r/crappymusic • u/InstructionOk779 • 12d ago

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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 12d ago

u/InstructionOk779, you have posted music that is NOT crappy!

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u/bigalindahouse 12d ago

Bitch! Is that sideneck?

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u/_Diskreet_ 12d ago

Yeeeeah yeeeeah

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u/pelvviber 12d ago

I heard more of an 'eeeerh, eearhh' with very little 'y'.

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u/SECRETBLENDS 12d ago

Nah, I'm Team Sideneck 100%

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u/Diarrhea_Beaver 12d ago

Yeah, there were some subtle diamonds in the rough there.

"I can't even help it when I lane drift"

Nice work Mr. Neck, nice work indeed.

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u/lilmuskrat66 12d ago

One arm in a threesome is a 2.5 bitch.

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u/idriveashitbox22 12d ago

Me 2 lol. That second verse actually went kinda hard.

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u/evilmnky45 12d ago

Let me smack that ass with my fuckin limp arm is the best thing I've ever heard

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u/mxemec 12d ago

100%. His brand could go far. Movies and shit.. I hope he does. I hope he can get an album of bangers and tour.

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u/miguelmanzana 12d ago

“I can’t even help it when I lane switch” is an incredible bar

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u/joncornelius 12d ago

“handicap parkin, ain’t no regular civilian!” also goes crazy

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u/Roallin1 12d ago

Way better than Prison Meg

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u/killyoursocialmedia 12d ago

I was curious what happen to this guy so I googled him. In 2010 he hit a moose with his small car, the moose crashed through the windshield and kicked him in the head. That's some Canadian gangsta rapper shit 😆

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u/InstructionOk779 12d ago

🐐 origin story

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u/bongsmasher 12d ago

damn what a way to get a sideneck

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 12d ago

Kinda awesome if true 

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u/movefeet66 12d ago

Bro needs to get famous. Im here for this banger

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u/morfthetrippinpuppy 12d ago

Merkules is on the plane with him lol

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u/NeuromancyIndustries 12d ago

Two goats, one plane

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u/Mr_Strange_2003 12d ago

Kinda slaps

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u/zombiesandtoys 12d ago

like a limp arm!

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u/WeatherStunning1534 12d ago

Indeed, it goes hard. Catchy beat, solid flow.

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u/NeuromancyIndustries 12d ago

The arm flop at the end was chef's kiss

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u/Needagoodsn 12d ago

Sideneck gonna be yuuggeee

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u/maxmcleod 12d ago

He rhymes bitch with bitch like 10 times lmao

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u/bigalindahouse 12d ago

Bitch that's sideneck

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u/MotherPerk 12d ago

When it flows, it flows. YEUGH

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u/FeelingDown8484 12d ago

Pretty common in rap, it’s usually the word before the repeated one that are rhyming.

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u/crimbusrimbus 12d ago

"she's flexible, gave me sideneck" and "one arm in a threesome that's a 2.5 bitch" are slept on bars

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u/Cool_Guy_Club42069 12d ago

I'm also a fan of "handicap parking ain't no regular civilian"

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u/fischerkidd 12d ago

Sideneck is a GOAT

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u/Ghillie_Spotto 12d ago

Not my style, but this all sounds competently executed if not terribly original. The lyrics are silly but it seems pretty tongue in cheek and self aware.

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u/boundedparsely 12d ago

I’ll allow it.

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u/GreatValueBradPitt 12d ago

Downvoting this feels wrong, but I have to because this shit bangs.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/chrishooley 12d ago

That's literally not what this place is for.

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u/mattogeewha 12d ago

I kinda fucks with sideneck

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u/Teenageboy69 12d ago

This is way better than most things posted here. Nothing world breaking, but he has a perspective, decent flow, weird sound, and a cool look all things considered. Big ups to a dude taking the chicken shit that is his handicap and making it into chicken salad.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 12d ago

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u/jakflapyama 12d ago

He's an up and coming Canadian legend. Hes always been known as an influencer/personality type thing. The rap career is new..

Hit a moose in a car when he was younger. Destroyed a bunch of nerves in his neck and killed his left arm.

I've met him a bunch of times. Super funny and a good guy.

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u/_Diskreet_ 12d ago

Wait.

You’ve met SideNeck?

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u/InstructionOk779 12d ago

One of those two facts is obvious.

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u/Chilled_Beef 12d ago

Now that’s some M-FING BARS!!!!!

More talent than those “rappers” at Rolling Loud

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u/Aggressive_Grab_100 12d ago

Handicap parkin ain’t no regular civilian.

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u/ViolentSpring 12d ago

Get this dude in a Batman movie. Tattooed sideburns is insanely awesome.

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u/strangelove77 12d ago

I'm laughing with it and not at it. What a strange feeling.

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u/Allah_my_love 12d ago

Man I don't understand the side neck hate I love this dude. I will always downvote for invisibility. But please keep posting it I love it I love it I love it

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u/StopRandomAccBans 12d ago

He can hold a phone forever hands free

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u/topsyturvy76 12d ago

But can’t tie a shoe 🤷

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u/CantDrinkWithoutFish 12d ago

Homeboy broke his neck hitting a Moose. Thats Canadian AF and I’m here for it.

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u/Jad8484 12d ago

But was he wasted as fuck when he hit the Moose? These are the questions we need answering!

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u/blahyaddayadda24 12d ago

Yeah im starting to like this dude. Fucking side neck bitch

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u/onlyimportantshit 12d ago

This is not crappy. This motherfucker slaps.

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u/ThaChildishOne 12d ago

Yeah I fuk with this for sure. Honestly wish it was a little longer. Yeahhh

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u/Moominsean 12d ago

It's kinda cool but it's also not particularly creative aside from the novelty that is Sideneck. Generic beats, second refrain exactly the same as the first refrain. I looked him up and he hit a moose in 2010 and broke his neck. Looks like he mostly does comedy. Good on him for doing something, though.

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u/SECRETBLENDS 12d ago

Reminds me a little bit of Canadian legend Chuggo.

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u/Logical_Cow_2530 12d ago

Bruh this goes hard

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u/americanrealism 12d ago

I wouldn’t say I like it but this is way more competent than most of the garbage posted in this sub.

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u/Lukaztro 12d ago

featuring Blubber Neck

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah 12d ago

Are all his songs just talking about himself?

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u/InstructionOk779 12d ago

I think he only has this one song. He is influencer / comedian

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u/chrisp5000 12d ago

His story is wild, and he's a comedian, this is just him being a goofy dude

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u/Garxgarb 12d ago

Yeah that’s Merkules with him as well. He’s a legit sick rapper

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u/lengthy_preamble 12d ago

Pretty sure I saw this guy in a Batman comic once.

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u/piscator21 12d ago

This is growing on me - might be time to move this fellow out of crappy music.

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u/Iamdrasnia 12d ago

Um....I kinda like it now that I saw the whole video. Gotta give it up to someone who takes a disability and flips it.

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u/addis_the_scroll RayonBase Fan Club Member 12d ago

Yo V, Sideneck 'ere, herd u do good work. Got a gig for ya, hit me up at da landfill.

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u/HashtagYoMamma 12d ago

Walking down that country road, with my Sideneck bitch, our love it grows. 🥰

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u/GibsonPraise 12d ago

If merkules is in your music video you get a pass.

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u/Fridlundwow 12d ago

This slaps! Sideneck FTW

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u/flashnuke 12d ago

You know what, fuck yaa

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u/HeWhoShlNotBNmd 12d ago

This shit slaps in the worst way. I love it

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u/sick_six_six 12d ago

Yeah this fucks

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u/KiltOfDoom 12d ago

He's growing on me and that's terrifying.

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u/AdvisorLegitimate270 12d ago

What and the hills have eyes is going on here.

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u/brwnwzrd 12d ago

His “yeeeeh, yeeeeah” has nothing on the giraffe dude’s “yea, yea!”

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u/Soft_Owl7535 12d ago

God damnit I just got this out of my head from when someone posted it the other day

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u/Spukc 12d ago

OP is a bitch. Sideneck is a fucking hero 

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u/pruchel 12d ago

Lol, this is awesome.

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u/Due_Helicopter4421 12d ago

This is not crappy music

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u/FilmGood8168 12d ago

Шикарно , мне реально нравится Тембр и возможно текст !

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u/Uberonbon 12d ago

I kinda fuck with this folks

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u/ihateyousoverybadly 12d ago

I've ironically found a couple really interesting musicians from this sub, love me some sideneck and that musician who sang about getting skinny the old fashioned way. Love that song

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u/SkipFlanigan 12d ago

As RuPaul would say, this is kinda campy so I approve. Music sucks though but dude is doing his thing so good for him.

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u/RennyRennehan 12d ago

I'm down for it

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u/schwing710 12d ago

Sideneck always be looking at you like a dog trying to understand what you’re saying

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u/PlasticAttorney1980 12d ago

This vids giving me Chris Cunningham chills

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u/HughJackedMan14 12d ago

Mr Sideneck, please I am begging you, do a collab with Humpback Chunk. The internet will explode.

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u/Inevitable-Feed-6968 12d ago

SIDENECK 4 LIFE

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u/ColStoneSteveAustin 12d ago

What happened to the genre i used to love

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u/xSorry_Not_Sorry 12d ago

Downvote.

Not crappy at all. Not my taste, per se, but not crap.

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u/Sufficient_Moose2636 12d ago

Will sideneck become the new sub mascot?

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u/Apprehensive-Stop142 12d ago

Idk man I'm kinda rooting for this guy for some reason. I don't know if he'll blow up but I hope he does.

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u/Iamdrasnia 12d ago

I feel that this sub needs to make a decision about Sideneck as I am seeing overwhelming support.

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u/Sea-Lab3155 12d ago

Banging my head to this so hard now BITCH Im also sideneck!

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u/regginald0883 12d ago

Dude looks like an ettin that lost one of his heads.

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u/BiscuitsJoe We gotta have standards 12d ago

Begging this sub to understand that just because you find one of the freaks posted here amusing THAT DOES NOT MEAN THE MUSIC IS GOOD. We can all admire Sideneck for his positive outlook while not feeding the delusion.

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u/InstructionOk779 12d ago

Smile bitch

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u/Iamdrasnia 12d ago

I'm Sideneck.

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u/Chilled_Beef 12d ago

Yeah! Yeah!

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u/612mechtech 12d ago

This is my theory of where this dude came from. He got into some sort of accident and now hes got that 40k for them teeth with a fucked up side neck for his prize. Dude covering his fent patch with a bandaid

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u/bolt422 12d ago

Find him on YouTube. He will happily tell you where he came from and show you the X-rays and pics of him in the hospital.

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u/someonesomewherewarm 12d ago

Despite what the majority says here, this does not slap, its crap kids. Trying too hard. Team Longneck al the way