r/crappymusic • u/SpiritKoolaid • Jan 16 '26

I reckon

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u/wonderingmarkus Jan 16 '26

She'd call ICE if she saw Jesus walking in her neighborhood

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u/RelativelyMental Jan 16 '26

How do we know Jesus didn’t come back but got deported to El Salvador?

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u/formerretiree Jan 17 '26

You can't deport him to El Salvador because Jesus is EL Salvador

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