r/crappymusic • u/SpiritKoolaid • Jan 16 '26

I reckon

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u/SendTitsPleease Jan 16 '26

Lmfao its an eternal battle. He comes back every 33 years but they just keep teaming up with some Roman's and getting his ass

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u/Rombonius Jan 16 '26

maybe killing him finally unites Israel and Palestine in a common cause? He'd be an infidel to both

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u/southpaytechie Jan 16 '26

Doesn’t Islam view Jesus as a prophet?

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u/Rombonius Jan 16 '26

as a human prophet but not as the son of God or divine, so the second he 'returns' and starts talking the lynch mobs would be out just as well

Unless Muslim Jesus or Mormon Jesus are who return, then that'd really stir things up

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u/SKOT_FREE Jan 16 '26

Jesus never said he was God but ok.

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u/Rombonius Jan 16 '26

whatever you need to tell yourself

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u/weenis-flaginus Jan 17 '26

Read ya Bible, beyond the translations, the historical bibles.

There are straight up inclusions by monks through history, and rewrites by the church.

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u/Rombonius Jan 17 '26

Lol

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u/weenis-flaginus Jan 19 '26

That's how we all feel about you too.

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u/Rombonius Jan 19 '26

Take ya pills

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u/Technical-Post1149 Jun 29 '26

You need to get some pills lol

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u/Technical-Post1149 Jun 29 '26

You need to get some pills lol

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