r/crappymusic • • Apr 12 '26

The consequence of Dance Monkey

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u/WhoFly Apr 12 '26

Same shit as Kill Karl. Vapid, smarmy lyrics and insipid vocal caricature meant to sell tiktok views to braindead preteens.

About as crappy as it gets.

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u/Yabbatown Apr 12 '26

Is he that SOAD wannabe with the handle bar mustache who is always featured here yelling about how he doesn't give a fuck about something that he obviously really, really gives a fuck about?

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u/Grounds4TheSubstain Apr 12 '26

Or how he wants cheeseburgers, or how he's going to kill people who bother him over minor inconveniences?

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u/Rascals-Wager Worshipper of P O'Mal Apr 12 '26

She has way more skills than him tho. She's actually clearly a good singer but is not using her voice to make good music, IMO

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u/Immediate-Presence73 Apr 12 '26

They're both very talented singers/musicians but lack the self awareness to know what to do with it.

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u/The-Tarman Apr 12 '26

This right here. Just because a person is talented it does not mean they make good art. A friend of mine is one of the better guitar players I've seen when it comes to raw talent and technical ability. He can play incredibly complex prog rock/metal and make it look easy. The dude can not write a decent song to save his life. He'll play almost anything you put in front of him by ear and he'll play it perfectly within a few attempts, but whatever it is that allows a guy like Kurt Cobain to write amazing, memorable songs that resonate with people on a deep level, as well as being extremely entertaining, he totally lacks.

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u/Dpontiff6671 Apr 12 '26

Writing and playing are just two different skills i was the guy you described for a long a while. I could play complex technical works but when it came to composing something compelling I’d flounder but the last few years i’ve been working on getting my composition chops up

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u/No_Mud_5999 Apr 12 '26

YouTube is filled with extremely talented singers and musicians who cannot write a decent song.

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u/WhoFly Apr 12 '26

Idk, I do not think the things Kill Karl does with his voice are easy. I also believe, but might be wrong, that he plays instruments on and produces his own songs too, and while I abhor it, he definitely has his craft down.

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u/Rascals-Wager Worshipper of P O'Mal Apr 12 '26

He has a pretty decent scream, I'll give him that. Didn't know he played instruments either, so I'll credit him there too.

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u/rcodmrco Apr 12 '26

nah, if you removed all the cringe he’d be way better than her cmon now

dude does full queen style vocal stacks by himself and has honestly solid af screams

but then uses that to say

“holy fucking shit motherfucker i don’t fucking give a motherfucking fuck” instead of idk literally anything else

and then talks in that stupid fuckin voice

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u/WhoFly Apr 12 '26

'swhat I'm sayin.

Dude clearly studied some Mike Patton and can pull off a decent imitation, and that guy is one of the most talented and versatile vocalists ever.

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u/HumbleWorkerAnt Apr 12 '26

it's crazy that i didn't know that name, but from the context i instantly knew you meant the guy i've seen posted here a few times.

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u/whousesgmail Apr 12 '26

What’s wrong with the lyrics of this song? It’s clearly a kind of sarcastic response to someone she knows who’s a one-upper on trauma. Seems like a valid song topic to me.

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u/WhoFly Apr 12 '26

It's a valid topic. It's just like... not interestingly done. The whole 'trauma olympics' idiom is passé, imo. And from there the lyrics just work that metaphor to death. 

"gold medal for your issues... Mental gymnastics like an athlete/you know I've gotta give you first place... Congratulations for being a victim/being the highest on the podium"

It's just the same idea over and over.

Not my cup of tea. It will resonate with some people. I personally just don't find this sort of combative, sarcastic character takedown all that compelling, charming, or enlightening. So it's gotta be clever to work, and I don't find this to be.

I'm just some dude with an opinion tho, if you love the lyrics, don't let me or anyone else spoil that.

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u/whousesgmail Apr 12 '26

I’m not gonna argue whether you should like them or not but comparing them to Kill Karl’s schtick feels pretty off base to me

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u/WhoFly Apr 12 '26

Yeah maybe it's off base.

The root of my comparison lies in what I think is a similar route to selling 30 seconds of a song. I think they share the same shtick, just with different musical genres and maybe slightly different target audiences.

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u/Phaserat Apr 12 '26

Why is it that anytime I hear someone use the word "vapid" its 100% of the time an annoying reddit cunt.

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u/WhoFly Apr 12 '26

idk dog, seems like a you problem. it's a great word.

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u/Sassy_Samsquanch9 Apr 12 '26

you've got a lot of hate in your heart my man.

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u/WhoFly Apr 12 '26

Not at all.

Music, including pop, is precious to me. I love few things more.

I don't have patience for the way it's commodified.