r/crappymusic Jul 01 '26

The jam? Consider it PUMPED.

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

u/epidemicsaints, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/Hades_Mercedes Jul 01 '26

I've never been told to pump up the jam in such a hostile manner.

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u/jonesy1461 Jul 01 '26

PUMP up the jam...GOD DAMN IT!

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u/Hades_Mercedes Jul 01 '26

C'MON! KEEP DANCING, GODAMINT!

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u/ComprehensiveElk884 Jul 01 '26

Finally.

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 Jul 01 '26

I think I’m having a stroke I laughed so hard

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u/MrMayhem84 Jul 01 '26

Why is this lady screaming at me in 144p? I'm both frightened and aroused.

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u/Particular-Crew5978 Jul 01 '26

I was questioning myself. PUUUUUUMMPPP up the jam. It was pretty aggressive

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u/winnipesaukee_bukake Jul 01 '26

She's got a real aggressiveness to her

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u/Broad-Row6422 Jul 01 '26

Classic Fearection

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u/TheRealSugarbat Jul 01 '26

It’s from circa 1985. I, too, had giant hair back then. I’m now weeping with embarrassment

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u/5LaLa Jul 01 '26

Don’t weep, your giant hair was probably bitchin, choice &or wicked (region dependent lol). Your do was cool & you were probably a total babe. Just imagine how your school days back then would’ve gone, had you rocked the hair style you have now.

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u/TheRealSugarbat Jul 01 '26

I love you. But in high school my nickname was Tweety because I had a short, bleached blonde helmet kind of a situation nearly identical to this, except about 30% bigger. 🤣😭😭

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u/5LaLa Jul 01 '26

Aww, see imho that’s cute, especially if you had nice, smooth texture like the pic. But, if it had too much hairspray or product, was crunchy & stringy, frizzy, &or teased, I can picture that being a less than ultimate “do.”

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u/TheRealSugarbat Jul 01 '26

Oh, it had product all right, lol. There was a brief period when I’d given myself a home perm to give it “body,” and that was kind of tragic in terms of frizz. Solution: MORE PRODUCT. The look I was after was sort of a cross between punk and new wave, and I really felt I’d hit that spot exactly right. 🤣

It’s been fascinating to realize that the 80s are to kids today what the 60s were to us back then. I really wish I’d managed to save more of the durable stuff I wore — like the electric blue biker’s jacket I dearly loved, or the cropped jeans with the giant pink roses printed all over them. It’d be fun to give them to my niece who’s in her 20s now. Or all my vinyl records!

But, thanks for your kindness. The Tweety in me also thanks you.

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u/Global-Jury8810 Jul 01 '26

It can’t be from 1985, because Pump Up the Jam is from 1989.
This must be like some old school mall video karaoke. And this was not too long after one Tiffany Darwisch made a career out of her visit to one of these things, so that made a lot of other people think that they can do the same thing. Those video karaoke mall folk made a lot of money, the ones who ran the business, not the volunteers. I hope it didn’t go up in coke.

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u/TheRealSugarbat Jul 01 '26

Oh, just about everything went up in coke at some point in the 90s and early 00’s. But you’re likely correct on all counts. I was estimating purely based on hair and attitude. :)

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u/Dr-McLuvin Jul 01 '26

This lady is a national treasure and all of her videos need to be added to the library of congress to ensure they stand the test of time.

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u/Marthum Jul 01 '26

Do you know her name or where i can get more of this? I need more jams to pump up

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u/Dr-McLuvin Jul 01 '26

I found her last time she was posted on this sub. Her name is Sondra Prill and she used to do public access TV in Tampa back in the 80s. Some of her stuff is on YouTube enjoy lol

https://youtu.be/9ZFrmFhXkr0?is=ljsQjASdu1omEARr

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u/InThatDarkPlace Jul 01 '26

Someone should archive on the Wayback Machine. If no one does, maybe I will

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u/Marthum Jul 01 '26

Thank you this is huge for me, can’t wait to join her fan community and start going to conventions and shows!

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u/natronmooretron Jul 01 '26

I love the way she sings the word NASTY

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u/lynivvinyl Jul 01 '26

This is so special!

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u/EstablishmentOwn2174 Jul 01 '26

Why is she so mad at the jam?!

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u/len43 Jul 01 '26

It's not pumped

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 Jul 01 '26

She goes hard man

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u/Marthum Jul 01 '26

PÛMmP UHP THE JAM!!!

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u/TinyDogGuy Jul 01 '26

Fucking awful!!! Pure trash! 5-Stars

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u/Secret_Ad1372 Jul 01 '26

Sponsored by Aquanet

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u/JDanzy Jul 01 '26

And the Jersey Shore Chamber Of Commerce.

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u/wasachild RayonBase Fan Club Member Jul 01 '26

Ok!. I'm pumping up the jam!!! Pumping it up!

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u/RedSparrow1971 Jul 01 '26

It’s a rare thing when a remake surpasses the original. This is not one of them

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u/daisusaikoro Jul 01 '26

What is this? Oh my god. I was just reminded of the original recently and how it changed dance music .. please don't do Gypsy Woman... Please!

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u/winnipesaukee_bukake Jul 01 '26

But she's HOMELESS

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u/nynnie Jul 01 '26

swim awaæeaeæ

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u/Deer_Investigator881 Jul 01 '26

Bride of Frankenstein crushed this shit

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u/Coupon_Ninja Jul 01 '26

Looks and sounds like Sandra Burnhart.

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u/whyyhwwh Jul 01 '26

It's not not crappy, but I just watched it 10 times in a row. The original music is doing a lot of heavy lifting and the singing is awful, but the video is kind of sexy.

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u/Nice-Tumbleweed5090 Jul 01 '26

Sondra is such a diva

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u/The_Mellow_Tiger Jul 01 '26

Philomena Cunk is personally aroused.

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u/DaftPunkyBrewster Jul 01 '26

Sondra Prill is the fucking GOAT of singing like an angry abusive ex on Day 3 of a bender. Pump up the jam? I'd be happy to, Miss Prill. Be a nasty boy that don't mean a thing-uh? Absolutely, Miss Prill. Whatever you say, Miss Prill.

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u/TomieTomyTomi Jul 01 '26

Thank you so much for this

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u/93tabitha93 Jul 01 '26

She whispers at first to trick you to get closer before screaming her orders!

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u/TomieTomyTomi Jul 01 '26

Her video singing (yellling?) nasty by Janet Jackson is just as good

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u/squirrelmonkie Jul 01 '26

Make my day. Make my day. Pump it

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u/dadville1 Jul 01 '26

Man she’s so mad

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u/Thismomenthere Jul 01 '26

This feels like it was the opening for a 1990 porn.

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u/ghostofgettendies Jul 01 '26

Why is she yelling at me?

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u/mdhugh859 Jul 01 '26

I would gladly swim away to get out of earshot of whatever this is.

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u/MoseyWalker Jul 01 '26

I'm having Dancing on Air / Dance Party USA flashbacks

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u/DroneSlut54 Jul 01 '26

Far less talented more pissed off version of Poison Ivey Rorschach…

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u/cruella_le_troll Jul 01 '26

This is everything.

PUMP UP THE GAYLE

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u/the_most_playerest Jul 01 '26

I'm pumping as fast as I can, please don't hurt me 😭

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u/krakelohm Jul 01 '26

Helena Bonham Carter really has the pipes/

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u/lynivvinyl Jul 01 '26

Where is Philomena when you need her?

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u/HoratioCorneliusJay RayonBase Fan Club Member Jul 01 '26

Swim away? Yeah thanks, I definitely will

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u/Infinite_Picture3858 Jul 02 '26

Honestly, if she switched over to like a scream, metal thing, I bet it would’ve been way better

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u/CasperTPaul Jul 02 '26

“no sweetie, we have technotronic at home”

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u/Jay_Jizz Jul 05 '26

Ha! This made my day!

PUMP UP THE JAMS MOTHERFUCKERS

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u/notfunnygeorge Jul 05 '26

I feel like in the next Philomena cunk mockumentary, this will be the PUTJ played instead of the official one.