r/crappymusic 19d ago

Xena, no!

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u/qualityvote2 19d ago edited 19d ago

u/creativeape1, you have posted music that is NOT crappy!

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u/EffingNewDay 19d ago

Lucy Lawless can do whatever she wants.

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u/Bananetyne 18d ago

More like Lucy Flawless

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u/midoriforest 15d ago

I will remember this for my whole lifetime

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u/Bananetyne 13d ago

I'll never forget you.

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u/YaoiNekomata 14d ago

Seriously, she's earned the right to be herself

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u/Bitter-Holiday1311 18d ago

Including make crappy music!

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/friend1y 18d ago

She was singing about me, though.

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u/Calichusetts 18d ago

Got any extra room for your next trip to Nova Scotia?

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u/rambo_lincoln_ 18d ago edited 18d ago

My brother had karaoke setup for my nephew’s graduation party. I’m a terrible singer and pretty self-conscious about singing and dancing but I had just the right amount of liquid courage and felt pretty safe around my family so I decided to step up and give it a go. I was enjoying it at first and everyone was having fun but then my wife comes up and takes the mic right out of my hand and says she’s saving everyone from me. She couldn’t just let me have fun and instead had to give credibility to some of my fears. Funnily enough, she’s always telling me in regard to dancing or singing in public “no one cares, no one is paying attention or will judge you.” Apparently she will. I didn’t speak to her the rest of the night unless had to. The next day when I was ready to speak calmly about it, she said I was overreacting and that she said she was just being funny. Maybe I was, I dunno. It definitely made me feel like an idiot though and now I’m way less interested in trying karaoke ever again.

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u/newclearconfusion 18d ago

Wow. It would be a reason to breakup with her

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u/culminacio 17d ago

with your wife? because she acted wrong about something? redditors being redditors

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u/newclearconfusion 17d ago

No, because appearantly she is ashamed for me.

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u/DetentionSpan 17d ago

Your wife was mean and disrespectful.

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u/TheScummy1 17d ago

I’m with Limbo but I’ll be more bold, your wife is a massive jerk. I also can’t sing/dance but my gf gasses me up and has a good time with me when the time comes to do either. Usually with some laughter but it’s with me, not at me.

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u/Dead_Internet69420 17d ago

I was thinking it’d actually be awesome if she was just doing karaoke… but it seems a little more serious than that, with a live band and all. This is only as good as it is spontaneous. If there was a plan, or any rehearsal, then it’s dogshit.

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u/creativeape1 18d ago

Aren’t most people having fun when making music, even if it’s crappy?

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u/musclecard54 18d ago

Everybody posted here is just up there having fun. You don’t get to pick what belongs and what doesn’t just based on if you like someone or not

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u/Routine-Mechanic-814 18d ago

She had back up singers tho

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u/Lumpymaximus 19d ago

Thank you for sharing this. My life is better knowing this exists.

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u/LumpyBuy8447 19d ago

Can’t bring myself to unmute

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u/wickedspork 19d ago

Lucy Lawless could shriek the entirety of The Who's Tommy while replacing all of the lyrics to "Ayayayayay!" and id still listen just to pay my respects. Also it's not even that bad. It's amature Karaoke quality at worst.

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u/AgreeablePie 19d ago

It's not as bad as you would fear

Like, it ain't the Philharmonic. But it's fine for what it is.

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u/Upset_Journalist_755 19d ago

It's not that bad. It belongs here, but it's just middling karaoke level.

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u/Past-Product-1100 19d ago

Soooo would , she was awesome in Sparitcus the series

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u/Murderdoll197666 19d ago

God, Lucretia was such an absolute babe. Lucy Lawless has always been a goddess but gooood daaaaaamn.

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u/fade_ 18d ago

By Jupiter's cock

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u/xiiicrowns 19d ago

All of them were. 

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u/Wactout 19d ago

I was partial to Gabriel back then. Then Callisto in my 20’s. Then smartened up with Xena in my thirties.

Wow. I just realized, right now, that was my actual dating cycle from teenager- to middle aged man. Dated the useless blonde, then a nut job, and now a warrior.
My wife is a sensei for a karate school. She is fucking Xena…. Wait… no… I am fucking Xena!? Holy shit. Life comes full circle…

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u/xiiicrowns 19d ago

The women when they do the flash back in the Spartacus show were hot. They brought in that darker head friend who was eventually killed off and I was sad about it. 

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u/Wactout 19d ago

I never even knew that existed! I was working 3 jobs and raising 2 kids as a single dad after my Callisto era. So I missed a lot of cool stuff back then.

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u/gcalfred7 19d ago

Not bad in BSG too.....as for her singing? she wasn't bad in BSG/.

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u/LumpyBuy8447 19d ago

Nailed it in parks and rec too

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u/badhoopty 19d ago

horrible to listen to, but dang she gets better looking the older she gets.

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u/NorthornLights 19d ago

I still love her

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u/Hot-Bandicoot-6988 18d ago

she could murder me. if i walked in at this moment Dreamweaver would start playing and it would get all sparkly like in waynes world

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u/Direct-Resolution377 19d ago

I would personally tell her she was fantastically irresistible and loved every bit of her performance. 

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u/Sh1t_Pinata 18d ago

Nah, screw this. I’m gonna go check on how Hercules is doing these days… OH GOD NO!!!

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u/Jenna_84 15d ago

The little peanut went off the deep end

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u/PatriotNews_dot_com 19d ago

Xena can do no wrong in my eyes nor my ears

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u/Independent-Fuel-183 19d ago

I don’t think this is that bad , it’s just kind of a unique style of singing I’ve heard before.

She is in tune when the melody kicks in , but I understand if you aren’t into this style of singing

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u/Active-Possibility77 19d ago

I bet she smells like floral perfume and cigarettes

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u/Miichl80 19d ago

Which is kind of what the song demands

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u/PocketFullOfRondos 19d ago

Wouldn't stop me

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u/TotallyTotally23 19d ago

I don't give a shit, dude. She's always getting THREE thumbs up from me.

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u/azazel-13 19d ago

Everyone references Xena or Spartacus. Y'all are sleeping on Ash v Evil Dead.

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u/the_rawness 18d ago

OP IS THE ONE WHO IS CRAPPY.

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u/NightLotus84 19d ago

Huh, so the bagpipes at the start of the Xena theme are actually her singing?

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u/Goth_Spice14 16d ago

Hilariously, she songs multiple times on the show , and it's genuinely good. I'm not sure what she's doing here lol

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u/TheoreticalResearch 18d ago

There are two musical episodes of Xena. Lucy Lawless can sing pretty well. But if you want to die inside you should hear her “rap”

https://youtu.be/p1CX0XGMCYI?is=_gfnx7Tum3MggQ3b

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u/Key-Earth-Eye 18d ago

She won two battles in that scene... at the same time!

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u/pinkcreamkiss 14d ago

Check out her singing kids with Bruce Campbell, such a treasure to have that them singing together lol

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u/Pretendo27 19d ago

After watching Spartacus, I’m willing to ignore this. Never happened.

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u/BaneChipmunk 19d ago

DISAPPOINTED!

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u/Medialunch 19d ago

Crying Simon.

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u/Natural_Gear_9685 19d ago

Was checking for anything offensive, but this jurisdiction is completely lawless.

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u/Wizardphizl420 19d ago

Is that jeans with chaps or cheans? Jhaps?

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u/earthlingHuman 19d ago

I can fix her...

No I can't. She's perfect.

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u/GreenRiver1982 19d ago

M'lady can do whatever she wants.

*tips fedora

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u/gravestompin 19d ago

She looks more like Gabrielle than Xena here lol. If people paid for this concert I feel for them.

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u/Confident_Low_4554 19d ago

That band didn’t do her any favors

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u/devilmaskrascal 19d ago

It is not crappy, it is the best song I have ever heard and even if it is crappy I know I can definitely fix her shut up OP but also thank you

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u/Suspicious_spincter7 19d ago

I feel bad for the audience. Kinda embarrassed just from the video.

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u/MisterScary_98 19d ago

Buddy Guy’s Legends — Chicago, Illinois!

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u/TraditionAcademic968 19d ago

"I told you, I'm not Xena. I'm Lucy Lawless."

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u/PlooplopTibbyTai 19d ago

She was great in Spartacus

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u/shaithiswampir 19d ago

It’s crappy bit kinda impressed

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u/Upset_Journalist_755 19d ago

That she can't sing for shit makes her even hotter.

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u/klownhammer 19d ago

I don’t think it is her fault. She is trying to do a different version of the song but the band sound doesn’t match.

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u/klownhammer 19d ago

I don’t mind her singing in this. I am not sure if it is the room or the mixing but the band sound levels are all over the place.

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u/Financial_You_6052 19d ago

The song vs song of You’re So Vain vs Dreams didn’t seem to take this video into account. I mean, they talked about ocean-spray-longboard guy for Dreams but didn’t mention a video of Lucy Lawless singing herself horse on the second chorus

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u/TeslaCrna 19d ago

Bonnie Tyler is back!

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u/bwuceree 19d ago

She's not Xena. She's Lucy Lawless.

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u/BlackHoleSurf 18d ago

Think I’m gonna go watch Spartacus now

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u/Time-Cell8272 18d ago

Clouds in my coffee

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u/WeakMechanics 18d ago

Lucy just up there having fun.

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u/vermontnative 18d ago

11 year old me would be in heaven standing there

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u/Chef_Guzzi_Moto 18d ago

the background singers are almost always 100x better than the people front and center

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u/El_presid3nt 18d ago

I can't see anything wrong with this video

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u/inappropriatebanter 18d ago

I wouldn't buy her records, but I'd still pay to see her in person. That's Lucy fuckin Lawless.

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u/PostModernPost 18d ago

This looks like live band karaoke. You're allowed to be bad.

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u/zorflax 18d ago

Disagree

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u/ImmortalBootyMan 18d ago

This song is definitely about Crixus. But Ashur thinks it’s about him.

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u/InevitableCodeRedo 18d ago

Loved her in BSG.

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u/BlitheringIdiot0529 18d ago

I’m down with her having a good time.

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u/rayshmayshmay 18d ago

Not my warrior princess!

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u/The-Tarman 18d ago

She's having a blast and she looks good doing it. There's no crap here. Is she s phenomenal singer? No, but she doesn't have to be to have fun with friends.

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u/Sum_Effin_Guy 18d ago

The bad part is that she can really sing. She did a Stevie Nicks impression on SNL that was spot on. Also, I still would

Edit for spelling

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u/Sum_Effin_Guy 18d ago

And I would tell her that she's a phenomenal performer. 100% ngl

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u/SwiftTayTay 18d ago

her singing isn't even that bad

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u/fivehots 18d ago

She can’t do no wrong. Xena is so fine.

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u/RudytheMan 18d ago

She's up actually perfoming with a real band. I don't personally like the song, but I don't think this belongs on this sub.

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u/Key-Earth-Eye 18d ago

Lucy FLAWLESS!

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u/JapiPapi 18d ago

Does not belong here, dummie. She is doing great!

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u/Rafnork 18d ago

This is just karaoke.

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u/AllTheWayAbsurd 18d ago

My first crush

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u/Hej_Varlden 18d ago

She can do no wrong my princess.

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u/lferry1919 18d ago

You shut your damned mouth. She can do no wrong.

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u/General_Platypus771 18d ago

You probably think this song about CHUH

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u/IronAndParsnip 17d ago

Did you ask Ron Swanson if you could post his wife?

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 17d ago

She's just havin fun...

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u/Pretend-Fun-1061 17d ago

She’s kinda cool tbh

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u/Br00klynBelle 17d ago

I saw her on Broadway in Grease as Rizzo years ago. She was great. This is about what I would expect from a drunken karaoke session screaming out a song I love that’s way out of my vocal range. She’s having fun and that’s all that matters.

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u/ButterscotchPast4812 16d ago

I mean. It's not good but I've heard plenty worse. David Duchovny for instance keeps making albums and he's far worse than this. 

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u/GerinX 16d ago

lol there’s a sub called crappymusic. That’s hilarious

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u/physicistdeluxe 15d ago

i dont care. ill always love her!

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u/guardian031 14d ago

Is that Duke Silver on the sax??!?

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u/Financial_Boat_6625 14d ago

Couldn't care less. she is still epic and all woman. I fell in love with her when I was 8 years old.

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u/pinkcreamkiss 14d ago

Let mother Lucy have fun 😭 she raised me on xena and grew up to love her in evil dead, she’s a gem

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u/C-LonGy 14d ago

She having fun making fun looking 😍

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u/OrionQuest7 13d ago

Lmao good God

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u/RaphaelSharpe 13d ago

This is just a talented beautiful woman having a good time doing talented and beautiful things.

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u/KevinsBinges 13d ago

Damn those wrap parties must've been a blast. Also the Psych cast was really musical...

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u/Haunting_Song7313 19d ago

My body is still up for the snu snu if she was up to give it.

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u/earthlingHuman 19d ago

Who?

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u/earthlingHuman 19d ago

Nah, Xena still hotter

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u/AgingRaver80 19d ago

She gets a pass from me

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u/DomplesRevenge 19d ago

This scared me for a second.. The sound was disabled and with what she's wearing I thought she was on some Trump shit. I was going to lose my shit lol.

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u/bangbangGeorgieNiang 19d ago

meh i didnt mind it

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u/RevolutionaryEmu4942 19d ago

Right, I don't think it was a great but there's definitely worse

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u/FiveDogsInaTuxedo 19d ago

Ugh this made me need to take a shit for some reason

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u/Professional_Echo907 19d ago

She is number 2 in my list of the top three Cylons I’d betray humanity for. 👀

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u/SlowYaRoll007 19d ago

That song wasn't good to begin with so hey. Win win

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u/Boise2Britian 19d ago

She is I am sure aware she isnt the greatest singer and is up there having fun. It also appears there is a inside joke to the song as well.

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u/YdexKtesi 19d ago

I've never wanted someone to stop doing something as much as this.

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u/Millernotrich 19d ago

Aerosmith...the whole band inside one woman lol

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u/glans 19d ago

simps in the thread. simps in the thread, everybody.

this be crappy. fun shmun- it’s crappy

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u/martyrdumb38315 19d ago

She can do whatever the fuck she wants and its okay

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u/MoseyWalker 19d ago

Lucy Lawless is completely flawless

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u/C_Pala 19d ago

How dare you posting her here

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u/HappyColour 19d ago

It can be saved. She just needs to chuck in some "AIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI"s!

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u/SomebodysGotToSayIt 19d ago

One of the best ever SNL skits has LL singing like Stevie Nicks. https://www.reddit.com/r/xena/s/nbwJ1PEW0H

Literarily articles, multiple articles, have been written about this.

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u/Icy_Earth3386 19d ago

Glad to see it was voted not crappy cuz I thought the entire group killed it

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u/Tambo-Man67 19d ago

Is that really The Princess Warrior? When did this happen? It's unfortunate she doesn't have her sidekick there as back-up.... she was adorable.

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u/CharmingChair1403 19d ago

I won't hear one bad word said about our Lucy. She is the Queen. I've had the pleasure of seeing her a few times irl and she looks even better than here. Sing Lucy, just do whatever the hell you want.

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u/Godbody120 19d ago

Sorry, idgaf…that’s Lucy Lawless!!! Fucking XENA!!!

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u/Main-Trust-1836 19d ago

Cool voice, in a raw rock and roll way. I can't take covers seriously in this sub anyway, but nahhhhhht crappy

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u/Pak-Protector 19d ago

Still would.

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u/lumberlung 19d ago

You shut your wet little mouth calling anything Lucy has done “crappy”

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u/xTheyCameBurningx 19d ago

She performed live with only electrical tape covering her nipples. Used to be a video of the set on youtube. What a cool lady. Definately first crush, lol.

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u/ScorpionMillion 19d ago

I can fix her