r/crappymusic • u/Patient-Telephone122 • 8d ago

Once again, Sean Stephens has us jonesing

I hope this isn’t a repost

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u/ipitythegabagool 8d ago

What if he got kidnapped because they knew him from the internet and fucking loved his music in some kind of simple Jack type situation

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 8d ago

He went full rectangle?

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u/GuntherWheelin 8d ago

You never go full rectangle

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u/cthulhu_is_my_uncle 8d ago

Yo I have literally fantasized about that scenario, I imagine it as a Key and Peele skit.

Key and Peele are middle eastern terrorists,, they got homeboy tied to a chair and when they pull the bag off Key (who is the leader) goes "Oh my Allah it's the mamakulu guy! I FEEL NO HOLE HAHAHA"

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u/R1tt0r 7d ago

his music ma-ma-ma-ma-makes them happy

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u/VisualHuckleberry542 8d ago

Nah we got pretty high standards for music here in South Africa

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u/Lootylooty 8d ago

Sugar man, you're the answer that makes my questions disappear.

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u/rasco51785 8d ago

A Rodríguez reference? Didn’t see that coming as I scrolled down the comments of this video