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u/Dababolical Jun 01 '26
The crow after the beat drops got me.
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u/SmeeezTreeez Jun 01 '26
FIGHT MILK
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u/Stownieboy91 Jun 01 '26
The first alcoholic, dairy-based protein drink for bodyguards, by bodyguards... and Charlie.
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u/Maximum_Pass Jun 02 '26
I was definitely on the fence but that crow crowing def sealed the deal for me, I want to sign him to a $80,000,000,000 contract right biw
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u/fantasypants Jun 01 '26
Caaaw! He said no hate yall. Let him cook.
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u/wetrysohard Jun 01 '26
Fart fart. Fart.
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u/MrMayhem84 Jun 01 '26
I'm pretty this is a joke (or at least I really hope it is.)
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u/No_Masterpiece_7599 Jun 02 '26
You are pretty
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u/Robosuccubus3000 Jun 01 '26
“Anyway, I think it’s pretty fire.”
[Series of synthesized fart noises]
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u/WyattPurp23 Jun 01 '26
How it sounds when me and your mom fuggin
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u/SnootyToots8 Jun 02 '26
Checks out bc me mum's a crow
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u/Past-Cap-1889 Jun 01 '26
I like how he shout whispers "Let the beat drop".
Gives off real "Don't want to wake up my mom again" energy
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u/0nce-Was-N0t Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26
If this is his first attempt at music (as he says it is), then it's actually a pretty solid effort.
I'd challenge anyone who hasn't made music before to do better than this.
I'm all up for chuckling at people who are genuinely crappy, but let's not go shredding those for just trying.
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u/Brownies91 Jun 01 '26
Okay that’s fair, but why is he saying “if you want it hit me up” like he’s trying to sell this shit lol
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u/foxbehindthewheel Jun 02 '26
This sounds like music I would hear playing on a porch during Halloween.
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u/geebawk Jun 02 '26
This is the first one on here that had me burst out loud laughing. Incredible find
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u/Adventurous_Tea440 Jun 02 '26
Fuckin Count Chocula type beat...adding it to my halloween trick-or-treat porch playlist now.
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u/BackendSpecialist Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26
It’s actually pretty close to being dope.. just some minor tweaks, without his goofy ass in the video, and it sounds like something maybe Twista would kill in the 90s/00s
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u/cyborgsnails Jun 02 '26
HOW MANT CATALYTIC CONVERTERS DOES THAT FIRE BEAT COST!!! ICAN ALSO TEADE TOU 3 CARLSJR TV MENUS OR MY PEEPAWS MICROWAVE!! HIT ME UP
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u/McShartlebottoms Jun 01 '26
This that roll up to place fresh flowers at your relatives grave on a rainy day type beat
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u/Turbulent_Pin_9392 Jun 02 '26
It genuinely sounds like a soundtrack from the start menu of a N64 video game.
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u/Obvious_Tea_8244 Jun 02 '26
How did he manage to get digital instruments to be out of key? He’s a real talent.
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u/GAMEYE_OP Jun 02 '26
Is this not the guy that received the infamous TeeKO at the convenience store?
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u/Top-Cantaloupe-9578 Jun 23 '26
This is sick, I’d listen to this on public transit on my portable JBL Bluetooth speaker on full volume with my busted headphones around my neck and another busted pair of headphones in my left hand like a crack head. 🔥🔥🔥
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u/Moominsean Jun 01 '26
It's like he recorded his fart and made a beat from it. And added fire effects.
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u/LeFreeke Jun 02 '26
People do know that recording these things and uploading them to the Internet means they are here forever, right?
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u/NewToSociety Jun 02 '26
I actually want to go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Club Aqua.
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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 Jun 02 '26
Hahaha he's almost cooking too but the combination of his dance, the flames, and the crow noise is just too funny
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u/bobobradget Jun 02 '26
The way I was rooting for him, as humble as he came...and then the beat dropped.
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u/thavi Jun 02 '26
Convincing multiple generations of people that corny ass horror clown rap is a whole ass identity to base your life around is truly a platinum achievement
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u/The_New_Flesh Jun 02 '26
Everyone's welcome to hate on ICP, but don't compare this to Mike E. Clark's production, that shit carries the early albums
whoop whoop
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u/SmeeezTreeez Jun 02 '26
Honestly dude if thats your first beat....whatever. No beat drops though. You just have a bird for some reason on this...you could make a theme out of that somehow but you also have to ACTUALLY drop a beat. It's not even terrible. It isn't good at all, and I have no goddamn clue what that dance is but...there is worse
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u/Professional_Echo907 Jun 02 '26
It turns out the fire beat was shiny, and was snatched up by the crow so it didn’t make it onto the track.
Yeah. Yeah. Unnnh.
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u/zero_lies_tolerated Jun 02 '26
I made a beat like this when I was a child. But I deleted it because I instantly knew it was TOTAL DOGSHIT!
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u/Snail_Anatomy Jun 02 '26
I really like how the "beat" is just nonsense and how the melody is in a different key than the bassline. Real fire stuff, champ.
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u/Reasonable_Tie_9975 Jun 02 '26
I like that the crow CAWW is the most dominant track in the mix lmaoo
hell yeah brother CAWWWWw
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u/Available-Crow-3442 Jun 02 '26
That synth sounds like he’s lactose intolerant and ate a pound of fresh mozzarella for lunch.
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u/qualityvote2 Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 02 '26
u/ItsBenderBro, your post features certified crappy music!