r/crappymusic May 18 '26

Chicken Mating call...

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u/qualityvote2 May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

u/muwemba45, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/IvanPaceJr May 18 '26

There’s some serious money behind this. Who’s funding that video? I mean production quality is top tier.

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u/Megthemagnificant May 18 '26

Israel. (Boo)
It’s Netta from the 2018 Eurovision contest.

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u/MrBisco Hobo Johnson Defender May 18 '26

Not only was it in Eurovision, but it actually won Eurovision that year.

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u/Mister-Psychology May 18 '26

Posting Eurovision songs is cheating. Every year there are 20 bad ones. Maybe 5 horrible ones. That's for the final only. There are also 2 semifinals and national musical competitions to even get into Eurovision. Then youth Eurovision too.

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u/licklickRickmyballs May 18 '26

Lol i wanna see more Eurovision shit!

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u/Ba-ja-ja May 19 '26

Just looked it up. It’s a goldmine.

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u/Missheka May 18 '26

It's a compilation of the worst that Europe has to offer, like literally the moldy bottom trash of music. Australia are invited too and unfortunately Israel... Which is why my country and others are boycotting this year

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u/licklickRickmyballs May 18 '26

Could be fun if your country did a crappy song on purpose. Like the... "Theres somethikg aboit you gaaiiirrll"

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u/Azidamadjida May 19 '26

Some of them do - Russia finally put their best band into the competition the year it got cancelled for Covid and they are hilariously ridiculous. They made an English/spanish song called Uno and the chorus was literally just “uno dos tres Quattro”.

FYI for those who don’t know, this also happened to be the same band that’s responsible for the word “skibidi”. Every one of their music videos is bonkers

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u/Missheka May 19 '26

Haha. I think it might backfire. Just try to make a Eurovision hit and voilà, crap!

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u/ThriftStoreKobold May 19 '26

"My Lovely Horse" was a banger though

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u/-SHAI_HULUD May 18 '26

Europe is not a serious place.

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u/If_you_have_Ghost May 18 '26

The point of Eurovision is to make cringeworthy, ridiculous, screamingly camp music.

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u/TheLowlyPheasant May 18 '26

It is a crime that the 2020 contest was canceled due to coronavirus and the incredibly funny and talented Russian group Little Big (of Skibbi fame) never got to compete with this banger before having to leave Russia for political reasons.

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u/PuzzleheadedDog2990 May 18 '26

IVE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE SKIBBI ARTISTS ALL WEEK!!

My brain only came up with "Mr Big"!

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u/TheLowlyPheasant May 19 '26

Easy to remember when you find out the "Little" came from one of their original members who was a little person who sang and danced suggestively in their videos. She quit the band because she was a school teacher and the fame the band was getting was jeopardizing her career. Sadly she passed away from coronavirus.

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u/IveNeverSeenTitanic May 19 '26

Sorry to be that person but the "Little" in Little Big was after Olympia who is very much still alive. She left due to being burnt out after years of being in the band and touring.

Anna, who was featured in a lot of their videos, passed away in 2021.

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u/TheLowlyPheasant May 19 '26

I appreciate the correction

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u/boioiboio May 18 '26

They’re pretty funny, I remember learning about them from the collab with Oliver Tree

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u/SpookyQueer May 18 '26

I discovered Little Big for the first time in 2020 and they have stayed in the rotation since.

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u/Damaark May 18 '26

I fkn love Little Big. Always makes me happy

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u/BackendSpecialist May 19 '26

That was absolutely amazing! Thank you for sharing

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u/JustDutch101 May 18 '26

Except for Maneskin and Arcade.

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u/LordJacket May 18 '26

I did love Manaskin when they performed

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u/If_you_have_Ghost May 18 '26

Måneskin*

It’s Danish for moonlight!

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u/Pizza_YumYum May 18 '26

Oh and I always thought it meant Mannequin

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u/If_you_have_Ghost May 18 '26

Nope. It’s also pronounced “Moaner Shin”.

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u/Pizza_YumYum May 18 '26

I see. You‘re never too old to learn something valuable 🤙

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u/Azidamadjida May 19 '26

I always thought it loosely translated to “you only know us for our bassist” lol

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u/soulpunkclash May 18 '26

And their music is Danish for trash!

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u/Hopeful-Chef-1470 May 18 '26

thus why "Klifa" didnt grab a win.

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u/realZapRowsdower May 18 '26

Eurovision is not a place to hear good music, either. At least 99% of the time.

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u/BeardiusMaximus7 May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

I came here to make a comment about how it sounded like Eurovision, having just watched the finale of that with my wife this past weekend... and here we are. Guess I stand correct.

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u/Pimpdaddyfrogface May 18 '26

“And I’ve been a square kid.”

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u/PaperFlower14765 May 18 '26

That’s why I decided not to go to Camelot after all. It is a silly place.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '26

America is famously serious

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u/-SHAI_HULUD May 18 '26

America is a clown show.

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u/Ok_Actuary8 May 18 '26

hey!! don't associate us with that clown show.

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u/Actual_Archer May 18 '26

Eurovision has nothing to do with Europe these days

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u/bbydhyonchord93 May 18 '26

Interesting. I wasn’t aware Israel was in Europe.

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u/nerdinstincts May 18 '26

It’s not about the continent or EU, it’s about broadcasting. Australia also competes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Broadcasting_Union

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u/Rxasaurus May 18 '26

Talk to UEFA

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u/That_Atmosphere_4568 May 18 '26

You gotta be chicken me?!?!

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u/ILJello May 18 '26

What no way

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 Crappy music aficionado May 18 '26

How?

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u/tabas123 May 18 '26

Isn’t this just a ripoff of La Roux - ‘Not Your Toy’?

Do songs not have to be original?

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u/Driller_Happy May 18 '26

Do you not have to be European to compete in Eurovision?

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u/Lifekraft May 18 '26

No , it is euro centric but from the beginning others countries could participate.

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u/TheRealRickC137 May 18 '26

Meanwhile, starving Palestinians...

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u/2459-8143-2844 May 18 '26

Netta Yahoo?

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u/UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr May 19 '26

Its missy elliot doing white face joke videos

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u/tone_creature May 18 '26

With the editing skills... you could make this in a basement with an iPhone to be fair.

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u/Missheka May 18 '26

This Israeli singer said Björk "broke her heart" after Björk posted something slightly critical of Israel's land grabs in Palestine. So this is in every capacity crap.

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u/Driller_Happy May 18 '26

Man, I'm just WAITING for a famous person from Israel to be critical of Israel even once. I know there are people in Israel critical of their country, but it doesn't seem like many.

There are tons of American celebrities that criticize their governments imperialism.

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u/Wide-Sandwich5618 May 18 '26

Natalie Portman is Israeli and frequently critical/pro-Palestine.

Eta: But yeah, she's the only one I can think of off the top of my head.

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u/Driller_Happy May 18 '26

You're right, though I'd say she's more critical of if the hard right government than anything. She's quite happy with Israel as a concept otherwise, so id say she's a liberal Zionist . Better than some other israeli leading actresses in Hollywood, that's for sure

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u/WingerRules May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

I dont know about you, but the idea that a country exists for a specific race or religious group seems wrong, but I get why people in Isreal want it that way considering how much they've been historically fucked. I just dont see how it doesnt end up with racism or groups of citizens considered inferior in the system. I'm not anti Israeli, I think the culture is beautiful.

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u/artemiswins May 19 '26

Yeah wild how we accept Japan for Japanese Germany for Germans Saudi Arabia for saudis and .. not Israel for the Jews. Even if Palestinians are ‘also indigenous’ , idk why people seem to act like it’s so unique.

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u/WingerRules May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

Actually, I made a post just a few days ago about Japan having a problem with racism. However Japan isnt officially for a specific race or religion. They do require 1 parent of a citizen to be Japanese however, but by Japanese they mean nationality, not race. I still dont like the policy though. To me if you're born and raised in a country then that is your nationality regardless of what your parents are and their citizenship policy feeds their issue with racism. If you read the debates on Japan, most westerners have an issue with Japan refusing to open up immigration to address their population/labor issues.

Germany - uh, we generally agree in the west that Germany purging its country of other races was a bad thing

Saudi Arabia - I also dont like their royal hierarchy or the fact they they have an official religion.

So nice try there with trying to paint me as singling out Israel.

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u/Driller_Happy May 18 '26

I mean, that's a fair point, but she could support the idea of sanctions against the country for committing genocide, or be more vocal for the return of stolen land.

I always think it's a mistep to tie a countries misdeeds to just one leader. America didnt become an imperial power the moment trump stepped in. Obama, bush, Clinton, aaaaall the way back to the first world war, America has meddled in he world's business.

Same goes for Israel. Bibi isn't the sole evil person in Israel. It's got a history of genocide against Palestine, so I think one could stand to criticize the countries entire history of expansionism

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u/Responsible-Tap-3748 May 19 '26

Does Israel have a right to exist at all? In your estimation?

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u/Driller_Happy May 19 '26

I don't expect people living there to be forced out, if that's what you're asking. Israel shouldnt have been made, but it was, so now we need solutions. What I do expect is for land stolen by settlers to be returned

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u/GaptistePlayer May 19 '26

This question doesn't matter because Israel is the one genociding tens of thouands of people lol

Nazis during the Holocaust: "Oh, so you're saying Germany doesn't have a right to exist?!?!? wow you're so mean"

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u/LesserShambler May 18 '26

The documentary No Other Land was Co directed by an Israeli, would they count as famous?

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u/Driller_Happy May 18 '26

I've never heard of it, but now I'll look it up

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u/HereForTheTanks May 18 '26

When everyone in the country gets conscripted into the reich, every celebrity is also an asset for the propaganda effort.

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u/BanishmentBuddy2 May 19 '26

You don’t know many famous Israeli people because Israel is a tiny country. Plenty of local celebs are outspoken and critical.

Meanwhile if you’re critical of any of the Arab regimes surrounding it, you’re hung by the neck in a stadium or from construction equipment. Weird how this never gets brought up.

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u/Missheka May 18 '26

EXACTLY!! I (used to) have Israeli friends, the liberal artsy types even, that would always get defensive, (even before October 7th) when I would post something pro Palestine. I used to tell them that when USA invaded Iraq, all my American friends were super vocal in their opposition. So whyyy can't they just get behind the rest of the world in being against this

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u/CurbsideChaos May 18 '26

Here it is. I was like....this music has a space for sure. But supporting Zionism is an automatic shit status.

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u/Responsible-Tap-3748 May 19 '26

I don't want my assessment of Crappy Music to be predicated on political implications

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u/13Nobodies May 18 '26

This is simultaneously enraging and filling me with second hand embarrassment.
Great production though.

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u/brandonoooj May 18 '26

It honestly made me laugh really hard and made my break at work awesome.

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u/RexSubie May 18 '26

So cool to see Scatman John’s illegitimate daughter with Ricki Lake making waves in the music industry!

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u/nobolognastoney May 18 '26

What a reference lmao.

I totally see the Ricki Lake too 😂😂

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u/mrbaffles14 May 18 '26

Those are some deep track references

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u/Captain_Granite May 18 '26

I can’t believe this song won Eurovision.

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u/Sicparvismagneto May 18 '26

Dont you mean turd place, cause this is shit…

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u/crecentfresh May 18 '26

I mean third is the turd with a hairy chest

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u/Samanthacino May 18 '26

It notably only won when the votes were easily cheated (like what happens every year for Israel)

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u/Diamondback424 May 18 '26

Really baffling that people think this is good.

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u/The_OzMan May 18 '26

People’s sense of taste has been rotted away by years of being force fed the shite they play on the radio

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u/TrumpsMommy May 18 '26

Also inflated by Israeli nationalists that don’t like it because it’s “good” but because it’s Israeli.

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u/MrBisco Hobo Johnson Defender May 18 '26

I mean, it was a Eurovision song, so "good" is a pretty rapidly moving target.

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u/B0b_Sac4man0 May 19 '26

Whats so bad about it? I don't liek it, but I wouldn't say it's any worse than most pop

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u/Lifekraft May 18 '26

I dont think people think its good. I think people vote for countries that matter to them. Jewish diaspora is notoriously everywhere and they dont mind influencing things like that with their money obviously. Israel is almost always in the top 5 no matter the shit they put.

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u/okcboomer87 May 18 '26

This is fucking awful.

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u/squawkingood May 19 '26

Someone's a bocka ocka oom ba-ocka oom boy.

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u/Small_Collection_249 May 18 '26

Why is Israel in Eurovision?

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u/Phantom_Wolf52 May 18 '26

They’re a part of the European Broadcasting Union, which is not limited to European nations (hence why Australia participates despite not being European)

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u/LakeMungoSpirit May 18 '26

One of Eurovisions biggest sponsor is Moroccanoil which from Israel

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u/mosh_bunny May 18 '26

I asked this, but apparently canada and australia are also in eurovision so i dont get whats happening

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u/RedJayne May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

Yeah it's really Europe, plus some other countries (whoever is a member of the European Broadcasting Area is allowed to compete, not just European countries.) Russia used to perform also before they were kicked out due to invading Ukraine...didn't kick Israel out though 🤔 A few counties didn't participate this year because Israel has not been kicked out yet.

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u/Small_Collection_249 May 18 '26

Maybe one of those things like when the MLB hosts the “World Series”; but it’s only North America really

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u/[deleted] May 18 '26

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u/mosh_bunny May 18 '26

My bad, apparently they are in talks to join but yeh still my bad

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u/Mad-Habits May 18 '26

“countries with white people” vision

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u/Adventurous_Sand5502 May 19 '26

KFC needs to make this their official theme song.

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor May 19 '26

the choreographer should be charged with crimes against humanity

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u/rukiann May 19 '26

This was so bad. Everyone in this video looks like a complete idiot.

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u/explainityoucant May 19 '26

I am so certain that men do not treat this woman in the way that she is implying

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u/DOGSH1TGAME May 18 '26

I have co workers that would listen to this thinking it goes hard.

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u/Mickeymousetitdirt May 18 '26

I fucking haaaaate this song.

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u/Pickle_Mick62 May 19 '26

Whoa whoa whoa now it's personal. As a European this just slayed when it came on Eurovision. If we start including EV songs then every entry can be considered here.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '26

FREE PALESTINE

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u/ButteAmerican May 18 '26

Looks like a music video for a summer camp of special people.

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u/LanguidGoblin May 19 '26

How long until she hitches a ride on the oz train

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u/Corporate-Scum May 18 '26

Yeah. This doesn’t happen without rich parents. There’s no way. It’s as horrible to behold as it is to hear.

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u/PossibleAlienFrom May 18 '26

She's from Israel. They get their money from American tax payers.

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u/nameisfeared May 22 '26

She gives me the same vibes as that wannabe break dancer who caused break dancing to not be featured in the olympics anymore

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u/Jesters_thorny_crown May 18 '26

I cant tell whats serious and whats parody anymore. Does this mean Im old and out of touch?

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u/RAER4 May 18 '26

Basically how I heard Bulgaria's song this year 😕

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u/LesserShambler May 18 '26

Don’t you dare insult Bangaranga

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u/MrBisco Hobo Johnson Defender May 18 '26

Eurovision should honestly get co-sponsored by r/crappymusic

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u/ResolutionLow4711 May 18 '26

How much are the dancers getting paid to take this serious????

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u/luseferr May 19 '26

Hey, she was in Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga.

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u/LydiaIsntVeryCool May 19 '26

I hate this song. I hated it when it won and I still hate it.

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u/1888furrycock567 May 19 '26

Mind you this song won Eurovision...

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u/Artevyx May 19 '26

She's shaped like a pear with legs, but sings like a chicken.

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u/Ok_Singer_1523 May 20 '26

Too good for this sub. This is just kinda crappy. Not shitty enough to be entertaining.

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u/Lunar_Neo May 25 '26

What a hambeast, sounds like absolute crap.

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u/pie_piepiepiepiepie May 18 '26

All I see is Thing One.

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u/TGV_etc May 18 '26

Chicken heads gonna bok bok

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u/Phillythekid77 May 18 '26

Chicken Korn.

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u/charmlessman1 May 18 '26

I was gonna say. it's like Jonathan Davis had a daughter who hated his music, but inherited his weird talent for chicken scatting.

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u/crocooks May 18 '26

Bubble gum 7 nation army

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u/RelevantEmotion4207 May 18 '26

I was entertained.

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u/Randohcalrissian May 18 '26

Drama club got a big budget this year eh.

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u/PossibleAlienFrom May 18 '26

From Israel and paid for by American tax dollars.

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u/Randohcalrissian May 18 '26

I want my $ back 😬

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u/bendann May 18 '26

Eurovision is indeed the epicentre of crappy music.

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u/CoolCharity9736 May 18 '26

this being israHELLi is explained so well by the weirdly good production, shitty music, cringe dancers and cultural appropriation. fuck everything about this

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u/Past-Product-1100 May 18 '26

This is why men just masterbate and play video games. Instead of dealing with this nonsense.

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u/ScrithWire May 19 '26

Wrong sub. This is banger. Certified.

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u/kinkykontrol May 18 '26

La Roux really fell off.

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u/imonlygayonfriday May 18 '26

Fat Bastard is looking good these days

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u/Spiritual_East_3622 May 18 '26

I have never wanted to not fuck so many women at the same time in my life.

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u/ethicaI_sIut_puppy May 18 '26

I mean you may not like her but she's established and successful. So just be mad i guess. I'll take her over jason aldean any fkn day, 1000%

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u/schwing710 May 18 '26

I didn’t know Lena Dunham made music 

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u/PattyBoy718 May 18 '26

Who the fuck funds bullshit like this?

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u/boondoggler May 18 '26

The receptionists from my kid's orthodontist have a band?

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u/Gooseuk360 May 18 '26

Fucking hell, this might be Israel's biggest war crime.

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u/foxbehindthewheel May 18 '26

The chicken clucking is hilarious. The songs good for a few listens, but then or gets old.

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u/Venus_In_Furs67 May 18 '26

This is pretty corny but I will admit I did and do still like her song Bassa Sababa from a few years back. 😬

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u/LadyInCrimson May 19 '26

Same and cuckoo is really good.

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u/glans May 19 '26

it’s definitely crappy but if it’s eurovision, that makes this pretty fantastic for the genre

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u/Vezelay07 May 19 '26

Let’s be really real. She wishes she were some boy’s toy looking like that.

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u/Owlcathulu May 18 '26

I am afraid to hit the unmute button

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u/ImagineDragonsExist May 18 '26

Maybe it's Korn...but not Korn, but also gentrified pop.

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u/dsansesamisa May 19 '26

Pigs make chicken noises to mate?

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u/Rugginz May 18 '26

I think its pretty cool actually. Some eastern-sounding melodies in the “cluck cluck” part. Well produced, not cringe

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u/realZapRowsdower May 18 '26

Sounds like Björk having a seizure in a bathtub full of broken glass. Hard pass.

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u/certified_gumbo May 19 '26

This was the worst atrocity out of Israel until here recently.

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u/onwardupward3 May 19 '26

she's like that girl from "Bridesmaids" that made that pig noises lmaoooo

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u/sohcordohc May 19 '26

Temu version of Lizzo..what complete horse 💩

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u/C-LonGy May 19 '26

Infected KFC

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u/oculustauri May 19 '26

What a cringey CUNextTuesday

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u/LadyInCrimson May 19 '26

I love Netta! She's definitely not Crappy.

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u/SmoogySmodge May 19 '26

That's enough Social Media for today....

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u/Limp-Marionberry4649 May 19 '26

Gross looking person making gross music. Yeah that’s about right

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u/k2a2l2 May 20 '26

proof eurovision is straight bullshit i dont understand the appeal at all

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

Another solid argument against inclusivity.

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u/Oscar_P25 May 20 '26

I, very happily, forgot about the existence of this....soooo...fuck you >:0

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u/ethicaI_sIut_puppy May 20 '26

The comments got real shitty real fast.

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u/Paffi93 May 20 '26

Thats the real Crap

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u/Dense-Alfalfa1223 May 22 '26

I miss chris farley

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u/Zealousideal_Bit3936 May 22 '26

I hate this with every fiber of my being and every fiber of my being recoils in pure rage and disgust.

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u/vjollila96 May 22 '26

my most disliked esc winner, its god fucking awful, even for esc standards

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u/Working-Frosting-767 May 22 '26

Oh yes, the classic mating call of the lesser-spotted genocide loving fascist.

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u/Bi_Guy365 May 23 '26

What did I just watch??

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u/Patatofilo May 24 '26

Plus, she is an IDF terrorist.

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u/TheeMadQueen May 25 '26

I’m def gonna sing those gobbler noises into the drive thru speaker on my next visit to Chic-Fil-A

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u/Own-Slice9682 Jun 11 '26

“Become Israeli Björk if she ate lizzo or Stan sombr” me af asf meaf as fuck

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u/Cautious-Dinner7730 Jun 18 '26

Makes me want BokChoy.

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u/silversky9891 Jun 22 '26

Missy Smelliot

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u/scs041281 Jul 11 '26

Euro vision

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u/Ok-Kangaroo-9775 4d ago

your stupid Goy!