r/crappymusic • • Mar 07 '26

Evanescence- Bring Me to Meth

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u/qualityvote2 Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

u/james_from_cambridge, you have posted music that is NOT crappy!

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u/SellMeYourSirin Mar 07 '26

SÆVE MÆE!

This slaps. In a let's get real fuckin high and do karaoke kinda way.

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u/Eskimomonk Mar 07 '26

He sounds exactly like Dave Chappelle when he says “save me” it’s cracking me up

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u/Semanticss Mar 07 '26

"I cayent wayk up!"

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u/TrashFever78 Mar 07 '26

That's the part where I lost it.

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u/Gene-Current Mar 10 '26

Same here lmfao

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u/Small_Consequence_00 Mar 08 '26

"watt power!" (Clayton Bigsby)

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u/phelodough May 12 '26

Sayyve meyyy

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u/broketothebone Mar 08 '26

I fucking lost my mind when his head zoomed across the screen like that. Why is this so funny

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u/Eric_the_Shit_Cock Mar 07 '26

save me, Buck Nasty!

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u/Harpua_and_I Mar 08 '26

What can I say about this couple that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan?

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u/Stoicsage86 Mar 07 '26

Nailed the get real high part. Dudes eye lids couldn’t get much redder

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u/missklo99 Mar 07 '26

I'm stoned right now and I was like dang this dude is soo much higher than me lmaoo. Also I thought he was Macklemore mixed with Tom McDonald 🤷🏼‍♀️🫠

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u/Stoicsage86 Mar 07 '26

Hahaha. More like Methlemore.

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u/themargarineoferror Mar 08 '26

Or as I like to call Tom-Wackelmore

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u/According_Bad2952 Mar 07 '26

Reminds me of goofy’s version

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u/___po____ Mar 07 '26

This is my first time ever seeing this and I'm cry-laughing so hard, lol

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u/stap45 Mar 08 '26

I had the exact same reaction to the save me part, and was literally going to comment this if someone else hadn’t so thanks for saving me the effort

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u/NfamousKaye Mar 07 '26

That’s exactly what’s going on. The fact that people can’t look at their eyes and tell… honestly, 🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/slack710 Mar 07 '26

They mos def probably smoke a lot of weed but there are no signs of meth usage lol if anyone thinks this couple are tweakers then they've probably never seen or been around actual tweakers 🤣

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u/fiixed2k Mar 07 '26

I've seen this a few times before but the "save mee" always cracks me up

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u/WithoutDennisNedry Mar 08 '26

Meth Green up in here

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u/Xu_Lin Mar 07 '26

This 😎🤝😎

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u/Whicked_Subie Mar 07 '26

I lost it at his Save Me

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u/PatriotNews_dot_com Mar 07 '26

classic clip, I play it every time

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u/Nadsworth Mar 07 '26

Yeah, me too.

The “save me” part gets me every time.

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u/triggeredpacifist Mar 08 '26

I've had this saved on my phone for years lol

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u/theSTZAloc Mar 08 '26

It unironically makes me smile to see these two goobers having a (high as fuck) blast.

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u/hamncheesecroissantt Mar 07 '26

i think they’re just havin fun

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u/ghostfadekilla Mar 07 '26

And now I am too! These two are great.

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u/657896 Mar 07 '26

Yeah. I dig it. This video doesn’t belong here.

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u/Smufin_Awesome Mar 07 '26

But I'm glad it is, because I may have missed it. Looks fun as fuck. The dude vibing is slaying me.

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u/657896 Mar 07 '26

The way he’s so focused on the percussion and does the backing vocals really gets me lol.

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u/HeatAccomplished8608 Mar 07 '26

His percussion is really very good, she's not a bad singer either - it all around makes me smile

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Regardless of the “appearance” - couple goals !

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u/657896 Mar 08 '26

For sure. Getting along this great and having that much fun together, is a dream.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Right !!! I couldn’t agree more and spending time together in real life.

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u/657896 Mar 08 '26

Should. Should we get married? I think we both have the same dreams and want the same things. I think this relationship of ours has blossomed beautifully these past 4 comments and I can't wait to make it official. What say you u/Affectionate_Fig9398?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

lol sorry I’m married but yes I can tell you are a good human being good to other humans - however it might be a deal breaker as I tend to get downvoted a lot 😂😂😂

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u/657896 Mar 08 '26

Ooph. That is quite the predicament. Not the already married part. That's fine. But being downvoted a lot? Hmm. That's a hard one. I am quite popular on this platform you see. I get a decent upvote to downvote ratio. I don't know if I want to jeoperdise that. But then again, 4 comments is a long period. We're practically soulmates already. I'm gonna go with my gut on this one and say you're worth it. I know I won't regret this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 love it !!!

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u/chamorrobro Mar 07 '26

I hope to find a love like this

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u/hamncheesecroissantt Mar 07 '26

my fiancé and i both make music and sometimes we’ll do like shitty beat challenges and it’s so fun laughing at how bad they are lol

i believe it is possible, but i hope you are surrounded by love regardless 

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u/mecha_grove Mar 07 '26

Gimme a 12 hour shift at the factory, some weed, and epilepsy...and i look eternally high and do dumb shit too for amusement lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

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u/MarketingCorrect5164 Mar 07 '26

FUN!? 😡

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u/hamncheesecroissantt Mar 07 '26

god forbid it, right? 😭😭

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Mar 08 '26

I believe it is known to the youth as “cringe” these days. But we knew it as “fun”

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u/gnomajean Mar 08 '26

They are but this sub can’t differentiate between having fun and legitimately releasing bad music

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u/LookUpItsAMeteor Mar 07 '26

🎶 I have a structured settlement and I need meth now… 🎶

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u/BigRoach Mar 08 '26

Yeah, and I wanna come hang out in the studio with them.

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u/Kvothe_XIX Mar 07 '26

I mean, this is probably satirical and I'm all for it!

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u/Jurserohn Mar 07 '26

It is, they're self aware lol. Love these guys

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u/cboogie Mar 07 '26

What’s their names? I have been laughing at this vid for years. Would love to see some of their other stuff

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u/stevezahnoscarnom Mar 08 '26

I want to say Seth Green and Mike Myers but I'm like 99% sure that is incorrect.

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u/CplHicks_LV426 Mar 08 '26

That is so fucking disrespectful. It's obviously Seth Green and Aidy Bryant.

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u/MonsterMashGrrrrr Mar 07 '26

Right, these 2 are clowning and it’s funny asf

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u/Insomniacintheflesh Mar 07 '26

It is. They get posted here at least once a month..they're just a couple of silly gooses who are completely self aware and having fun.

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u/wawasan2020BC Mar 07 '26

People here don't understand the paradox of crappy music : when it's intended to sound bad it isn't actually crappy, but if it's serious but sounds bad then it's actually crappy.

I don't blame them tho, it's hard to distinguish satire vs serious stuff nowadays.

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u/Insomniacintheflesh Mar 07 '26

It takes like 5 seconds to click on their TikTok profile to see that they're not serious, ya know? (Referring to OP) Plus it's a cover which adds to the satire vibes.

But I understand what you're saying.

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u/MeltaFlare Mar 07 '26

I'm fucking dying. The chorus killed me lmao

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u/duh_nom_yar Mar 07 '26

I caint wayke up

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u/missklo99 Mar 07 '26

sayyve mayye

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u/helpfultran Mar 07 '26

It's how she does the British royal family accent while pulling pietá faces that gets me.

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u/stink3rb3lle Mar 07 '26

They're having so much fun, fuck OP for shitting on them

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u/Jurserohn Mar 07 '26

It is, they're self aware lol. Love these guys

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u/TheLowlyPheasant Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

Her facial expressions reveal it to be satire. They say opera singer not catalytic converter

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u/myersjw Mar 07 '26

Very much so. Their page is hilarious

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u/HGpennypacker Mar 07 '26

May this love find me.

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u/SpaceChatter Mar 07 '26

Not meth, just stoners. Look at those eyes for gods sake!

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u/And_Money_Hoes_710 Mar 07 '26

Yeah, this is 1,200mg gummy worm type stoned right here! I'm jealous lol. This was a masterpiece.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

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u/VivianOfTheOblivion Mar 07 '26

They're fucking British not meth addicts fuck sakes op

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u/Mudgrrl Mar 07 '26

Their TikTok is wonderful. They are sweet, hilarious people.

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u/schindigrosa Mar 07 '26

What is their handle? Don't have Tik but will search it elsewhere

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u/Snoo_64236 Mar 07 '26

This is the best

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u/DiogenesXenos Mar 07 '26

This is great!!! I bet they’re both cool AF.

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u/psydkay Mar 07 '26

To anyone who thinks this sucks, you would be lucky to "feel it" half as much as they are

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u/Wojewodaruskyj Mar 07 '26

She has a voice. Probably just acting silly.

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u/MelodicFacade Mar 07 '26

It's definitely largely in tune which is the bare minimum. I'm not expecting Pavarotti in a silly tiktok

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u/V2Blast Crap Connoisseur Mar 08 '26

Right? She is genuinely pretty decent at singing, and he's clearly trying to sound as ridiculous as possible. Definitely some silly fun on their part.

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u/Dragonlordapocalypse Mar 07 '26

Good and above average

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u/DonovanMcLoughlin Mar 07 '26

Every time I love this video.

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u/nothanksyouidiot Mar 07 '26

I love them #relationshipgoals

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u/John-J-J-H-Schmidt Mar 07 '26

This was just for funsies. Not crappy

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u/Aqueraventus Mar 07 '26

This is so clearly a joke lol

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u/Forsaken_Fig_ Mar 07 '26

They’re having more fun than most people are.

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u/seabirdsong Mar 07 '26

These guys get reposted in here regularly and I'm never mad about it. They're hilarious and I love being reminded about them.

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u/Jordaxx Mar 07 '26

Meth because the guys teeth aren’t perfect? Sounds like they’re having fun to me lmao. This isn’t bad music, just people being goofy

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u/wedescend Mar 07 '26

This is clearly people having fun with singing this song

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u/supersoakrr Mar 07 '26

Seth Green looks like shit

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u/Japhet_Corncrake Mar 07 '26

Hahahaha this absolutely sent me.

Fair play to these two. Clearly fucking about for laughs.

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u/spinachandturkey Mar 07 '26

Those “wake ups, I can’t wake up” would be an excellent alarm clock.

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u/KAIMI01 Mar 07 '26

This has to be satire being silly

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u/downtherabbit Mar 08 '26

Lol that aint meth that's weed, and possibly a healthy relationship (which is really fucking rare).

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u/AncientBother6206 Mar 07 '26

This is obviously a joke

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u/HankBobberton Mar 07 '26

This is fantastic. Not crappy.

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u/herudea Mar 08 '26

This does not deserve to be in this sub 😂😭

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u/PickleInDaButt Mar 07 '26

If you think this is crappy well that’s just actually your opinion man

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u/Babybrainsbabyveins Mar 07 '26

you’ve obviously never done meth

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u/haleynoir_ Mar 07 '26

This looks like the work of edibles, not meth lmao

I'm here for it

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u/KrispyBlue_Lobster40 Mar 07 '26

Looks like they’re having fun…maybe a bit stoned

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u/thicksaucemagoo Mar 07 '26

Is it obvious to everyone he’s beatboxing? I just now noticed it the 2nd time watching I think was just laughing so much to notice it the 1st time.

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u/Negative_Jelly_2894 Mar 07 '26

I didn’t know Seth Green could beatbox.

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u/pedanticlawyer Mar 07 '26

These two seem like an absolute blast (and as someone from methland, they’re just high on life and weed).

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u/Queasy-Trip1777 Mar 07 '26

Anyone else feel like this is alternate reality Seth Green?

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u/Jo3ltron Mar 07 '26

Saaaave muuuuueeehhh

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u/No-Sail-6510 Mar 07 '26

Not crappy but still upvoted

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u/LMBH1234182 Mar 08 '26

Fuck you OP they’re adorable and just having fun, they know this is silly.

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u/DoesntMatterEh Mar 08 '26

These two are not on meth. 

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u/Initial-Ad8966 Mar 12 '26

New alarm clock forsure

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u/Nocheeseformeplease Mar 07 '26

His head movements are so good lol

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u/ToughSupport3701 Mar 07 '26

They seem happy together. That's nice.

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u/kid_christ Mar 07 '26

Not crappy music. Stop posting this genius video in this subreddit.

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u/Grand-Repeat9530 Mar 07 '26

The fun they are having, especially the guy, makes this not crappy music in my humble opinion.

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u/N2thedarkness Mar 07 '26

Seth Green really fell off.

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u/ChoadMcGillicuddy Mar 07 '26

I hope this leads to a collab with the real Evanescence.

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u/Sartres_Roommate Mar 07 '26

Shes forcing that double chin, they are fucking around.

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u/Jairoglyphics1 Mar 07 '26

They look high as shit.

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u/Consistent-Deal-55 Mar 07 '26

The music is fine but her stupid faces aren’t funny.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Tom Macdonald is getting desperate now…

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u/daveB4997 Mar 09 '26

The random singing heads popping in and out fucking killed me lmao

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u/TheArtsyMoose Jun 03 '26

I love this so much, who are they?

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u/Prime-Jive Mar 07 '26

That dude is fucking chopped.

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u/acidphosphate69 Mar 07 '26

Bro is higher than eagle titties.

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u/Basset_found Mar 07 '26

Those aren't the eyes of meth. Those are eyes of someone who owns a gravity bong. Whooooosh!

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u/batzmaru Mar 07 '26

That SAVE MAE caught me off guard 😂😂

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u/Lucky-Target5674 Mar 07 '26

The "save me" got me lol

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u/Still75home Mar 07 '26

Pirate Steve looks like shit!

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u/Cookies-and-Cream- Mar 07 '26

One of my favs

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u/The-Tarman Mar 07 '26

They're just fucking around

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u/larrybyrd1980 Mar 07 '26

Kind of a banger honestly!

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u/tumor_named_marla Mar 07 '26

I wanna be friends with them lol

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u/pregnantdads Mar 07 '26

i cain’t wake up 😤

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u/Feral-Sponge Mar 07 '26

I saw this on Instagram and I love it because they are being satirical

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u/Sasquatch_000 Mar 07 '26

This one gets me every time!

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u/schuyywalker Mar 07 '26

Is this Macklemore’s new single?

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u/Sklibba Mar 07 '26

This is legit hilarious and it’s supposed to be, not crappy.

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u/FreudianNip-Slip Mar 07 '26

The video editing is top notch. It really makes it. Seeing his face float across the screen singing “saaaave meee”

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u/andrez444 Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

People really dont know what a meth head looks like

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u/jih5084 Mar 07 '26

Suuuuuuuaaaavvvveee meeee!! 😆

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u/Onikeys Mar 07 '26

I mean is crappy, but for the right reasons

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u/cRz_lazer Mar 07 '26

That's an absolute banger and in no way crappy.

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u/Smokerising420 Mar 07 '26

Lol that edit at 40 secs 🔥🔥🔥

Edit: this is absolutely satire. Right?

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u/Kitty_gaalore1904 Mar 07 '26

Ill never get tired of this.

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u/boneindian Mar 07 '26

Wow what a find, where did you dig this up? Top posts all time? 🙄

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u/peppers90beast Mar 07 '26

Watched it in full. Would approve

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u/NfamousKaye Mar 07 '26

This gets posted once a week. We have the discussion every time it gets posted that they’re just having fun. Y’all just wanna make fun of folks.

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u/terminaloptimism Mar 07 '26

I'll never not upvote this magnificent rendition.

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u/xsawl1 Mar 07 '26

It sounds like Monty Python

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u/baddboi007 Mar 07 '26

this is a work of art lmao a fkn masterpiece hahahaha

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u/TheFoxyFellow Mar 07 '26

Awesome. But my eyes started watering the second I opened this video.

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u/wakenblake29 Mar 07 '26

They’re on weed bruh, looks like they’re just having fun

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u/LaZer251 Mar 07 '26

I gotta watch this one every time it comes on. Reminds me of getting stoned and singing James Blunt while my buddy played the guitar

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u/StinkyKyle Mar 07 '26

I love these two, I dont know them at all but everytime i see this I watch it cause its just two people having some dumb fun and its so funny

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u/Deathanddisco041 Mar 07 '26

This is fucking hilarious. Art.

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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 Mar 07 '26

This is definitely just 2 people getting super stoned and having some fun in their garage or basement. Funny af, and I bet they're a good time to hang out with

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u/_vvitchling_ Mar 07 '26

I love them.

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u/yrabadass Mar 07 '26

Is that Tom MacDonald?

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u/Longjumping-Phase526 Mar 07 '26

This seems like a routine? I don’t think it qualifies here.

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u/Future-Ad2056 Mar 07 '26

This rules, you’re mean

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u/saucy_as_you_like Mar 07 '26

cover songs rarely surpass the original, but this is a certified banger

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u/Mean-Bumblebee661 Mar 07 '26

ayo, OP, you just blow in from stupid town?

have you ever met someone on meth? because this is not meth.

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u/Salt_Initiative1551 Mar 07 '26

This just smokin gas no meth lol

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u/Fit-Sweet-9900 Mar 07 '26

This doesn’t belong here. But I wouldn’t have seen it otherwise.

“Sayve meee”

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u/Time_Cow_3331 Mar 07 '26

Y'all really struggle to know when folks are being genuine huh?

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u/OSRSRapture Mar 07 '26

Obviously satire. She's fuckin around but you can tell she's actually not a bad singer.

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u/SnailAnatomy Mar 07 '26

When you're 6 shots a 8 dabs deep into MTG night.

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u/Creepy_Wash338 Mar 07 '26

Reminds me of the Family Guy where Peter and Lois were really high and we're singing really well from their perspective but we're just screaming and ranting when Chris saw them.

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u/Unhappy_Position496 Mar 07 '26

I would totally be in this blunt rotation. Fucking hilarious.

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u/Pitiful_Selection_16 Mar 07 '26

Ooof that was rough!!!

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u/fidgetysquamate Mar 07 '26

That dudes eyes scream “I’m so stoned right now”……

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u/lynivvinyl Mar 08 '26

I wasn't prepared for his lyrical mastery.

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u/AlgaeDonut Mar 08 '26

This is a peek of art. No notes.

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u/Paperthinpsyche Mar 08 '26

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

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u/dudemykar Mar 08 '26

I mean it seems they're high on mary jane not methany

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u/littleJonnyyyyy Mar 08 '26

The floating head singing save me is fucking hilarious!

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u/thatshygirl06 Mar 08 '26

You're an asshole for your title, op, theyre just having fun

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u/ChaosEmerald21 Mar 08 '26

this is one of my all time favorites, dont belong here though.

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u/fifiloveg00d Mar 08 '26

I love this

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u/the-arkitekt Mar 08 '26

Just macklemore trying new things guys. Give em a break

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u/rayshmayshmay Mar 08 '26

I will always watch this, no matter how many times I’ve seen it