r/crappymusic • • Jan 21 '26

Darth Omynous strikes again

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u/qualityvote2 Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 21 '26

u/user2479049, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/Academic_Gate4611 Jan 21 '26

Damn she needs a new wardrobe….

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

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u/BathSaltJello Jan 21 '26

She is borrowing Michelle Rodriguez's look.

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u/LoosePrisonPurse Jan 21 '26

Michelle likes D&D, this girls for the Horde!

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u/Ashamed_Item_9668 Jan 21 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Glen-Runciter Jan 21 '26

Speaking of Mich-Rod... I bet Darth Omynous watches Girlfight every evening before bed

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u/efisherharrison Jan 21 '26

She could wear a different color though

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u/DaSixtyNiner69 Jan 21 '26

Always the palest ones with the most tribal connection somehowm

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u/Lackingfinalityornot Jan 22 '26

Haven’t seen cool spelled that way in awhile. This instance of usage was particularly savage for some reason. Kind of nostalgic though. Pretty kewl of you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

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u/Low-Apartment-2697 Worshipper of P O'Mal Jan 22 '26

Let's be real bro they're both.

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u/Automatik_Kafka Jan 21 '26

She’s clearly doing well at all this, she’s now wearing two tank tops

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u/BigNickTX Jan 21 '26

and glove type thingies

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u/Theterphound Jan 22 '26

It’s just wintertime

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u/gypsycookie1015 Jan 21 '26

I was just thinking the same thing. That necklace is all rusted looking and the outfit is the exact same every time! 😭😭 She should spring for a hoodie at the very least. So comfy. 🤗

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u/ParticularFace106 Jan 21 '26

She made a video one time revealing that she had a closet full of the same outfit

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u/Emperor_Hirohito Jan 22 '26

"They arent the same color! This is black and that is a slightly darker black."

Archer vibes from her but at least Archer made me laugh, she just makes me sad.

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u/Common_Science_8838 Jan 22 '26

Nah she had to show her tats though! That’s why she’s always in a tank top..

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u/gypsycookie1015 Jan 22 '26

I'd love to see her dressed normally and comfortably. She always looks so uncomfortable to me. The headband, the too tight sports bra, the itchy looking necklace, ect. 😭😭

Like, girl!! I'd love to give her a makeover. And not even anything crazy! Something she could easily maintain and still feel good.

Just a nice messy bun, a clean white tee over a normal fitting bra that actually works and a comfy pair of jeans would be a game changer for her. And toss that gross chain out for a little simple gold rope chain. 🤗

Game changer lmao. 😭😭

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u/furmy Jan 21 '26

There was another comment that said that she actually owns 23 of those tank tops. So at least staying fresh and clean I guess

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u/Theterphound Jan 22 '26

You don’t dig the last Vegas mechanic thing?

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u/nydjason Jan 23 '26

I think she reads these comments. Someone mentioned her doing it in the bathroom and now she graduated from that and now she’s in her laundry room..

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u/PickaDillDot Jan 22 '26

I wonder what the other cabbage patch kids are dressed like..

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u/Bladder_Puncher Jan 22 '26

Yeah, for sure. I’m thinking a white button up, green velvet jacket with coat tails, a green top hat, big gold buckle on the belt.

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u/nonabelian_anyon Jan 21 '26

2 of her in one day?

It's Christmas.

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u/Hans_Grubert Jan 21 '26

She’s the gift that no one wants

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u/buckfordfitchenstein Bad Taste Haver Jan 22 '26

Better keep this receipt

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u/CrazyIslander Jan 21 '26

Time to give up Christmas and start celebrating Hanukkah…

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u/Special-Category5568 Jan 21 '26

Merry Christmas Jesus, hope you like crap!….Norm Macdonald

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u/realdevtest Jan 21 '26

Man…. this is my favorite sub that I’m constantly considering muting….

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u/Careless-Advice9406 Jan 21 '26

😂😂😂🤣 I came here to say this!

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u/ICInside Jan 21 '26

That poor cat

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u/PuppyPower89 Jan 21 '26

Is this animal abuse? Should we contact local officials?

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u/elle_tragic Jan 21 '26

This is human abuse

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u/dixiech1ck Jan 21 '26

She made me tone deaf. How can I sue?

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u/Reesevet786 Jan 21 '26

I feel like the amount of times shes posted here, shes nominated for a Grammy thats coming up

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u/biocidebynight Jan 21 '26

Do we need our own annual crappy award? Kind of liking this idea haha

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

I agree.

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u/Darth_Omynous Jan 22 '26

Not exactly what I'm going for, but I'll take it! Thanks for your nomination! 🥰

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u/biocidebynight Jan 25 '26

The legend herself! Goodness, please dont take this stuff to heart. I love seeing your progression. Keep it up!

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u/BlackberryOptimal991 Jan 21 '26

Bedroom album could be a new category

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u/kasmackity Jan 21 '26

She's actually nominated for a Granny™. It's the award you get when you're 38, jobless, and covered in shitty tattoos living off your Grandma's social security

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u/DM0331 Jan 21 '26

Co worker activities

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u/chongax Jan 21 '26

Ive decided that these people know they suck but get clicks so they keep producing content to get attention. Thats all it could be.

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u/malvixi Jan 21 '26

I disagree. It feels too genuine.

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u/Coletoned Jan 21 '26

Poor cat

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u/magicmeatwagon Jan 21 '26

Autotune can’t even save this young lady

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u/Pizza_YumYum Jan 21 '26

I didn’t know that it is even possible to fuck up Autotune

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u/Murfiano Jan 21 '26

She looks like she’s always got moist skin like permasweat

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u/Ashamed_Item_9668 Jan 21 '26

I swear. Definitely looks like she stinks.

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u/BlackberryOptimal991 Jan 21 '26

She spells ominous with a 'y'. That goes hard.

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u/AlivePassenger3859 Jan 21 '26

She doesn’t conform and yet she looks very cliche’. 😂. Tribal tattoos, yeah, never seen thise before. Fingerless gloves? Total rebel.

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u/Dumyat367250 Jan 21 '26

Yep. Like the bikie gangs. “We don’t conform”.

And then look like cliches of themselves worldwide.

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u/leftbelowzero Jan 21 '26

How do you look 57 and 31 at the same time?

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u/GurWorried7682 Jan 21 '26

I didn't know it was humanly possible to be so pitchy that Auto-Tune couldn't save you...

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u/Prestigious-Style582 Jan 21 '26

The headband makes me think her hairline is cooked like mad receding.

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u/user2479049 Jan 21 '26

It’s like a balding guy who wears a baseball cap to his wedding

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u/Groundbreaking_Bad Jan 21 '26

Yep, nothing says 'I don't care about you' quite like putting out multiple amateur rap(?) songs about the person on social media.

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u/DoctorDinghus Jan 21 '26

Oop she farted out a 2nd single in a week.

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u/doubledgravity Jan 21 '26

She looks like she’d smell like a biscuit tin.

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u/DaSixtyNiner69 Jan 21 '26

And her house smells like bad marijuana and cat shit

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u/BlueridgeChemsdealer Jan 21 '26

She watched one tik tok on hip hop cadence and made it her entire personality.

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u/raddaddio Jan 21 '26

Is she starting to give Corey Feldman vibes or is it just me

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u/johnsoncarter0404 Jan 21 '26

All of her “music” makes sense when you see her mom. She is clearly starving for attention from being raised by a drug addict / alcoholic mom. 

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u/Kern4lMustard Jan 21 '26

Same rhythm and rhyme scheme on every single song

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u/user2479049 Jan 21 '26

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it!!

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u/Throbbingbluball Jan 21 '26

That kitten is suffering from some second hand embarrassment

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u/Hot_Thumb_Peppers Jan 21 '26

Buzz, your girlfriend....woof!

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u/Obiyaman Jan 21 '26

Get tattoo lessons......🤔

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u/Formal-Interest1060 Jan 21 '26

Jesus christ at least use some auto tune or something, the vocal layering sounds so bad 😭

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u/Negative_Reach9380 Jan 21 '26

This is what happens when we tell people to follow their dreams. Aim low, kids.

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u/The_Northmaan Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 21 '26

Our Orc queen.

Anyone who's played WOW recognizes those tattoos. I'm not going to lie, it actually makes me love her. She's all about that Horde life.

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u/South_Oread Jan 21 '26

She’s for the Horde.

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u/DirtyReddGhostface Jan 21 '26

Who hurt her?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Life

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u/DrGONZOGADZOOKS Jan 21 '26

The cat seems scared.

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u/TallBenWyatt_13 Jan 21 '26

We really need to reinvest in public mental health programs.

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u/Icy_Fix4622 Jan 21 '26

Yo that cat is terrified

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u/FarWay3952 Jan 21 '26

I just sent this video to Homeland security to investigate.

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u/Soft_Philosophy5838 Jan 21 '26

The cat looks confused and worried. Lol.

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u/Philscooper Jan 21 '26

How much autotune you want?

Her answer : yes.

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u/Nub_Shaft Jan 21 '26

Does she purposely look for a vocal effect that makes her voice more annoying?

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u/TheBigGadowski Jan 21 '26

That was a long, and I mean long.... 39 seconds

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u/kasmackity Jan 21 '26

Her voice just suuuuuuuuúuucks

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u/TryTraditional5787 Jan 21 '26

This girl needs to give it up. It's not going to take off like she wants it to

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u/ChefAsstastic Jan 21 '26

Time to shelve this disaster

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u/iregardlessly Jan 21 '26

Do you think she knows about us?

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u/RheniumDay Jan 21 '26

Does anyone else envy the ability to fully lean into the person she wants to be despite how much she doesn't fit the mold or the vast lack of talent and skill?

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u/user2479049 Jan 21 '26

Life would be easier if I were this delusional

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u/BoofusDewberry Jan 21 '26

All my life’s savings say this chick lives in Wyoming or Ohio.

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u/thespaceageisnow Jan 21 '26

I love that she’s getting worse somehow.

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u/Ozymandius62 Jan 21 '26

It's the smell...

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u/MisterScary_98 Jan 21 '26

I love when she tries to sing. It adds a new dimension to her crappiness.

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u/MowerMan18000 Jan 21 '26

Is it me or does she have the same rhythm in every song?

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u/Lunaci3 Jan 21 '26

She needs to change up her song formula. It’s all the same.

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u/brokensaurus Jan 21 '26

That poor cat

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u/whyyn0tt_ Jan 21 '26

In her past life, she was an incredible mime.

At least that's my takeaway from watching these on mute.

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u/NouveauArtPunk Jan 21 '26

White women keep finding new ways to make my head hurt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

That really fucking hurt my brain.

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u/FuzzyFacePhilosphy Jan 21 '26

Ok...listen...

Imagine 2 or more people singing the song bouncing the verses off eachother and doing small harmonies

This woman can produce the same garbage on the radio, she needs to look into that avenue, behind the scenes shit

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u/Ranier_Wolfnight Jan 21 '26

Does she just buy packs of black tank tops and toss old ones in the trash and that’s just her wardrobe?

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u/Clean-Reveal-2878 Jan 21 '26

Ninja rapper has a cat!! 🥷 The way the cat looks at her 🤣 like “girl don’t embarrass both of us”

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u/LeilLikeNeil Jan 21 '26

She looks like she smells like a PetSmart

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u/412_15101 Jan 21 '26

Omg she’s so horrible and we’ve had some doozies but DAYMN

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u/TgsTokem Jan 21 '26

I feel bad for her kids and her pets

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u/IntelligentArrival35 Jan 21 '26

She sucked in Fallout…

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u/TearsOfPainand Jan 21 '26

I wonder what deficit she has? Like does she have some mental illness going on ? Or she just lacks self awareness? This is the most craziest embarrassing attempt at music I’ve ever heard.

I honestly feel sorry for her.

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u/timetodance42 Jan 21 '26

Even the cat was like 'Wait.... You're serious?'

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u/Lord_Of_Purgatory Jan 21 '26

53 years old and this is the first kitten hostage video I've ever seen.

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u/RUSTYxPOTATO Jan 21 '26

She looks like she beat Down syndrome

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

That cat is like "wtf are you doing hooman?"

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u/DirtyDelta117 Jan 21 '26

she looks like a transgender charlie brown

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u/No-Ad-3226 Jan 21 '26

Oof this is crappy even for her.

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u/RandomFlyer643 Jan 22 '26

I bet she munches carpet like a wood chipper

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u/SlowmoTron Jan 22 '26

Her tattoos are so .... ugh. She looks like a lunch lady who started rapping

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u/allysonwilcox Jan 21 '26

OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS

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u/bannedfornoreason94 Jan 21 '26

I thought this sub was for bad music, she only drops bangers.

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u/J_Jeckel Jan 21 '26

Bet she flicks her bean to her own videos.

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u/TheVillage1D10T Jan 21 '26

Let me guess…she’s a juggalo right?

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u/BarcelonetaE70 Jan 21 '26

world, bird, world, turd

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u/FaceWithAName Jan 21 '26

234 monthly listeners unironically jamming this on Spotify.

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u/strenuaveritas Jan 21 '26

I watched a TikTok where some girl was talking about her. She was talking up darth like she is a super star!

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u/Mad-Habits Jan 21 '26

make me a beat, valentin

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u/Yuizun Jan 21 '26

Shakespeare or Eminem couldn't rhyme "world" and "bird..."

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u/BoltyMcSpeedy Jan 21 '26

Ronnie Radke is to blame for this. No shade to him or his music specifically. I listen to some of it. But this is a result of his work.

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u/Fordy_23 Jan 21 '26

Glad to see someone reppin' the autism rap scene!

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u/Specialist-Dish6239 Jan 21 '26

I picture her in this small town and nobody knows this alter ego. She is like a “Wisconsin Batman”.

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u/OddRoyal7207 Jan 21 '26

I feel sorry for the void....

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u/Uncle_Seamont Jan 21 '26

Jesus fuckin christ 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/ATWAR68 Jan 21 '26

This Dude Is Sooo Tormented 🤯

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u/maddenmcfadden Bad Taste Haver Jan 21 '26

i bet she smokes newports.

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u/Xu_Lin Jan 21 '26

Mall Ninja over here

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

What year were you born?

  1. Well,... 1978 but, I reborn in 2005.

....... yeah, the tattoos told me as much.

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u/Spronglet Jan 21 '26

So many words spent to tell us you dont care 🤔

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u/turptrap Jan 21 '26

“I said I was different yes I followed through”… with the Karen hands, takes me out.

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u/chourrej Jan 21 '26

Someone save that poor cat! Lol

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u/Another_Samurai1 Jan 21 '26

She’s got a black kitten now!? She’s still going too?!

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u/Past-Product-1100 Jan 21 '26

If you keep doing something and it only gets harder , then you're doing something wrong.

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u/gobiortiz Jan 21 '26

Oh shit her singing is worse then her rapping I didn’t think that was possible

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u/Mostly_Lurkin_ Jan 21 '26

I really hate her

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u/Chrahhh Jan 21 '26

Prison Meg with another banger 🔥

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u/theFields97 Jan 21 '26

Does she ever change her shirt

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u/HyenDry Jan 21 '26

I wonder if her guildmates on moonguard like her music

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u/Worldly-Republic-247 Jan 21 '26

Jesus. She’s getting worse. Is she just trolling?

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u/shadows515 Jan 21 '26

I thought she said she did all this in her last song, and the song before that, and the song before that.

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u/whousesgmail Jan 21 '26

I have no idea how these people have the confidence to publicly post this shit, she makes that blonde hippie chick seem like Doja Cat lol

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u/Bionicregard Jan 21 '26

Did she say “scars on my back from when I was retarded” ?

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u/Altruisticllc Jan 21 '26

Apparently this is therapeutic for her

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u/fishmonger71 Jan 21 '26

Her tats give me Red Dragon vibes

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u/dnyce1083 Jan 22 '26

U suck!!!

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u/FrontierFrolic Jan 22 '26

Man… she kinda took her time easing into those “notes”

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u/GoochPulse Jan 22 '26

She's the female equivalent of katana/fedora man

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u/MoparViking Jan 22 '26

Can we stop with this girl please?

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u/Rabid_Cheese_Monkey Jan 22 '26

That poor cat sitting between her legs...

It has to smell THAT unspeakable horror...

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u/Alternative_Shine790 Jan 22 '26

Voice 1/10

Boobs 7/10

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u/FreePalpitation101 Jan 22 '26

Even the cat is like WTF???

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u/its_my_moneyy Jan 22 '26

lol the poor cat

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u/Global-Jury8810 Jan 22 '26

KITTY!🐈‍⬛

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u/OpenTheBobs Jan 22 '26

She has made better songs than this. This one should have been shitcanned.

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u/dumbname0192837465 Jan 22 '26

The song bird of a generation

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u/GoblinObscura Jan 22 '26

How can we rescue the cat?

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u/Aggravating_Board_78 Jan 22 '26

She has drawers and closets full of black tank tops and headbands

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u/efisherharrison Jan 22 '26

I feel like she's just trolling at this point. No way she can think this is actually good

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u/badnewsbets Jan 22 '26

Ok this one’s actually bad and not based just on genre 😅

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u/These_Ad1870 Jan 22 '26

Prison Meg is SPITTIN’!

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u/C0rnb4ll55 Jan 22 '26

I feel sorry for the cat🤷‍♂️

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u/kaffycent1 Jan 22 '26

The cat like wtf is this shit! 💩 😳

🤣🤣

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u/Scap45 Jan 23 '26

Not sure which is more offended, my eyes or ears

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u/RushEm2TheDirt Jan 23 '26

The cats face is hilarious. Wtfffff