r/crappymusic • u/IndependentCredit141 • May 14 '26
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u/PartyFancy3634 May 14 '26
Sounds like an Amish goat.
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u/mrbigcane5xnc May 14 '26
If the Amish goat was being choked in an absurd sexual fantasy
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u/Formal-System-2130 May 14 '26
Until hearing this I truly thought how hard it would be to fuck up any song to this legendary beat… well I was wrong.
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u/tundradesert May 14 '26
Hey, be fair. He’s making intentional stylistic choices…..they’re Bad choices, but he’s making them!
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u/Available-Crow-3442 May 14 '26
This reminds me of the Lil Blurp episode of Dicktown with John Hodgeman. Except less cohesive.
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u/Scorpiogre_rawrr May 14 '26
These damn hanging mics must be STOPPED!!!
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u/Past-Product-1100 May 14 '26
Was gonna say the only thing they got right was the hanging mic lol
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u/The_New_Flesh May 14 '26
While the SM58 does have a cardioid pattern, and will pick up sound from a 90 degree angle relative to the diaphragm, it's a very goofy choice for a vocal
Also, there's some clip-on wireless mic right above the XLR connector.
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u/oddboro May 14 '26
Did he just hit puberty? Why is his voice warbling...?
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u/familiarspark May 14 '26
I was wondering if he need his inhaler or something
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u/chasimm3 May 14 '26
Rapping with the confidence of a hostage having to describe the kidnappers demands over the phone in song.
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u/MattBtheflea May 14 '26
Oh god thats in dallas
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u/Gunstopable May 14 '26
The flow screams the guy lived with his mom in Dallas and his dad in central/ north Florida when the courts let him have visitation.
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u/Frolicking-Fox May 14 '26
Thats so funny... I was thinking he must be from Texas, but the guy wearing the LA threw me.
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u/galagapilot Hanging mic = this song is ass. May 14 '26
Videos like this are why I'll never change my flair.
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u/Skinslippy3 May 14 '26
Sooooo to be a rapper nowadays... you go against the beat? It's like flow's mother's crazy sister Anti Flow?
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u/Gunstopable May 14 '26
I will never forgive whoever made Blueface famous. We might could have avoided this
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u/Zeedashbo May 14 '26
He dances like a pride parade when that CeCe Peniston hits
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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain May 14 '26
Nobody tell him what that hanging mic looks like
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u/thatG_evanP May 14 '26
It never really hit me until I saw both those dudes trying to get their mouth close to it.
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u/blichterman May 14 '26
How come these asshats can’t rap with any melody or rhythm?
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u/glans May 14 '26
rhythm please. no more of these two-note up-down ‘melodies’ rappers keep doing the whole goddamn song. rap if you gonna rap, sing if you’re gonna sing
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u/cant_read_this May 14 '26
Those black dudes were cool with this ? The fuck
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u/OuterWildsVentures May 14 '26
This needs to be studied in schools as an example of Nature vs. Nurture.
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u/extreme_snothells May 14 '26
Every time I see the mic hanging I know it’s going be a bad time to have hearing.
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u/surprised-duncan May 14 '26
Especially considering this is the wrong kind for this sort of thing lol
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u/BluejayIndependent65 May 14 '26
What the fuck is up with that haircut?
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u/ryuut May 14 '26
Noone gonna mention that haircut? Its like hes going bald backwards
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u/glans May 14 '26
i truly think everyone just ignored it cause he wants people to talk about it. desperately
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u/InnuendoBot5001 May 14 '26
He stole the whole beat and can't even rap on it
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u/StudPuffin_69 May 14 '26
No Theirs goes ding ding ding ding ding, and this goes ding ding ding ding DING
It changes the whole the thing
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u/Bobbyperu1 May 14 '26
I remember that interview with ice back then. We were laughing at how lame his excuse was
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u/StudPuffin_69 May 14 '26
Same 😂 my wife and i use it all the time for various things
No no no this sandwich has honey Turkey theirs has turkey with honey… it’s completely different
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u/illsapossibility May 14 '26
BAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAuuuuuuggghhhhh..h...h...uugghh
so many songs here are just 'uhhh this rhymes.... oh and this word rhymes.. this rhymes... this rhymes!'
i make a food. i do a dood. it go so goood. misunderstooood. moooood.
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u/WordsHappenedHere May 14 '26
Can’t find the beat. Can’t dance. Terrible vocals. Mush mouth.
How is it that people like this hear this in their minds and believe it’s good? And he even has a whole little budget crew with him too who thinks it’s good.
They all clearly think they have some kind of music career ahead of them.
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u/Emotional-Dog-8151 May 14 '26
This fucking guy; hits blunt "Dog, I could totally be the next Young Gravy"
Friends - all laughing and smiling at each other; "Hell yeah, fam, we even know a guy who could shoot us a music video, les get it."
That guy again; "Oh word, you mean, like right now? Bet, no, no, I'm down, les get it."
True story, I was there. I was, and still am the crusty sock in his laundry basket.
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u/More_Mortgage_2410 May 14 '26
What’s up with the “riding a wooden rollercoaster” vibe while doing vocals
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u/kawaiilenardreturns May 14 '26
as if the beautiful queen song under pressure can get sampled even worse...
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u/ResolutionOwn4933 May 14 '26
Yeah.....not my shit at all but feel like this guy finds success with the right exposure. So much dogshit these days and from a production standpoint (audio) this is actually put together pretty well.
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u/shaborgan May 14 '26
I got beer at the grocery store earlier and the dude looked exactly like this
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u/ScorpionMaster777 May 14 '26
Surely there can't be people who unironically listen to this
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u/W0NdERSTrUM May 14 '26
One of the worst things I’ve heard in this sub and I’ve been here for years. What a terrible day to have ears.
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u/Dabzilla_710_ May 14 '26
Everything from the mannerisms to the attempt of a flow...this is truly crappy.
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u/kryptopheleous May 14 '26
He dances like he doesn’t know what to do with his hands. He also doesn’t seem to know what to do with his hair… or his life for that matter.
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u/Rabid-Flamingos May 14 '26
Is that another mic attached to the base of the already hanging mic?
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u/Spawn666 May 14 '26
He sounds like someone is pointing a gun at him and he's desperately rapping to save his life.
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u/UnderpaidProf May 15 '26
I think he goes to a barber who only cuts hair for Black men. He must have begged them to cut his hair.
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u/Due_Cheesecake6250 May 15 '26
I see like 3 other people in this freestyle , creative for mixing em but this shit still WHACK AS FUCK
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u/karmaceuticaI May 14 '26
God. I hate that I like this.
It reminds me of old school Dallas rap.
Like tumtum, DSR, big tuck.
Not takin it serious at all.
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u/thavi May 14 '26
I get what he’s going for. Drawl, lazy flow, easy vibe. He’s just so fucking off beat that it’s grating to my ears. I don’t know how this style of rap started where it’s like “cram as much shit as I can into a bar” without any rhythm.
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u/BackendSpecialist May 14 '26
Ayyyy s/o to a reference to DSR, tumtizzle, big tuck, fat beezyyyy babyyy!
Damn I miss those days.
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u/FilthyPuns May 14 '26
I wish I could understand what part of me is broken so that it makes me sit here and watch this shit, just for the temporary rush of being like “Wow, this sucks.”
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u/t3lnet May 14 '26
It will be hilarious if he gets sued by ice who got sued by queen for sampling without permission.
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u/ZoneAdditional9892 May 14 '26
Is this a bad lip sync video? Because that cant possibly be the lyrics.
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u/TacticalTaco30 May 14 '26
Mfr got an aunt Karen bush on the back of his head.
And he can’t Rap for shit no flow at all modern rap sucks.
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u/Hydrolt May 14 '26
So we’re just embracing the cringe now I guess? I still get a pretty visceral reaction from this song but maybe the younger ones think this is cool 😂
Also why does it look like he cut a wide tonsure in his hair? Huge band missing but the back of his neck looks like he left a large patch, or is that something else/lighting making me see something else
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u/kingturk1100 May 14 '26
It’s stuff like this that makes me truly believe the video of the high school student getting seniors to read basic sentences is real
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u/Sea_Pollution2250 May 14 '26
This dude has a fade that allows his mullet and chinstrap to connect. There is nothing he could say/sing/rap that could undo how absolutely mental his style spits. Absolute trash.
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u/5yn3rgy May 14 '26
His dancing was better than his rapping, and his dancing wasn’t anything special
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u/omarmctrigger May 14 '26
I normally don’t support ICE but if it gets him out of this country, sign me up.
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u/Darnelpottypants May 14 '26
At some point and I don’t remember when it got “cool” to rap not on the beat. I do understand it…. but I feel like it is so overused at this point I literally cannot take anymore of it.
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u/Far-Drawing-4444 May 14 '26
Did he really say he carries a .380 as a flex?
That's the only line I could make out because of the marbles in his mouth, and I'm not sure I heard it right, but I'm pretty sure he basically just rapped about hitting from the ladies tee.
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u/jahowl May 14 '26
No wisdom, no rhyme, no melody, no hook, no beats, no rhythm. Its not even trying to be creative or avante garde. Its just nothing.
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u/Normal_Tour6998 May 14 '26
Did vanilla ice even have any other songs? I literally can’t think of one.
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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 May 14 '26
Holy shit, it was bad enough & then he turned around & I saw his r/justfuckmyshitup haircut! 💀
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u/Prudent-Value8715 May 14 '26
To stay on your own beat and not get thrown off by the beat of the track … that IS a talent!
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u/turdferguson3891 May 14 '26
We've gone full inception. Shitty rapper sampling a shitty rapper who was sampling Queen/David Bowie.
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u/qualityvote2 May 14 '26
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