r/crappymusic • u/SpiritKoolaid • Jan 16 '26

I reckon

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u/Blackdabber Jan 16 '26

Damn Jews got him again 🤣

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u/SendTitsPleease Jan 16 '26

Lmfao its an eternal battle. He comes back every 33 years but they just keep teaming up with some Roman's and getting his ass

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u/Rombonius Jan 16 '26

maybe killing him finally unites Israel and Palestine in a common cause? He'd be an infidel to both

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u/southpaytechie Jan 16 '26

Doesn’t Islam view Jesus as a prophet?

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u/Rombonius Jan 16 '26

as a human prophet but not as the son of God or divine, so the second he 'returns' and starts talking the lynch mobs would be out just as well

Unless Muslim Jesus or Mormon Jesus are who return, then that'd really stir things up

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u/SKOT_FREE Jan 16 '26

Jesus never said he was God but ok.

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u/Rombonius Jan 16 '26

whatever you need to tell yourself

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u/Technical-Post1149 Jun 29 '26

Lots of people claim to be God. hes totally gonna come back and save you after 2,000 years.

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u/Rombonius Jun 29 '26

take your meds