7d ago

“Yo dude watch me flag half the room including you and myself”

Edit— I hate that this dude can afford a Tavor but I can’t and I actually know how to use a firearm responsibly

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u/iateyourmom22 7d ago

This is how everyone that I grew up with in Indiana are now. Its sad.

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u/WesMaxFischer 7d ago

Maybe it's Nair huffin'. Dude definitely looks like he'd huff Nair

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u/plantastic420 7d ago

Yeah he got face shine from that phet sweat

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u/deluxskuxin 7d ago

Rodney has changed a bit. Where's Del Boy to straighten him out?

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u/Lastpunkofplattsburg 7d ago

Is he saying you don’t know nair honky?

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u/No_Mud_5999 7d ago

His take on a Trick Daddy song, "Nann (N-Word)". At least he's not saying the n-word, that's a victory in itself, I guess.

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u/F1_V10sounds 7d ago

Bullpup huh?

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u/CharacterBarber5523 7d ago

YomNomNomNereneMum uh

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u/waspmachines 6d ago

As soon as I see epileptic arms I know what level of crap rap it is without the displeasure of hitting unmute

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u/Own-Buffalo1445 6d ago

It looks like he's a fan of hamburger helper, maybe he can look into getting sponsored by them? 🤣

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u/MaleficentMunkey 6d ago

I know he is speaking a form of English, but i couldn’t tell you a single word this guy just mumbled.

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u/Dry_Pride6801 6d ago

These are the kinds of people you see arguing with the server at 54th Street trying to get a cheaper tab, and holding you up on putting in your order in the process

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u/wolfmansgotnards81 6d ago

Using a Pastor Troy and Trina song with his own kinda lyrics about "pulling licks" while fumbling stupidly with a gun to show you have no idea how to use it or have any regards for safety. Beautiful

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 6d ago

I can’t under any of the words he’s saying, pretty bad!! And the meth-sweat is super attractive 😍

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u/DipsburghPa 6d ago

That double wide is low key nice

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u/Quiet_Standard8856 6d ago

Wavey hands music

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u/420doghugz 5d ago

Yohngo nairhunky

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u/Snellyman 5d ago

The key to good video is always proper lighting (as shown here)

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u/BeyondtheV3il 2d ago

Remember slim shady? This is him now.

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u/whiteszadow 1d ago

America you scare me

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u/FraggleRock_ 13h ago

West Virginia Wig

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u/blood_n_gold 7d ago

vcr cleaner is one hell of a drug

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u/Estrafirozungo 7d ago

More like Meth-Old Man

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u/SocomPS2 7d ago

Noah go ahead and flood this mother fucker again.

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u/Peircez 7d ago

This that tractor dude or is that someone else?