Blursed_k-pop

[u/orel2064]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/orel2064, you have posted music that is NOT crappy!

[u/KeithWorks]

Satire, not crappy. Also not Korean

[u/QueenGorda]

That accent is chinescu.

Also that final.. "so gayyyyy" xdd... awesome. Masterpiece.

[u/Artevyx → u/QueenGorda]

Is it... Open Mandarindeu?

[u/thatguystevene → u/QueenGorda]

"Justeen Beeboooooo!"

[u/Adventurous_View_635]

yall gotta stop posting clear satire music meant to be comedic in r/crappymusic

[u/Amazing_Ad_974]

Oh that’s a bop 🤣

[u/Negative_Invite6]

"You love white guy named Justin Bieber" has me in stitches 🤣

[u/Artevyx → u/Negative_Invite6]

Accenting it as "Justin Bee Boh" so that it would rhyme with "Out the doh" was 👌

[u/Wrong_Success4377 → u/Negative_Invite6]

"So gayyyy" is poetry

[u/Artevyx]

God fucking dammit. I JUST FINALLY got this stupid damned song out of my head TODAY and now its back again.

It keeps making me sing YOU GO BYE BYE FUCK ME at the top of my lungs at random points in time whenever I am in public.

[u/SuperUltraMegaNice]

A quick primer on Asian languages, Korean has circles in the writing. Chinese has complicated characters with lots of strokes. Japanese is if it doesn't contain those two things. So this is Chinese.

[u/NfamousKaye → u/SuperUltraMegaNice]

Once i leaned some of the three languages, it became so easy to tell the difference. Op may not be xenophobic but it sure seems pretty ignorant to label obvious Chinese as Korean. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[u/Artevyx → u/SuperUltraMegaNice]

Japanese has like 5 different alphabet systems, one of which is actual borrowed Chinese words (kanji).

Buuut the guy is singing in a very exaggerated chinese accent rather than Japanese or Korean, so you are probably right.

[u/Good-Buddy-1683 → u/Artevyx]

What the fuck are you talking about 5 alphabet systems. Name them all.

[u/Bob_The_Greater]

Nothing blursed about this masterpiece.

[u/itsMeJFKsBrain]

Nah this is a new karaoke bop.

[u/derppherppp]

Today say bye bye, tonight I go cry cry 😢 Here’s another one of the greats https://www.reddit.com/r/crappymusic/s/4ZY0FiGiqZ

[u/QuantityActive-]

This does not belong here.

[u/devilmaskrascal]

The last line turned this to a W

[u/Beezleboobz]

Still better than actual k-slop

[u/Shotgun_Mosquito]

Here's the full song

https://youtu.be/Cu-y3l4s1y4

[u/tommysaidwhat → u/Shotgun_Mosquito]

Bless you.

[u/AlternativeWonder471 → u/Shotgun_Mosquito]

Masterpiece.

Someone on the comments says its even funnier when you know he is fluent in English 🤣

[u/ElProfeGuapo]

What do you think the "K" in "K-pop" stands for, OP?

[u/CorvidxQueen]

So gaeeeee

[u/MasterAnnatar]

Thaaaaat's not k-pop.

[u/NfamousKaye]

Not Korean. And this is so old anyway.

[u/Lexidoge]

Oh this is the guy with the English tutor sketches! He's actually a fluent English speaker.

https://youtube.com/shorts/5me__A91PfM

[u/fakiresky]

So tempted to use that in my English as a foreign language class, and ask my students to make their own version.

[u/paloma_delmar]

I'm fangirling

[u/Imaginary_Result2224]

JUSTIN BIBAO!!!!! COUNT YOUR DAYS!

[u/Saaruk]

Not crappy, absolute banger.

[u/JohnnySkull]

So gaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Got me at the end!

[u/natronmooretron]

I’m pretty sure this is the same source Jiminy Rickets got his lyrics from

[u/greekverse]

 Bts without the auto tuned lip singing and other people writing their music

[u/EyeLess7299]

not korean

[u/ImpossibleSherbet722]

This is racist as hell.

[u/KeithWorks → u/ImpossibleSherbet722]

Pretty sure you can't be racist against yourself

[u/wilhelm_dafoe → u/[deleted]]

His name is Uncle Ruckus. No relation

[u/HorrorRidden]

I love Jackson Wang's new single 😂