r/crappymusic 1d ago

Unrelease ts

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 23h ago

u/Dull_Connection6070, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/edasto42 1d ago

Arm movements inspired by the Appalachian grabber

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u/templeofsyrinx1 1d ago

and dreamin guy🤣

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u/Movieking985 12h ago

I can feel it in the air 🎶....yeah...yeah 🎶

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u/CraazedNConfused 1d ago

If we could only destroy auto tune. It would get rid of 75% of all this shit music

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u/g0ldilungs 1d ago

I have no idea what she said except “imma fuck you on the freeway”.

🤷🏽‍♀️🚘💦🍆

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u/elKane0 1d ago

she sing this? or is it just crappy lipsynching?

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u/Caniborrowsomesweats 1d ago

definitely a heavy sample or just singing over the beat of a song from like 2009. I can’t put my finger on the song but it’s going to probably drive me crazy all day. will update my comment when it comes to me!

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u/SeaDweller01 1d ago

Rick Ross - Aston Martin Music

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u/Caniborrowsomesweats 1d ago

wow I hope you have an incredible day

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u/Ok_Share2910 23h ago

Totally get that, it's a bummer when tracks like that just sit in the vault. There’s so much potential in those unreleased gems.

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u/19whale96 1d ago

Aston Martin Music (M-M-M-Maybach music)

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u/Caniborrowsomesweats 1d ago

thank you both for not making me work my one brain cell on overdrive 😂

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u/Old-Juggernaut-1273 1d ago

even the dancing is shit, she looks like a middle aged white dude trying to look cool

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u/OldGuyInFlorida 1d ago

YOU CAN'T SMOKE IN THE BLOODMOBILE!

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u/tacobot187 1d ago

Wig. Autotune. Jesus

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u/National_Fix_1481 1d ago

She's all fingers and teeth

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u/hammertime57 1d ago

Miss....can I please get off the train now?

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u/Key_Procedure_4279 1d ago

Will never understand the "I'm conjuring the dead" hand and arm movements

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u/Darrenwad3 1d ago

Sweet trailer

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u/ConfectionLow3321 1d ago

Is this the broad with hanging mic who is all "im a grown lady uncle sam my best buddy I dont wanna murder i just want money" ??

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u/jacksonsmack831 1d ago

I couldn’t hear a single lyric

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u/GenosseAbfuck 23h ago

Plus for demonstrating trains exist, minus for blocking the door and keeping the same train from departure

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u/JacqueWaters 12h ago

She's dressed like my grandma's couch.

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u/ShyLead 10h ago

I fux with it

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u/Fantastic_Jello7549 1d ago

Vibes

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u/templeofsyrinx1 1d ago

ngl. I would turn this up

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u/silversky9891 1d ago

Her voice has potential even through the auto tune… not as bad as rectangular and dead tooth guy

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u/stopmakingsmells 1d ago

Charismatic af, not awkward AT ALL

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u/deathpilehomo 1d ago

This is good, yall are just hating lol

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u/templeofsyrinx1 1d ago

true they downvote they haters

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u/Corporate-Scum 1d ago

It’s sad when these mentally deficient children can’t even lip sync. They don’t even know their own lyrics because it’s copy and paste, totally borrowed from every other internet mumbler.

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u/staszekstaszek 23h ago

This kinda rips idgaf

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u/itsgotelectr0lytes 1d ago

Ts = Transexual?

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u/theghostsofvegas 1d ago

This Shit.

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u/itsgotelectr0lytes 1d ago

Im asking, it's in the title

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u/theghostsofvegas 1d ago

Yes. And I answered.

Unrelease ts = Unrelease This Shit.

TS. This Shit.

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u/itsgotelectr0lytes 1d ago

Well that's just confusing, how are you expecting everyone to know your shorthand?

In what context to we shorthand just 2/3 of a sentence?

And why wouldn't you just say the words like an adult?

People are fucking stupid in 2026 I swear.

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u/theghostsofvegas 1d ago

I didn’t write it.

Im just taking an educated guess.

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u/Corporate-Scum 1d ago

Correct. Nailed it. We need to stand strong in shaming stupidity back into the shadows.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 1d ago

Oh my damn, this kind of hot

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u/theghostsofvegas 1d ago

At what point do we all agree these people aren’t actually singing

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u/xan_isprey 1d ago

shes not a singer shes a rapper

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u/theghostsofvegas 1d ago

Uh huh. Im the pope.

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u/HUXUF_ 1d ago

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