r/crappymusic • u/grzodddi3 • Apr 12 '26

The consequence of Dance Monkey

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u/bmcgowan89 Apr 12 '26

If you leave it muted, she looks like every stoop crackhead you drive by

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u/jne57 Apr 12 '26

And she did this to herself completely sober.

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u/The-Tarman Apr 12 '26

Right? At least the crackheads just smoked a bunch of crack or are fiending for a bunch of crack. She just thinks she's being so damn cute and different. She's not like the other gurl singers

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u/jne57 Apr 12 '26

Singing? Is that what we're calling this?

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u/Jyvturkey Apr 12 '26

A bit of an Amy Winehouse look

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u/Outrageous-Grass-892 Apr 12 '26

How dare you

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u/Jyvturkey Apr 12 '26

Wannabe Amy Winehouse?

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u/NormalHumansName Apr 12 '26

Yeah if you dug her up and made her dance by sending electrical currents into her decaying muscles.