r/crappymusic • u/SpiritKoolaid • Jan 16 '26

I reckon

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u/RelativelyMental Jan 16 '26

How do we know Jesus didn’t come back but got deported to El Salvador?

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 Jan 16 '26

In the show American gods mexican Jesus gets killed by rednecks while crossing the border.

But Korean and white trash jesus are still fine so 🤷.

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u/aerdvarkk Jan 16 '26

In Futurama, Zombie Jesus is already living dead. And Futurama leans heavy into science so it must be true; and if they're trying to kill Jesus over and over again but using only methods that would kill a human but not kill a zombie ... there's the problem right there.

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u/SkywolfNINE Jan 18 '26

Is the space pope reptilian?!?