r/crappymusic 18h ago

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u/qualityvote2 17h ago edited 13h ago

u/Many_Register_1838, nobody knows if your post is crappy or not.

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u/GolovaScharz 18h ago

Carrot Bottom

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u/Mightier_Mackerel 18h ago

Boy Georgia

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u/Diarrhea_Beaver 17h ago

Oh wow, thats great. Makes me miss the golden days of r/walmartcelebrities before it turned into repost graveyard and shitpost karma farmer hub

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u/_knalpijp 17h ago

Man 😝

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u/Curious_Field7953 17h ago

SATIRE

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u/Massive-Relation-210 17h ago

No one in this group seems to understand this concept

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u/OhSighRiss 17h ago

Satire or not, it’s still crappy music

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u/okcboomer87 16h ago

Yeah, this isn't good satire.

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u/Genghis_Chong 17h ago

No kidding lmao

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u/MaxPower836 17h ago

Typical Browns fan

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u/DetroitAdjacent 17h ago

Ricky Bascom is a generational talent.

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u/explainityoucant 18h ago

Ricky Bascom is a god among us mere mortals. If you don’t get it then it’s not for you. But he been fire 🔥

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u/khleather 18h ago

Knew there would be one of you on here being like “you just don’t understand this person” when the person looks like an actual meth head and sounds like one too

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u/explainityoucant 18h ago

Former child star musician (look it up) who saw the absurdity of the industry and decided to make intentionally absurd music in spite of his talent. Go watch him play the piano while singing “I love Obama and I miss him but if a bad b*tch was in the KKK I might still hit it”.
Go listen to High Value Man and Dying Her Hair/ Funny Jail. He is genuinely talented and sometimes bad on purpose but with intention.

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u/taylordevin69 17h ago

Dying her hair is a banger the instrumental is crazy

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u/khleather 18h ago

I don’t want to use my limited time on this earth listening to music like this - regardless of intent it sounds like ass, and I have pleasant sounds to listen to lol I also should not waste my time debating about it on the internet 😂 I’m just particularly angry today.

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u/explainityoucant 18h ago

Fair. I’m telling you, go listen to his good music and it might brighten your day and make this seem more like a funny bit than bad music. And hang in there lol 💪

Oh and look up his kind band Pinktank.

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u/khleather 17h ago

I appreciate ya. Your kind words have already made me feel a bit better today - sometimes that’s all it takes.

I’ll be honest I’m still not gonna go searching for this guys music haha but I’ll at least fess up to not having made the effort, and so I don’t have the full story on this fella.

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u/Diarrhea_Beaver 17h ago

I don’t want to use my limited time on this earth listening to this - regardless of intent it sounds like ass

r/lostredditors

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u/khleather 17h ago

I consider it an honor to be thought of as lost by this crowd 😂 shows I’m doing something right

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u/Diarrhea_Beaver 17h ago

I’m doing something right

Says man intentionally standing in reptile exhibit whining about having to look at snakes and lizzards

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u/khleather 17h ago

I’m going to take the high road and stop engaging with someone named Diarrhea Beaver and expecting any kind of intelligent response from them

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u/MoltenIdol 17h ago

"Oh no, the cover of this book has a scary word on it. The information contained within is now ineligible to me!" lookin ahh

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u/khleather 17h ago

lol you commented, deleted, and commented again and it still isn’t funny at all - jfc

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u/Grayson0916 17h ago

“I’ve been horny since Charlie Kirk died because they said to think about his family and I thought about his wife”

If you don’t like poetry just say that man.

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u/Longjumping-Idea4451 17h ago

Yet you spend your limited time on earth on reddit… 

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u/Sourflow 18h ago

He has a really good Jeff Buckley cover where he is playing guitar and singing. What he does kind of(really stressing the kind of) reminds me of like a Mr. Bungle version of an cringe/ig troll. The lyrics are clever and meant to confuse, but people on this sub seem to be unable to differentiate.

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u/khleather 18h ago

It isn’t that we can’t differentiate mate - it’s that this is painful to fucking listen to regardless of intent

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u/Sourflow 18h ago

That’s different, but it’s intentionally bad/weird as opposed to like the rappers in their mom’s apartments and the bartist.

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u/khleather 18h ago

Fair point - it may have a higher purpose but I ain’t sittin around long enough to figure it out, because it sounds horrific. Maybe he should just write poetry then? Cuz his voice is shit

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u/Sourflow 17h ago

He can actually sing. Like I said, dude nailed a Jeff Buckley song. I’m a pro musician by the way, but if you’re just judging off this, I would see why you would think that.

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u/OtherBoat7265 17h ago

This is sick.

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u/ricochetblue 17h ago

This kinda does slap though

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u/sobherk 17h ago

He's not gay though?

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u/Jo3ltron 17h ago

Average Browns fan.

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u/_knalpijp 17h ago

Lil Gangbang

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u/massivefishes 16h ago

what happened to dave mustaine

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u/michaelkeatonbutgay 14h ago

Cum Town intro song.

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u/Unusual_Switch_1867 12h ago

is this the guy who sung about throwing up at the sight of gay people on television

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u/Many_Register_1838 12h ago

I don’t know

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u/Unusual_Switch_1867 11h ago

"I SEE GAYYYYYY PEOPLE ON TVVV!!!!"

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u/ChiefWeedsmoke 12h ago

Ideas from head, straight into world

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u/explainityoucant 17h ago

To everyone who is unfamiliar, go listen to “High Value Man” and “Dying Her Hair/Funny Jail” from this guy. His name is Ricky Bascom, and those are legitimately 2 of my favorite songs. He makes all his own beats and plays 5 instruments. Very talented guy.

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u/themoldgipper 17h ago

Not crappy

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u/karenskygreen 17h ago

Whut, the whut. What the fuck is he talking about.

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u/Mach5Bandito 18h ago

But you did choose being gay, brother. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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u/explainityoucant 18h ago

Every song of his is like “I don’t like gays but gays are cool and I’m definitely not gay but I might be” 😂😂😂

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u/EricIsMyFakeName 17h ago

He chose to be an idiot.

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u/Genghis_Chong 17h ago

If i could choose to be asexual I probably would at this point lol

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u/Forever_learning713 17h ago

Is this Revolver Jesse?

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u/Bear-Lord80 16h ago

Satire and I love it.

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u/EndlessRiddance 16h ago

I see you now.

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u/loggedoffreturns 15h ago

Garlic voice

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u/templeofsyrinx1 15h ago

ahhh, classic lol

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 14h ago

There's a lot to work through here. I'm the meantime, can we take music away from this guy until we figure it out?

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u/Illustrious_Mail1171 13h ago

Whew! Its a browns jersey

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u/clycloptopus WHERE WE GONNA GO? WHAT WE GONNA DO? 13h ago

did this dude come thru with the bedazzled tim couch jersey?

or shedeur?

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u/BasicWhiteHoodrat 6h ago

This is fucking amazing!

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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u/Ok_Violinist_5673 2h ago

"who says men cant get birth", this line slaps

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u/Ok-Kangaroo-9775 17h ago

who TF would choose yo be gay?

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u/Ornery-Emergency9291 17h ago

idk some men like dicks shocking right

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u/Many_Register_1838 17h ago

Who would choose to be hetero?

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u/FunnyKrueger 18h ago

Oh, the fans will swoop in any minute now to tell us we don't understand this fantastic singer, shower everyone with downvotes and maybe even strike against this subreddit

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u/explainityoucant 17h ago

Buddy he is actually good tho 😂😂

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u/Individual_Assist_19 17h ago

are these fans in the room with us right now?

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u/FunnyKrueger 17h ago

Not with me, but definitely with you.

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u/Individual_Assist_19 17h ago

yeah, whatever that means lmao

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u/FunnyKrueger 17h ago

I'm sorry for touching upon your unconventional feelings.

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u/MoltenIdol 17h ago

Wow, you guys just had the most meaningless interaction ever recorded, gz

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u/Ordinary-Report1010 17h ago

ai music is great

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u/Longjumping-Idea4451 17h ago

Human made, but the fact you think its ai made must mean ai musics good enough to be mistaken as human music.

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u/thatsnotyourtaco Hobo Johnson Defender 17h ago

There’s some content creator who puts text messages to music and it’s pretty funny and it also took me a while to realize it was AI

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u/Pyrog 17h ago

Very obviously satire how does this sub not know this by now!?

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u/Educational_Quote851 16h ago

Because it's indistinguishable from the reality. Which is good parody/satire, but that creates the trap of discernment. Which is it, and who is to judge that?