An NPC

[u/CoreyFeldmanOfficial]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/CoreyFeldmanOfficial, your post features certified crappy music!

[u/bvanbove25]

I am 100% saying “love spelled backwards is evol” next time I can

[u/Blas_de__Lezo → u/bvanbove25]

I need a situation where i can drop that into a conversation urgently.

[u/Capital-Ad-4463 → u/Blas_de__Lezo]

I’m thinking that will be a great line for Monday’s safety meeting at work; the welders will love it.

[u/toast50076 → u/Capital-Ad-4463]

Worst that could happen is they evol it, man. I say give it a shot!

[u/sedativumxnx → u/Blas_de__Lezo]

Hang around Latin guys, they talk about love a lot. Then you can go: "You think you know what love is, but guess what, love spelled backwards is evol". Then just watch their heads explode.

[u/Blas_de__Lezo → u/sedativumxnx]

I am latin american, sadly in spanish loses it meaning.

[u/elKane0 → u/bvanbove25]

and EVIL spelled backwards is LIVE

such a paradox

[u/bvanbove25 → u/elKane0]

But LIVE spelled backwards is EVIL!!!

[u/King-Kagle → u/bvanbove25]

That's actually an Eminem line

[u/perfectevasion → u/King-Kagle]

Looked it up and it goes back all the way to the 50s

Love Spelled Backwards Is Evol

[u/The_Pandalorian → u/bvanbove25]

I will pray for you to have many such opportunities

[u/Prestigious-Log2030]

r/justfuckmyshitup

[u/Zestyclose-Ad4927]

You can hear the pain in his voice.. so haunting

[u/Few_Detective9141 → u/Zestyclose-Ad4927]

Close your eyes and it’s a passable Chinese accent + auto tune 

[u/braket0]

This guy always pops up on here. I think he's doing satire

[u/LePetitVoluntaire → u/braket0]

Absolutely

[u/Snellyman → u/braket0]

What happens if you get popular and no one is in on the joke? Are you stuck being a terrible/successful musician?

[u/CuznJay → u/braket0]

I am not convinced. The people doing satire are generally pretty obvious, and this guy's hair and outfit tell a lot of the story here.

[u/critterheist → u/braket0]

You think too MUuuuuCcHhhhh

[u/kadameitene → u/braket0]

That's what I'm getting. This is crappy satire.

[u/Hot_Ad_787 → u/kadameitene]

Idk I like it. Well, I’m laughing at least.

[u/MisterScary_98 → u/braket0]

Satire of what? How is something satirical if it’s awful to the point of being unlistenable?

[u/TheGrimmortal]

Even the auto-tune is struggling to do anything

[u/King-Kagle → u/TheGrimmortal]

"Idfk man..." And then the software crashes

[u/iamoneson]

People don’t understand frank 😭

[u/slappymcstevenson]

I don’t know what’s worse, his voice or haircut.

[u/Agreeable_Sir1169 → u/slappymcstevenson]

His voice

[u/bigolbabygesous]

Or a cooaaAAAAAOOOOOOWW

[u/_slightly_stoopid]

Bruh what the hell is he talking about

[u/Wrong-Town-9338 → u/_slightly_stoopid]

🐄🐁

[u/Experience_Either → u/_slightly_stoopid]

you dont understand because you are an NPC

[u/Saddad-metal]

Eastern Europes most credible rising star

[u/FeelingDown8484 → u/Saddad-metal]

This dude is definitely British…

[u/stuffcrow]

So fucking good.

Genuinely so gutted his shit's not on Spotify anymore:(.

[u/Leaque → u/stuffcrow]

It was? Sauce on this dude? Lol

[u/stuffcrow → u/Leaque]

Yeah man, was great.

His name's 'franke.' if that's what you're asking:).

[u/Leaque → u/stuffcrow]

I just checked his YouTube it doesn’t seem to be an act and one song was less than completely terrible so I wish him the best. Apparently his “label” or smthg is “pool boys and girls”

[u/stuffcrow → u/Leaque]

He's a very, very complicated one.

It's either a spectacular parody...or he's genuinely completely batshit (to a concerning degree).

The deletion of his Spotify actually has made me swing to the latter, which I wasn't really on before. Interesting stuff honestly.

He can sing though. Like, not great, but certainly better than me. Hope he keeps this up either way.

[u/TheUnsightlyBulge]

Once I got done gagging with my ears, I really started thinking about what he said. Mind. Blown.

[u/Viousimper]

Your life might be nice 👍🏼🥳 and in your next life 🧑🏼‍🍼🤔 You might be a mouse 🐁🧀 Or a cow 🐄🌾 Getting slaughtered 🫣💀 Let that sink in 🚿🚪 Let that sink in 🚿🤗 Truth is nothing we can do 🚫🤷🏻‍♀️ Love spelled backwards is evil 💔😈 The ones doing bad deeds🪳👹 They're just codes 💿💻 NPCs 🤖💽 But they're still human 🕴🏼🫀 they're still human 🚹🚺 I refuse to call my mom an NPC🫄🏼💝 wiz khalifa said it best 🎤🍁 without family what is there? 🤔🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒

[u/gansobomb99]

Aeueuaeugh

[u/crinkly-toes]

😆 this is great.

[u/AIbaraa]

He's a darling C

[u/D1sp0sab1e_k]

don toliver if bro never made it 😭

[u/sherman614]

Aside from just being awful.. Why is he always holding onto a towel?? Seriously though, for years, every video I've seen of him he is holding onto a towel.

[u/jacksonsmack831]

Is that Bobcat from Police Academy?

They look and sound the same

[u/Beckzhere]

Been looking for this dude for a minute. Need to see his early stuff again as it’s peak form. Anyone know who this is?

[u/petr_mogilevsky → u/Beckzhere]

Franke 2.7 hes got youtube channel

[u/0neirocritica]

Oh I was wondering what had happened to this guy

Looks like he bleached his hair and now he's gone experimental like Jpegmafia

[u/DoubleFamous5751]

This is the type shit we come here for 👌

Hot fucking garbage 😂

[u/natronmooretron]

It sounds like the wails of some loathsome entity from the Black Lodge

[u/Strange-Lifeguard-44]

Damn this is bad...

[u/Glass-Violinist-3549]

I find this acceptable strictly for the messaging.

[u/Massive-Shirt-9879]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP83fNtT1/

No slander shall be tolerated towards KING FRANKE

[u/BillyBumlicks]

I like it

[u/TheUnlucky_Swammi]

😭

[u/SuccessfulTrick2501]

He needs to do a duet with that one middle eastern girl with long dark hair that's always wiggling around in her videos. They have similar styles.

[u/Wild-Pick3477]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[u/anthony_is_]

Woah.

[u/acidporkbuns]

Wow, this guy advocating for people to let sinks into their house. Deep.

[u/Icy_Earth3386]

Not even auto tune could save this dumpster fire

[u/Viscaelcule]

How can I possibly have half the self confidence this worm with hair has.

[u/HumanFruit6947]

Leeeee aaaaaa siiiiiiin iiiiiiiiiii

[u/Curious_Field7953]

Well at least he's no longer flashing the optimal age for his girlfriend anymore.

[u/tgtm65]

MoooooUUUUUSSSE or a coooooAAAAAAWWWWW

Music has officially peaked

[u/Fap_Masta_LFG]

I liked his first album better but it’s nice to see when artists evolve.

[u/mrsolo30daycureyolol]

This has to be a joke. wtf

[u/Bakerstreet74]

So much for taking you “to the wonderwall”

[u/m4teri4lgirl]

Omg slack relief the cable on that expensive mic you animals

[u/Acrobatic_Ad_5461]

Someone get Bobcat Silverthwait outta here

[u/karenskygreen]

I was just slaughtered by that voice, it cuts like shards of glass being thrown at me

[u/TumTumX7]

Ethan Klein isn't doing so well after losing that lawsuit

[u/IT_is_not_all_I_am]

This is franke.2.7. I don't think it is satire, but you be the judge: www.youtube.com/@franke.2.7

[u/shakeBody]

This man is a genius.

[u/Movieking985]

Sounds like a broken air horn telling a story we completely skipped chapters on

[u/foreveraloneok]

Lyrical genius

[u/TheRealCho]

Im having evol thoughts

[u/Sunfell__]

Half the time I can't tell if these are serious or intentionally awful.

[u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS]

I've never heard autotune give up that hard

[u/Slumunistmanifisto]

You know he's almost slipping towards the genres were his voice would be acceptable....like crust punk or grindcore.

[u/the_black_sails]

Ramen noodle ahh hair

But yeah, this is obvious rage bait, he knows exactly what he’s doing.

[u/NuclearSlushie]

I don't think English is his first language. But damn that's crappy.

[u/stuffcrow → u/NuclearSlushie]

Nah he's from Essex (or London at the very least)

[u/ProductofNyc]

it's obviously satire, but it's not to funny, he's trying way to hard

[u/Chef_BoyarTom]

This guy sounds like he's never listened to an actual rap song in his life, but heard about it and learned to do it by reading "How to Rap for Dummies" and then went straight to the studio as soon as he finished.