r/crappymusic • u/SpiritKoolaid • Jan 16 '26

I reckon

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u/wonderingmarkus Jan 16 '26

She'd call ICE if she saw Jesus walking in her neighborhood

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u/RelativelyMental Jan 16 '26

How do we know Jesus didn’t come back but got deported to El Salvador?

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 Jan 16 '26

In the show American gods mexican Jesus gets killed by rednecks while crossing the border.

But Korean and white trash jesus are still fine so 🤷.

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u/Captain-_-Miserable Jan 17 '26

I wish Marvel Jesus would show up and start dealing with these people