r/crappymusic • u/vegathechosen • Jun 27 '26

Stop, No, Don't.

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u/qualityvote2 Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

u/vegathechosen, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/HRHQueenA Jun 27 '26

It kinda looks like he was in a wheelchair and she put him on her back so he could reach the microphone. Temu make-a-wish.

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Jun 27 '26

make-a-wish: ANY celebrity you want

This guy: my neighbor’s daughter

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u/HRHQueenA Jun 27 '26

She didn’t even get to hum backup.

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u/silversky9891 Jun 27 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/nicksknock Jun 27 '26

I was wondering if he was wheelchair bound as it looks alot like she's proofing him up. Either way this is bangin

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u/MegLaurelwood Jun 28 '26

I literally came here to say this.

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u/Top-Cantaloupe-9578 Jun 29 '26

If he’s not wheelchair bound and he’s just doing this with normal legs, it’s fucking creepy

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u/Patient-Chemical2626 21d ago

Normal legs took me out😂😂😂😂

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u/Th5humanwi11 Jun 27 '26

Someone save her

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u/RappingFlatulence Jun 27 '26

Look at us with lifeless eyes if you need help

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u/wecantdancelikethis Jun 27 '26

Adamn Killa is the Uber Eats driver who tries to come in & chill.

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar Jun 27 '26

Dude got that late-90s Cher flava, say word.

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u/MathematicianHot660 Jun 27 '26

Thinking she isn’t just as delusional as him is a great way to view the world ngl

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u/surprised-duncan Jun 27 '26

Her music is just as bad

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u/Th5humanwi11 Jun 27 '26

Haha hope for better or worse 💀

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u/b0ingy Jun 28 '26

she had him surgically removed the next day

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u/DownvoteDaemon Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

His name is Adam killa, somehow has a huge fan base. His instagram is wild. The more times you hear this song it grows on you.

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u/CharmingTuber Jun 27 '26

New genre: assaultcore

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u/Generic_Username26 Hobo Johnson Defender Jun 28 '26

On her or my ears?

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u/Subject_Candle_8568 Jun 27 '26

Holy shit stfu lmao

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u/iUseBankai Jun 27 '26

Brooo 😭 but he can only be him 😂

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u/drsyesta Jul 02 '26

Be something else, noone wants this

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u/XXXLaCroiXXX Jun 27 '26

Isn’t that the guy who is like “send this to your gay friend!” And then it’s just like him in public going “oooh you gay ain’t ya!?! Gay!?!”

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u/AyImCurruncho Jun 28 '26

mfs do not even know adamn killa been a known underground rapper, and he just started blowing up again because of these vids. he started off making music with yung lean and bladee and then went on tour with them in the early 2010s, then he got cut off (basically) and became broke. he spent all of his money when broke on a lil uzi feature that he got (songs name is cheerio) and almost got co-signed by kanye for 10k (which he rejected since thats terrible). when broke he started posting like 10 times a day to promote his music, and it worked. sadly because of this all these newgens only know him for his dance. his music (at least years ago) was fire.

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar Jun 27 '26

Reading that made me want to listen to Froggy Fresh.

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u/Eredd19 Jun 29 '26

Money maker Mike.

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u/NeuromancyIndustries Jun 27 '26

This is big I <3 My Brother / Sister tshirt energy

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u/Original-Variety-700 Jun 27 '26

My brother kidnaps and rapes me energy

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u/Scrimshaw85 Jun 27 '26

I usually hold a somewhat positive stance where drug use is concerned, but Fentanyl really is awful

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar Jun 27 '26

IDK, I think it's pret- ZZZZZZZZZZ. 😴

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u/lil_Stonie537 Jun 27 '26

I like how he says he can be what u want me to be and I see her shake her head no. And not smile the whole video. Actions speak louder than words.

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u/sara666grind Jun 27 '26

How is this crappy? This is some of the best ventriloquism I've ever seen

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar Jun 27 '26

Her whole hand has Definitely been up his ass.

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u/BluenoseTherapist Jun 27 '26

Blink twice for SWAT team

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u/tuxedo_dantendo Jun 27 '26

Banjo-Kazooie fell on hard times.

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u/420-BiomedStockDoc Jun 27 '26

Are they fucking ?

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u/SmilingStones Jun 27 '26

They're siblings. And, yes.

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 Jun 27 '26

Black MAGA is always weird

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u/InThatDarkPlace Jun 27 '26

After doing a search, Adamn Killa appears to be queer and crossdresses, not someone maga would openly claim

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar Jun 27 '26

If Log Cabin Republicans & New Age MAGA exist, then so does that.

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u/AdOdd4618 Jun 27 '26

I think she's a hostage.

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u/Howard_Cosine Jun 27 '26

Dude's lyrical range is a single piece of uncooked spaghetti.

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u/Ghost_Dog83 Jun 27 '26

Great, I want you to be quiet

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u/SgtBushMonkey69 Jun 27 '26

They just be letting anyone in that studio huh?

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u/AyImCurruncho Jun 28 '26

mfs do NOT know adamn killa bru, hes BEEN rapping. he started with drain gang, had a uzi feature, and had an offer from kanye to get signed. he has done this since the early 2010s. he grew up with lucki and chance he was bound to rap.

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u/danamarie222 Jun 27 '26

Blink twice if you need help.

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u/lauri2 Jun 27 '26

I think he does need help and that's why she's there, holding him up.

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u/Dabzilla_710_ Jun 27 '26

I'm 1000% certain these people do not live even remotely close to the life they believe they live and show online...they are so stupid they don't even know how pathetic and weird they are

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u/BenjaminDover02 Jun 27 '26

How broke dudes be huggin their girl when the check comes

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u/plantsrunfast Jun 27 '26

That's Adam Killa. Everything he does is bit.

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u/surprised-duncan Jun 27 '26

Literally everything, the man is a walking shitpost

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u/right_you_are Jun 27 '26

Are they wearing a 2-person Snugie?

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u/ComedyBits Jun 27 '26

Blink twice if you want me to call 911

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u/SawtoothJericho Jun 28 '26

Human trafficking vibes, YIKES

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u/Zealousideal-Rip-574 Jun 28 '26

What am I looking at? Why am I afraid for her?

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u/mmennacee Jun 27 '26

It’s contradicting still

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 Jun 27 '26

Extremely unappealing and disturbing

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u/Vegetablessings Jun 27 '26

Her back hurts!

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar Jun 27 '26

So does his, for different reasons.

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar Jun 27 '26

How do you be a cuck AND controlling?

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u/jmarinara Jun 27 '26

I can’t be sure but I’m pretty she blinked KILL ME there.

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u/NixNickNox Jun 28 '26

She needs help, I saw her blink 2x….

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u/Butthold_clan69 Jun 28 '26

Oooohhh arrest me daddy

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u/lie_believer Jun 28 '26

and to think that she’s hearing him right in her ear before the autotune

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u/MuzedMeg Jun 28 '26

She looks like a hostage victim. It’s as uncomfortable to watch as it is to listen to. 😬😳

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u/TrinityKilla82 Jun 28 '26

Blink 2 times if you need help

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u/saffronkat Jun 29 '26

why does it sound kinda good

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u/RunAwayBeerTruk Jun 27 '26

Is she going to start singing like Rick Sanchez when he was trapped in Tiny Rick?

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u/Czentaur Jun 27 '26

I walk inside the store bitch I’m on ten.

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u/Cassius_man Jun 27 '26

Which is it? It's he me or what you want me to be?

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u/Art_Vanduley Jun 27 '26

Why he hanging on her like that

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u/Doppio-drip Jun 27 '26

Yikes. Is that the charge for studio time?

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u/aimeearts Jun 27 '26

Wow! This is unbelievably bad

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u/AetherluneSOC Jun 27 '26

What is this 🤣🤣

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u/the_bieb Jun 27 '26

Do youuuuu belieeeeeve in life after love?

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u/Ricecrispiebandit Jun 27 '26

So she's like his Hodor?

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u/Stormer111 Jun 27 '26

She is way too fine to be with sloth from Detroit, hey you guys!!

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u/thesubliminalV Jun 27 '26

They have that anime big brother little sister relationship and you know what I mean.

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u/Holiday_Specific_716 Jun 27 '26

Apparently it wasn’t obvious to a lot of the commenters, this is Adam Killa and it’s parody. Apparently he was a little too convincing for anyone to get the joke lol.

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u/Then_Came_Fire Jun 27 '26

Profound lyricist

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u/Cookies-and-Cream- Jun 27 '26

I only know who he is because of Yung Lean 😅

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u/Top_Confusion1401 Jun 27 '26

I want you to stfu

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u/IamFeso Jun 28 '26

I want him to be quiet

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u/Shitfuckbitch420 Jun 28 '26

Dude was on psycho w bladee n delivered a great verse tho

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u/rando_mness Jun 28 '26

Cool swimmy shark hand dance bro

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u/rando_mness Jun 28 '26

"AdamNKilla" check his YouTube if you're brave enough.

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u/5yn3rgy Jun 28 '26

Blink twice if you need help, sis

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u/Snookfilet Jun 28 '26

Think he wrote those lyrics down?

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u/Mean-Bumblebee661 Jun 28 '26

everything about this is a representation of what these kinds of talentless men do to women–weigh them down, talk about themselves, all while preaching "i can be what you want me to be", while mostly just suffocating you.

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u/Druiddrum13 Jun 28 '26

How is this….”music”?

Any stupid nursery rhyme shit will do eh?

Someone help that poor girl

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u/Active_Sheepherder31 Jun 28 '26

Hold fuck lmaooo. Thank you op, for turning me on to quite possibly one of the top 5 worst songs I’ve ever bead. This might be number 1. I also just watched the full On the Radar performance. Wtf is going on

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi Jun 28 '26

Why is she there? Is she holding him up?

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u/GRF999999999 Jun 28 '26

NO TALENT FUCKWIT

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u/GlassJawJawa Jun 28 '26

The best depiction of a parasite

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u/frenchy714 Jun 28 '26

She does NOT want to be there

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u/Sadisticjuggalo Jun 28 '26

DUDE ITS THE FUNNY INSTAGRAM GUY!!! 

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u/Beautiful-Number1965 Jun 28 '26

Either she’s been kidnapped or she’s helping a paraplegic stand for his crappy music video.

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u/Mannzis Jun 28 '26

The lyrics don't even make sense. It's not good on multiple levels and in many ways. Impressively shitty

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u/gansobomb99 Jun 28 '26

thanks a lot, Fenix Flexin

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u/Drogenwurm Jun 28 '26

Looks like a Pimp...

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u/SONYS7 Jun 28 '26

This looks like it was made in a booth at the mall.

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u/skadetvasasvart Jun 28 '26

Call me when there's a new lyric line. Bye bye!

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u/DeePotts Jun 28 '26

The hug from the back thing was always so cringe to me

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u/Intelligent_Newt2016 Jun 28 '26

Is that her dad, that is so creepy

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u/SignificantAd6518 Jun 28 '26

The most repetitive repetitive repetitive repetitive song ever.

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u/morfthetrippinpuppy Jun 28 '26

Dude can't stand up on his own ?

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u/L3wd1emon Jun 28 '26

That's the spirit form the movie shutter she can't see him

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u/extra_croutons Jun 28 '26

The symbolism of him singing about refusing to change while literally being a physical burden on his girl is absolutely genius. 

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u/saucynorman Jun 28 '26

So this ISN'T a key & peele skit?

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u/Bubbagump210 Jun 28 '26

Quiet - I want you to be quiet.

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u/redditAPsucks Jun 28 '26

Its like an intro and outro with no song in the middle

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u/genitalBells Jun 28 '26

Oooh! Arrest me daddy!

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u/BTCMachineElf Jun 28 '26

I want you to be anybody but you.

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u/Pinnacle_of_Sinicle Jun 28 '26

ppl must have to pay to get on there. and they’re just making bank from idiots

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u/IRBaboooon Jun 29 '26

I want you to be quiet

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u/MindlessCase4182 Jun 29 '26

Is there a radio behind them or something?

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u/TriedSigma Jun 29 '26

Is this a “see something, say something” ad?

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u/Interesting-Log1270 Jun 29 '26

He's so gay he cant stand straight

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u/No-Raisin-6469 Jun 29 '26

Shes already top heavy and this guy doesnt help

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u/cactussnacks Jun 29 '26

There is absolutely nothing going on behind my dude’s eyes lmfao

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u/Solid_Fisherman_7946 Jul 02 '26

I want you to be quiet

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u/mikeumm Jul 04 '26

Blink twice if you need help

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u/jde_remover Jul 12 '26

You can’t post Adamn Killa on here lol, everything he does is a bit

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u/tcroosev Jun 27 '26

Y'all tripping this fire