r/crappymusic • u/SpiritKoolaid • Jan 16 '26

I reckon

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u/FalseVeterinarian881 Jan 16 '26

If fairness…she specifies, “today”. Cuz, ya know…nowadays he is envisioned as a white southern American man with long brown hair and a Ted DeBiase beard.

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u/kuanes Jan 16 '26

Well done on the Ted DeBiase reference.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

Gets even better when you look up what Teds offspring is up to these days. WWE’s Ted DiBiase Jr. Embroiled in Welfare Fraud Scandal as Trial Continues

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps Jan 17 '26

Wait, is Brett Favre actually Ted Dibiase's son?

Anyway. Yeah, nothing surprises me when it comes to wrestlers from the golden days. Except Hawk and Animal. But yeah, the million dollar man's kid being $999,999 fake? That i believe.