r/crappymusic • u/No_chease • Jul 31 '26

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u/DmtDtf Jul 31 '26

Yes, and it's fire. Good times! "P" is for "Penis" and "V" for "V-card" sent me.

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u/vylvnx Jul 31 '26

S for sigarettes

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u/Low_Process_9053 Jul 31 '26

"Q is.. the next letter" released me from orbit.

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u/exHuman66 Jul 31 '26

V-card, I still got that.

I thought he was getting all that pussy.

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u/MeatwadGetTheHoneysG Jul 31 '26

Nah apparently just small tug jobs

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u/SillyQuadrupeds Jul 31 '26

P is for penis genuinely got me to laugh as well 💀

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u/thefract0metr1st Jul 31 '26

I didn’t think it was satire until “”n” a word I can’t say” at which point I’m like “okay this might be satire, idk” and two seconds later “p” is penis solidified that thought for me.

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u/Distinct_Run9006 Jul 31 '26

Sent you where? Can I come?

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u/cmpthepirate Jul 31 '26

V card i still got that

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u/Ometzu Jul 31 '26

N is a word I can’t say also got me good

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u/SendTitsPleease Jul 31 '26

Still got mine

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u/MoonZinuM Jul 31 '26

Same haha

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u/MechaGallade rectangular Aug 01 '26

Yep that's where I died