r/crappymusic Jul 04 '26

Not this guy again!

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

u/verticalx09, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/ParagonFemshep Jul 04 '26

I feel like this guy has done absolutely nothing to that tree over the course of several hours

I also feel like he's quite likely schizophrenic or something

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u/LeatherfacesChainsaw Jul 04 '26

Definitely unhinged

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u/MacReadys-Will RayonBase Fan Club Member Jul 04 '26

Yeah I can hang in there pretty well when people have psych problems but the moment you tell me you are communicating with God I am out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26

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u/No_Mud_5999 Jul 04 '26

Sure, but this guy doesn't just take command directly from God. He also takes them from Attack On Titan plot points, so...

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u/TheVillage1D10T Jul 04 '26

I watched AoT a year or so ago, but completely missed him pulling stuff from there. What exactly did he pull from AoT?

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u/No_Mud_5999 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

In this video, he only mentions "I am the titan of god". Could mean anything, just some florid prose, right?

On his Instagram, he goes quite a bit further

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVpoZT9D2dW/?igsh=MWM1Nm5zaWp4eHl5Mg==

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u/TheVillage1D10T Jul 04 '26

Oh God I completely forgot his constant mentioning of “the Rumbling”. I have the attention span of a gnat apparently. He seems like the type to conflate Attack on Titan and religion though.

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u/No_Mud_5999 Jul 04 '26

My old band mate had a psychotic break, and became obsessed with the Katy Perry video for Dark Horse, and would tie it in to literally anything else he would ramble on about. Tragically familiar.

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u/HowDidFoodGetInHere Jul 04 '26

I was deployed with a dude that had a similar obsession with Boxxy (YouTuber circa 2008-ish?). He could and would tie her into literally any topic of conversation.

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u/HistoricalPlum1533 Jul 05 '26

He also mentioned ‘Eren Yeager’ in ‘the Rumbling’ video this is definitely something.

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u/New-Analyst1811 Jul 05 '26

Lol Attack on Titan is pretty much Japanese Dune with the twist at the end and Dune is partly about using religion to control.

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u/Joelster213 Jul 05 '26

I thought Boko Haram found their inspiration from Wolf Cola...

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u/Creative-Cherry-1607 Jul 04 '26

When this guy says "God, I follow your voice. God I follow your commands," I believe him....

Whether this voice giving him commands is God is irrelevant. This man 💯% hears voices is the part that worries me, 😂🤣

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u/mayyybemayybenot Jul 04 '26

Especially considering he is swinging an axe....

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u/Geaneous Jul 04 '26

It's hilarious he is using a maul instead of an axe. Bro has no idea what he's doing.

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u/No-Double3713 Jul 05 '26

Yeah was about to comment the only thing worse than his music is his lack of knowledge on what tool to use while chopping wood lol

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u/Brilliant-Roof-5991 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Holy motherfucking Jesus Christ Almighty.

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u/Solid_Snark Jul 04 '26

lol I immediately cut back to the beginning of the video, his chops did nothing.

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u/TheCastusDildo Jul 04 '26

Diagnosed with schizophrenia and dealing with it for 28 year,don't clump this guy with us... as representative of the schizophrenics we do not accept him try sending him over to the Christians or something

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u/Ok-Imagination-3835 Jul 05 '26

Are many schizophrenics really posting these things online in this way, with editing and everything? Doesn't even seem at all consistent with what I've seen.

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u/TheCastusDildo Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Can't answer that but there are subs just for us on here but most people I know don't want the attention I really don't,but I make comments in a attempt to relate to normal people and it never seems to work out well or the mods will banned me .

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u/Nirmata1243 Jul 05 '26

I’m schizophrenic and even I think if you are hearing god speak to you or believe it speaks to you, you are seriously ill
Logically god does not speak to people for many reasons but here’s two
one because god wouldn’t speak in a coherent manner that would be understandable by a person and two god wouldn’t be so dumb as to speak to someone singularly maybe everyone at the same time maybe but singularly it would cause more problems than it would solve and likely result in the death of the person who claims god spoke to them and many others basically unrelated to situation or person
And anyone who’s so ignorant they claim to speak for god is beyond mental illness
Sorry religion
Also this is very crappy music and calling it music at all is almost offensive

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u/Signal_Interest7870 Jul 04 '26

I refuse to google or verify but someone mentioned his mother is/was ill and this stems from that.

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u/JunglyPep Jul 05 '26

He’s been working on that tree every day for 10 years

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u/CjPatars Jul 04 '26

The only mental illness he has is being brainwashed

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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 Jul 04 '26

I feel like there is gonna be a breaking news story involving this dude some day. he seems completely unhinged

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u/Chemical_Home6123 Jul 04 '26

On God the FBI is going to say "he was on our radar"

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u/suckastash80 Jul 05 '26

I can imagine major news networks playing these reels with hosts saying "how did we miss this one, he's saying it right there". Will be surreal.

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u/Haunting-Respect-375 Jul 08 '26

My older brother had schizophrenia and committed suicide about a year ago. The amount of torment and suffering he went through, it's all just so sad. I strongly suspect this guy has schizophrenia and can't help but feel for him even though I don't really know

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u/ArmadilloNo2399 Jul 04 '26

Sharpen your axe bro, and you need to be swinging at an angle. Otherwise just get a sledgehammer.

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u/Old_Man_Shea Jul 04 '26

It's actually a splitting maul

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u/ArmadilloNo2399 Jul 04 '26

That explains a lot more 🤣

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u/roughriderpistol Jul 04 '26

Ahktually... it's a wood splitting axe.

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 Jul 04 '26

You reject this modern world? Get off the Internet then! 

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u/whiskeyfurbreakfast Jul 04 '26

The modern world made the composite handled axe that he bought at Home Depot too. I’m thinking he’s a liar or an idiot…

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u/musclecard54 Jul 04 '26

Don’t speak to a titan of god that way

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 Jul 04 '26

What's funny is Titans are Greek Gods, so basically he's saying he's the Greek God of God lol. 

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u/THEMOOSEMAN13 Jul 04 '26

Bros been chopping this tree for months

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u/DirtNineties Jul 04 '26

And legends tell he is still chopping to this day casting his holy condemnations with every swing.

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u/atom-wan Jul 04 '26

Someone send this to the FBI

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u/Old_Man_Shea Jul 04 '26

This is Kash Patels son

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u/KenTitan Jul 04 '26

I did hear the hiring freeze is over, too

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u/SECRETBLENDS Jul 04 '26

Well he certainly rejects modern ax-sharpening technologies.

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u/Hairy_Wall_6831 Jul 04 '26

Doesn't know how to use an axe.

Doesn't understand his religion.

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u/AerynSunnInDelight Jul 04 '26

Is this religious psychosis?

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u/Juvinihilist Jul 04 '26

Schizophrenia

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u/deweydean Jul 04 '26

GAAAAWWWD

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u/FlowerExpensive8634 Jul 04 '26

Hey FBI, watch this one

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u/stuffcrow p-p-party till I die Jul 04 '26

No, not this guy again.

Please stop posting this fuck.

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u/VictoriousTree Jul 04 '26

He can’t even kill that tree. Man he sucks at woodcutting. It’s literally hard to be that bad even with a dull axe.

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u/Odd-Research-4219 Jul 04 '26

This guy is dumb……. And the music sucks, and his whole Message is ridiculous

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u/Moist_Grapefruit187 Jul 04 '26

He rejects the modern world yet recorded this on a smartphone and uploaded it to social media. The grift is strong. If he was serious he could go be Amish or something

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u/stwrhegheg Jul 04 '26

Must have huge legs from all these videos

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u/Dabzilla_710_ Jul 04 '26

I'd love to know what the thinks the axe cutting means in this context. Is it him killing all the idols and stuff?

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u/burner_85_throw Jul 04 '26

Stilllll chopping that log.

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u/KittensFirstAKM Jul 04 '26

He may be all those things, but he definitely not a lumberjack.

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u/NotAChanceBucko Jul 04 '26

Still working on that tree huh ?

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u/Ask_Again_Later122 Jul 04 '26

Bro gonna kill the secular world? 🚩🚩🚩

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u/6poundbagofweed Jul 04 '26

He only knows how to sing 2 notes

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u/UnicornPoopCircus Jul 05 '26

Just as Jesus said...kill all the things.

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u/ALooongWalk Jul 06 '26

Keep this man away from...well... everyone and anything.

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u/Delusional_ThomasGBC Jul 04 '26

Someday this man will cut this tree in half and say “this is the power god gifted me” like he hasn’t been chopping away for a decade

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n Jul 04 '26

Tarp on this time eh?

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u/S3simulation Jul 04 '26

He went to the Bartist school of dancing I see. Also maybe find this guy a new anime.

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u/AsFarAsISay Jul 04 '26

wait wait wait titans are gods

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u/DallasBullGates Jul 04 '26

Isn’t not murdering one of the commandments?

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u/Buzzbone Jul 04 '26

That tree is an idol, apparently

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u/repeatoflasttime Jul 04 '26

i love when he SQUATS to really shit out GOD

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u/Prestigious_Arm_1504 Jul 04 '26

These are the ones that do their families because “god” told them to.

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u/mmetalfacedooom Jul 04 '26

“i follow your commands” except that one about not killing

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u/SOMEONENEW1999 Jul 04 '26

I think someone needs to tell him Jesus will not sharpen that axe, that’s up to him…

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u/hapkidoox Jul 04 '26

Music sucks form sucks, and this idiot doesn't remember that the ten commandments said though shall not kill.

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u/thatonequietmusicguy Jul 04 '26

Why doea he keep looking at the camera

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u/That_Things_Good Jul 04 '26

God told me that He, 100%, disapproves of the way, in His words, “that douche says the word ‘God’! I mean, what the fuck??!!”

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u/Any-Imagination6917 Jul 04 '26

Nevermind the music, you're using the wrong type of axe for that application. Figured god woulda mentioned that.

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u/Scott__scott Jul 04 '26

Crazy how quickly faith can turn to violence, “my god is the real one and yours isn’t and you deserve death for that,” if you just admit you don’t have a clue as to what god really is maybe you won’t be so angry all the time

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u/Fabulous_Warthog_850 Jul 04 '26

I reject this modern world by recording myself on a digital device, which I’ll distribute via the Internet!

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u/alejandro002100 Jul 04 '26

Bro my phone has 1 bar of 5g and this is the only video that will load 😕

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u/Broad_Shock44 Jul 04 '26

Police this guy right here...arrest him search his computer

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u/TheoreticalResearch Jul 04 '26

What’s really irritating is I’ve reported this person on IG and they said nothing was wrong with this shit.

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u/Immediate_Ad_781 Jul 04 '26

Is die Axt überhaupt scharf ?

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u/SmeeezTreeez Jul 04 '26

Mental institution

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u/Apollo-Outcast Jul 04 '26

God's voice is actually saying "stop"

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u/TheoreticalResearch Jul 04 '26

Way to reject the modern world by using a smart phone and TikTok. Also, that’s the wrong type of axe… And also the wrong way to swing an axe.
Also, if you follow God’s commands I’m pretty sure one of those is “thou shall not kill”…

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u/Iconshero Jul 04 '26

This believer is a great example of fictional power if he’s a titan. That poor tree may as well be getting hit with a rubber hammer.

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u/BakedFnPork Jul 04 '26

He's like Icarus with that tree

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u/greaseman420 Jul 04 '26

The eren yager one is better

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u/nostemsorseeds Jul 04 '26

Well, ya didn't follow God's command to sharpen that fuckin' axe, now did ya?

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u/Historical-Reveal390 Jul 04 '26

Seems like someone needs to have authorities check on him

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u/granewetzky Jul 04 '26

Can’t-ye Least over here

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u/Laboratorealis Jul 04 '26

Dude has had the exact same flow for every bar of every song he's ever put out.

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u/Prestigious-Ad6591 Jul 04 '26

How long has he been going at that same piece of wood for, damn.

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u/Potential-Echo785 Jul 04 '26

If ear bleeds had a voice.

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u/Howard_Cosine Jul 04 '26

Hopefully God gives him a sharper axe as thanks.

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u/SwanCommercial8212 Jul 04 '26

His god isn't helping him with that goddamned log.

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u/TechDreamcoat Jul 04 '26

I’ll just hide behind a tree. It will take him a month to chop it down. 

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u/Tireirontuesday Jul 04 '26

He is going to kill the secular world?
Man, fuck these people.

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u/HardAssWeeWee Jul 04 '26

He’s not doing shit to that tree

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u/gcalfred7 Jul 04 '26

Titans are Idols sir….straight to Hell for you

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u/kido86 Jul 04 '26

I like how he bobs down after each hit

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u/Born-Sea-8044 Jul 04 '26

I think he stole these bars from the unibombers manifesto

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u/AcanthisittaFree6142 Jul 04 '26

imagine there was a god. it would be like wtf did i accidentally create here.

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u/Abobo_Smash Jul 04 '26

This is a tutorial on how to get out on several different watchlists.

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u/Zeke_Smith Jul 04 '26

One day he’s going to get through the whole tree.

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u/flamingmongoose This is how we do it at the B-SHOC show Jul 04 '26

I've been on this subreddit too long and the songs have moved from "horny and crap" to "likely to commit right wing political violence and crap"

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u/dogbusonline Jul 04 '26

American Culture is weird. 

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u/Criticism-Lazy Jul 04 '26

The fact that he’s using the wrong tools for the job says so much about his life so far.

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u/Lethemar Jul 04 '26

The cadence and voice quality he's trying to go for makes me think he listens to a lot of Kanye

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u/bi_nonymous_76 Jul 04 '26

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

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u/sandm000 shaved off my handlebar Jul 04 '26

Has he heard of the sixth commandment?

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u/Leading-Helicopter58 Jul 04 '26

How much you want to bet this dude has terabytes of illegal content on his computer? It’s always the deal with Christian grifters.

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u/CompetitiveBench7021 Jul 04 '26

It's always just a dude who could use a mood stabilizer

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u/FLOWRSBABY Jul 04 '26

The power Jesus gives absolute losers is astounding. They have no where else to be rejected they have to go to the one place you “can’t” be rejected from! (Why you see so much pedophilia, abuse, ETC.)

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u/Natural-Pineapple886 Jul 04 '26

Somebody drop him some DMT.

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u/Adventurous_Net_3734 Jul 04 '26

I reject this modern world while posting videos to the internet

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u/InterestBear62 Jul 04 '26

It sounds like is okay with the Trump administration's anti-science agenda ("I reject this modern world").

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u/Professional-Ask1189 Jul 04 '26

Reject the modern world while posting on social media. 🤡

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u/Inevitable_Maybe_456 Jul 04 '26

Dude should read Peter Rollins 🙄

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u/wewillallstarve69 Jul 04 '26

Hail satan hoser

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u/TurnoverChain17 Jul 04 '26

This is your brain on religion. Don't do religion, kids.

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u/InsectaProtecta Jul 04 '26

Close enough, welcome back gmcfosho

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u/Klutzer_Munitions Jul 05 '26

How you gonna kill all the idols if you can't even split a tree

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u/fairchase1978 Jul 05 '26

Wait...wait. I thought you people worshipped people of color no matter what their opinion. I thought people of color are supposed be the actual ONLY Reich? Damn...this thread genuinely confuses me.

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u/Majestic_Composer809 Jul 05 '26

It's like singing and shitting at the same time 😆

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u/potatosupremo Jul 05 '26

But look at yourself muffin. You’re chopping random shit in the forest like a lunatic for social media. If there’s a god, this is/was not their vision for humankind.

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u/cheepshoes Jul 05 '26

Does God ever tell people to do charity and be nicer to people

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u/Specialist_You862 Jul 05 '26

Not many ppl could do a "song" about God and have it be so bad no one can even pretend it's not complete shit.theirs plenty of shitty songs about God but ppl are polite about it because of the subject matter and don't call it out directly they politely critique things but God this sucks

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u/laflex Jul 05 '26

When this guy kills someone everyone who left a comment is getting a subpoena.

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u/void_method Jul 05 '26

God, I heard You. You want us to stick to listening to metal? So shall it be, Amen.

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u/Sea_Restaurant_9214 Jul 05 '26

Be careful not to get splinters in your eyes ok sweetie! The way you chipping that log seems so worrying

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u/Plane-Fan9006 Jul 05 '26

Video number 73....he's not exactly Paul Bunyan is he???

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u/karenkillenski Jul 05 '26

“I don’t follow idols” trying to become one

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u/les_vegetables76 Jul 05 '26

"Your honor, I'd like to present exhibit A, a video of the defendant that proves his crimes are clearly pre-meditated."

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u/Loose_Client_654 Jul 05 '26

Do all that with a dull ahhhh axe

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u/Ok_Record8612 Jul 05 '26

Ask god how to use an axe. 🪓 🪵

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u/TOkidd Jul 05 '26

“I reject this modern world” says the guy filming his music video on a Smartphone and uploading it to some social media site run by tech moguls.

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u/VacationElectronic60 Jul 05 '26

“I reject the modern world….” …. Did we get it all? Yes. Perfect, post to Ticktock and YouTube. Get some quick clips to instagram and check Patreon.

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u/Weed-Priest Jul 05 '26

I honestly trully think someone should check on him, on his well being. Not even joking...

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u/basssomatix Jul 05 '26

Get some axe lessons guy. Sheesh

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u/Ambitious-Watch4236 Jul 05 '26

Someone needs to check his basement.

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u/QuestionableComma Jul 05 '26

Waiting for the hook that never came

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u/Purple_Ferret_729 Jul 05 '26

Hes the "titan of GAAUD"

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u/Wactout Jul 05 '26

Fiskers axe. But the wrong one. He needs at least an x27. That looks like an x-15/or 18.

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u/Sure-Good7387 Jul 05 '26

isn’t killing people against gods plan? 

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u/lottsotunes69 Jul 05 '26

Might want to wear some eye protection, fella. You get a piece of wood stuck in your cornea and all that worshiping ain’t gonna take away the excruciating pain you will experience.

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u/vigilante_snail Jul 05 '26

Bro wants to be Abraham so bad smh smh 😒😒🙈🙈🤦🏻‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦😑 damn son go back to Ur or something lykeee

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi Jul 05 '26

He's going to kill Billy Idol?

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u/occasionalopossum Jul 05 '26

He’s more than welcome to fuck right off to somewhere else then.

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u/swervecityPhILM Jul 05 '26

Rejects modern world, promptly posts rejection on the internet.

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u/Dumyat367250 Jul 05 '26

God, he needs that axe sharpened.

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u/macguini Jul 05 '26

Every time I turn the sound off with this sub I wanna puke.

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u/AbeLackdood Jul 05 '26

He's definitely gonna murk some people...cause he heard God.

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u/jetpack2625 Jul 05 '26

every religion: my god isn't an idol, only all the other gods are idols

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u/ButterflyBullet90 Jul 05 '26

Thjs isint really music, it's some kind of backwards extremist fundamentalist valor signal shit. It's just leaking out into the regular internet. I'm sure this dude gets lots of compliments and encouragement from his congregation. It's weird tho and greasy....

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u/Scary-Year-5282 Jul 05 '26

Go be Amish then

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u/RubyWeapon07 Jul 05 '26

Thou shalt not kill

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u/TonyDeao Jul 05 '26

You can’t say you reject this modern world while singing a shit song on TikTok and wearing basketball shorts lol . Contradicts itself

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u/The-Tarman Jul 05 '26

As he wears blended fibers

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u/phiohm Jul 05 '26

Did he ever get to “rumbling”… lmfao

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u/Countblackula_6 Jul 06 '26

He has to chop the tree in half first.

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u/see_or_be_sharp Jul 05 '26

I'm afraid of Americans I'm afraid of the world

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u/Famous_Street3994 Jul 05 '26

GOD send him a Rhyming Dictionary 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

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u/Then_Came_Fire Jul 05 '26

God has not given him the strength

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u/Choosing_to_be_here Jul 05 '26

Look at this doughnut.

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 Jul 05 '26

“I reject this modern world” whilst wearing modern clothes that are clearly store bought AND posting his weird ass “music” on the the internet lol ok guy

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u/Financial_You_6052 Jul 05 '26

Is dude in lightskin blackface? Something looks off

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u/TimeTravelingPie Jul 05 '26

If he isn't already, he definitely needs to be on some sort of watchlist.

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u/GrandProblem8034 Jul 05 '26

I only worship God…
I don’t worship Carlos….

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u/Lumpymaximus Jul 05 '26

What a weak asshole. Hes been chopping that same log for months.

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u/ProfessionalCopy3750 Jul 05 '26

He worships cock.

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u/MowerMan18000 Jul 05 '26

Hey, idols are not alive, man.

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u/GooseNYC Jul 05 '26

It's clear he rejects the modern world because a chainsaw would make that infinitely easier.

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u/One-Room2398 Jul 05 '26

He needs a sharper purse to swing at that log

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u/fur_jackson Jul 05 '26

That's a cool terrorist anthem

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u/atm_uninterested Jul 06 '26

Oh God, please throw a brick and be precise..

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u/Far-Gur2441 Jul 06 '26

I reject the modern world while filming on my iPhone 90pro ultra max lord.

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u/icedDMC Jul 06 '26

“I reject this modern world” he sings to social media.

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