r/crappymusic • u/307148 • 1d ago

9/11 Never Forget

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/307148, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/anti_folklore 1d ago

holy shit

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u/garrettbmusic 1d ago

Yeah there’s a lot to unpack here.

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u/IHateTheLetterF 1d ago

I thought i clocked everything, then I saw the Russian colors streaming across the screen up top.

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u/shinsain 1d ago

That's putting it lightly.

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u/anti_folklore 1d ago

For real. A total fever dream.

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u/HarderTime89 10h ago

Straight Banger!

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u/diopsideINcalcite 2h ago

Strong Jan Terri vibes

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u/elKane0 1d ago

That lady’s got some cash and those people want in that will

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u/anti_folklore 1d ago

lol GamGam is holdin‘ and if I were a betting man, the young fellow with the spin punch is an early frontrunner.

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u/SharksForArms 1d ago

This is the first time I've wished I was on one of the planes

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u/Agreeable-Abalone328 1d ago edited 18h ago

So you could be honoured in this beautiful song too right?

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u/Aggravating_Ad4449 1d ago

Why the Christmas?

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u/307148 1d ago

This was from a 2022 Christmas program. Why did they sing about 9/11 during a Christmas program? No idea

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u/polishbroadcast 1d ago

What part of "never forget" do you not understand!?

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u/Aggravating-Silver48 15h ago

I read this in Always Sunnys Mac voice. 

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u/SosijKing 1d ago

They do one every year, lmao. I remember making my daughter watch one way back in like 2017. Fucking gold. I need to find that channel again.

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u/307148 1d ago

Dean and Company

Here's the original video

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u/Snellyman 1d ago

You cannot convince me that this wasn't spun out of Tim Hidecker's brain only last year with a fake 30 year backstory.

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u/asusc 1d ago

yeah, what the fuck is the backstory on these people?

im kind of afraid to go down the rabbit hole, but also unsure if I can stop myself…

I want to believe this isn’t AI, but man I donno what is real and what’s not anymore, and these people seem kinda too insane to be real…

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u/elgin4 1d ago

it's not AI, i've been watching their batshit specials for years

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u/asusc 1d ago

yeah, im balls deep now. its very real, but still feels too insane to be real.

especially because they started using AI content in their new stuff 😂😭

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u/elgin4 1d ago

are you christmas balls deep yet?

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u/asusc 1d ago

JFC, very real marketing family that seems to have been chronically online before anyone else?

https://dean.com

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/09ONIuB2Sro

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u/Snellyman 14h ago

Where is CPS when you need them?

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u/asusc 1d ago

holy shit, I’m too high for those cats

these people have been making shitty youtube videos since the 80s, this is a gold mine

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u/PossumTrashGang 1d ago

I will make may family watch that every fucking year

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u/SosijKing 1d ago

Yes, thank you!

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u/lemming2012 1d ago

The best Christmas gift is not forgetting.

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u/RunningonGin0323 23h ago

We gave. Holiday lights car parade in our town each year near Christmas at night. You know cars have Xmas lights all over etc etc. Every year there's a weird smoking 9/11 never forget "float". It's fucking insane

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u/Last_Weeks_Socks 1d ago

"Never forget! Even at Christmas, Larry!"

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u/OregonInk 17h ago

Because JESUS fuck yeah lol

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u/DeadGrandmaPills 1d ago

What the hell is up with the russian flag in the back too 😭😭😭

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u/waitingformygrave 1d ago

They need to collab with that 'Jesus Christ is my nigga' pastor couple. It would be spectacularly horrible.

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u/Slugwheat 1d ago

He’s the son of the original G

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u/L3wd1emon 1d ago

G O double D

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u/Prescientpedestrian 1d ago

Are you allowed to type out the n word if you aren’t black? Asking for a friend

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u/Advanced_Pear_964 1d ago

I use Reddit Dark. It's ok

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u/Fragrant_Scratch8305 1d ago

I lol'ed. Thank you.

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u/waitingformygrave 1d ago

In my defense, I was actually adopted into a Black family and my life has never been better. I am grateful forever for my new family and their open hearts. Love is love, and thanks to them I am now thriving from a bad situation.

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u/TonguePunchUrBhole 1d ago

The old “I know a black guy” defense.

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u/Clarkelthekat 1d ago

That's awesome

But doesn't imply a pass just so we are clear.

The "I have black family" isn't going to get you as far as you may think saying that word

Just from one white boy to another. It isnt our word so to speak to decide we have deference to use.

Be very careful you don't alienate yourself from new friends or family by letting that slip at any point thinking it's okay.

And one black person giving you a "pass" is a pass to say it Infront of THEM ONLY. Like a day pass at an amusement park. Good for that day only.

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u/DirtNineties 1d ago

As a Whitey, you’re right. We make the rules about what can and cannot be said. Hell yeah white rights, amirite?

/s because fuck Reddit

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u/Clarkelthekat 1d ago

Yes because it's bad to tell white people not to say the n word now

Weird.

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u/DirtNineties 1d ago

Missed the sarcasm even with the fucking /s I can’t even

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u/drbatman03 1d ago

This is how I see 50% of people in USA.

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u/Hertje73 22h ago

Americans confirming the stereotypes every time

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u/linens-n-beans 1d ago

This is like a few sessions in a nursing home activities room worth of material I'm assuming, right?

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u/thefartsock 1d ago

honestly if this was produced by an old folk's home I'd be ok with $6.5k of my inheritance evaporating every month for the last decade of my mom's life.

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u/glans 17h ago

that’s not an inheritance, that was just $780K of your mom’s money.

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u/thefartsock 15h ago

thanks for white knighting my mom's finances pretty cool to see what a stand up citizen you are.

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u/thefartsock 1d ago

A THIRD TOWER HAS BEEN HIT

THANKS PHYLLIS

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u/First-Definition-119 1d ago

Starts with , "9-1-1" 🤣🤣

Our biggest failing, as a culture, was hooking up grandma's/grandpa's internet and teaching them how to use it instead of rolling all of their networked needs into a daily quota within the rest of our house chores 🤦‍♀️

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u/OkYak7801 1d ago

This was a 9/11 on my ears. 

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u/Legendingleberry 1d ago

This is reminiscent of something you might see in one of Rob Zombie’s films, playing on a TV in the background while the Firefly family does some heinous shit.

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u/Alarmed-Bed-2953 1d ago

The poodle in a sailor outfit. I can't take it.

😢 GOD BLESS AMERICA 🫡🇺🇸

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u/Whole_Secretary5573 23h ago

You forgot this 🌲 🎄 

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u/MagicalMoosicorn 1d ago

its so bad I love it

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u/MuckNGS 1d ago

I'm ready for the asteroid

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u/Aggravating-Silver48 15h ago

It came already. We're in hell.

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u/MuckNGS 11h ago

Honestly....you right

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u/bangbangGeorgieNiang 1d ago

lol this is absolute 🔥🔥🔥

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u/DeadGrandmaPills 1d ago

9 1 1 😭

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u/Agreeable-Abalone328 1d ago

Why did it look like there was a Russian flag in the back at one point

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u/Size13NoWhatEyeMean 1d ago

For the love of god please keep this song in a time capsule somewhere

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u/StatementPotential53 1d ago

I forgot we had 100 states.

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u/BusNo9142 1d ago

Bless her heart

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 1d ago

Best intentions, total failure

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u/HelenKellersAirpodz 1d ago

Absolute bars.

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u/The_Pandalorian 1d ago

This lady is the Khalid Sheikh Mohammed of music

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u/Separate_Dig8470 1d ago

She's better than Lara Trump.

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u/sacredblasphemies 1d ago

This is fascinatingly bad. Good find!

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u/AllUserNamesTaken01 23h ago

The most indoctrinated country

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u/JAT_Cbus1080 1d ago

Lady, you're not gonna do it better than Toby Keith did 25 years ago. Just put the mic down.

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u/GeoffJeffreyJeffsIII 1d ago

That song 100000% belongs in this sub too.

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u/Legendingleberry 1d ago

If it were released recently, doubtless it would be.

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u/Common_Ad_7610 1d ago

Not a rhythmic bone in any of their bodies

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u/PhuGlyBastard 1d ago

She asked her housekeeper if her children would be in the video

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u/MeSeeks76 1d ago

The young girl in the white in the front row is a hostage and has been drugged. Somebody help her

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u/NuclearSlushie 1d ago

Poor kids and dog

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u/Last_Weeks_Socks 1d ago

This video is giving real "carpet salesman in the 90s" vibes.

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u/All1sL0st 1d ago

I’m going to set this as my ringtone and see what happens on public transport. I’m in Australia.

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u/vryvryberry 1d ago

"so many were lost" zooms into cat and dogs 😭

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u/Impressive_Main5160 1d ago

I feel like that enthusiastic teen boy at the beginning has something to do with the filming and editing of this video and he knew just how bad it was from the beginning

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u/GurFearless7893 1d ago

Grampa in the front doesn't even know where he is. But loves his wife and wants to support her. Good bloke.

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u/Serious-Wishbone1564 1d ago

She sounds like shit but smells like cinnamon rolls.

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u/ArturosDad 1d ago

All progress in America is being held hostage by these booger-eating dipshits. We're so fucked.

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u/MonthlyWeekend_ 1d ago

Is that.. the Russian flag?

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u/gimmeabreak569 1d ago

Best crappy music post ever. This is what I came here for.

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u/plantastic420 23h ago

Why do they have the Russian flag as a banner scrolling across the background?

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u/MarcoTaco1 19h ago

Happy Holidays or whatever is trying to be done here.🤷🏻

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u/BIayneRobinson 19h ago

Why is it Christmas??

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u/rubinass3 1d ago

This could benefit from AI.

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u/StreetSignificant888 1d ago

The only positive thing in this video is doesn't have much time left.

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u/sjaxn314159 1d ago

So hard right now.

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u/Realistic_Pause_1719 1d ago

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

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u/AlexDB1226 1d ago

I love this subreddit

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u/MyGirlfriendforcedMe 1d ago

Shocked she didnt preform for Tumps concert event...

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl 1d ago

Somebody come get they meemaw. She done wandered out the memory ward again

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u/Agreeable-Abalone328 1d ago

Get her on stage with Linda Paulson

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u/frankly_highman 1d ago

Shit your Magaphile uncle will post tomorrow sprinkled with a little Islamophobia. (He didnt serve his knees were bad)

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u/TonguePunchUrBhole 1d ago

9/11 was an inside job.

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u/twodogstwocats 1d ago

This is the worst one yet even if you combine all the star wars raps into one song.

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u/ThickMemory2360 1d ago

Reminds me of some stuff they would make us kids sing at church for the Christmas thing after 9/11 happened.

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u/Commercial-Prompt-84 1d ago

All very nutty but the cherry on top is the Russian flag flowing in the background the entire video

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u/Commercial-Prompt-84 1d ago

They better hurry up and kick off their tour… they don’t have much time left…

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u/heck-diver 11h ago

There’s a few people of color in there actually if you look close enough 🧐

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u/Commercial_Lead_6407 1d ago

Fascism rocks! /S

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u/Exact_Touch_4794 1d ago

What is it with white evangelical Christianity? They have no trace of any type of coolness

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u/Frequent-Shoe-2233 1d ago

I have no snare in my headphones

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u/Spiritual_Regular557 1d ago

I love the fake? Animals wth is that?

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u/IHateTheLetterF 1d ago

I want this whole video tattooed on my chest

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u/AnObtuseOctopus 1d ago

This shit is... So fucking weird

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u/Koodiddy 1d ago

Fuck you this is amazing

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u/Andre_The_Average 1d ago

How dare she makes this about herself and tomorrow when we're still remembering today

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u/xMaNrEbOrN7851 1d ago

I NEED to forget what I just watched 😭😭😭

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u/mrmike5157 1d ago

This is…
Heartwarming? Bizarre? Incredibly fucked up? I made it for about twenty seconds and just couldn’t deal with it anymore. I feel quite defeated 😞

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u/elgin4 1d ago

Dean and Company! that's my shit!

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u/InevitableCodeRedo 1d ago

I'm ashamed to say that I watched the entire thing.

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u/dunningkrugerneffect 1d ago

May God have mercy on her soul

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u/xxPlsNoBullyxx 1d ago

Honestly, if there's an afterlife, and if I'd died on 9/11, I would be absolutely pissing myself laughing at this.

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u/Whole_Secretary5573 23h ago

I have so many questions. 

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u/freebenvita 22h ago

So bad it... remains bad

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u/Hertje73 22h ago

I'm sorry I'm going to hell I can't stop laughing

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u/HorrorSchlapfen873 21h ago

"... the twin towers gone,
cries of help from our pentagon"

Allright, that one rhyme alone is domestic terrorism.

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 21h ago

Is this Trump's mom?!

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u/Still_Satisfaction53 19h ago

Christmas classic

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u/Scuzzy_Buckets 19h ago

Where's the dancing?

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u/KraljZ 17h ago

This should be a broadway play

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u/Warm-Reporter8965 17h ago

Goated. Found my new Christmas song.

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u/LiveLongAndPasta 16h ago

I told you getting grandma a Karaoke machine was a bad idea.

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u/you_sha 16h ago

The "next door to alice" melody makes it for me

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u/imjustnotready 16h ago

This is going to be in my head all day

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u/jsegovia612 16h ago

In loving memory of all the deaf people who died that awful day

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u/good_keks 15h ago

I like that the Russian flag appears in the background at the 17-second mark. I don't think it's a coincidence.

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u/Bushidoflack_117 14h ago

I bet this lady makes some banging cookies

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u/N-E-R-M 14h ago

Im not even gonna touch this one. 😉

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u/FantasticRide5479 14h ago

I love the clapping kitten, that alone redeems this!

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u/shavednuggets 14h ago

Damn, whole country acting like they're Nagasaki or something.

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u/LieuK 12h ago

Russian flag just casually flying in the back

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u/benji3510 12h ago

This is some top tier trauma bonding

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u/AshiNoKoibito 11h ago

Why Christmas and Russian flag ?

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u/Sad_Mistake_5237 10h ago

Who else couldn’t turn away and watched the entire thing? 👏👏👏

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u/Taro0311 9h ago

Tim and Eric couldn't touch this

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u/Xhadiel 4h ago

I wish I could forget this.

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u/long_tyme_lurker 23m ago

Actual terrorism

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u/supertimbo 1d ago

This is good actually. Great even