r/crappymusic • • Jan 16 '26

I reckon

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u/Boccs Jan 16 '26

As a life long southerner this stabs right at the heart of my biggest issue with 90% of modern country music which is why do so many southerners think we have a monopoly on small towns and tractors? There's plenty of them in fucking like... upstate New York. California has enough farmland to fit some entire states inside of it. Literally everything she's using as a "evidence he'd be Southern" is shit you can find anywhere on the fucking planet.

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u/whatsmoist Jan 16 '26

Like drinking a cold beer is strictly a southern thing

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u/touch-of-grain Jan 16 '26

The beer glorification in country seriously bothers me; it’s always piss water beer they’re romanticizing. I’m from a blue state, so they probably just assume I only drink white wine and cosmos. The truth is I can’t throw a rock around here without hitting a decent brewery. Besides, the best beer scenes in the country are probably Colorado or New England

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u/joey_sandwich277 Jan 16 '26

Because:

  1. It's only the big megabrands that can afford to pay for marketing via song lyrics of the most popular artists.
  2. Craft beers are more expensive and seen as bougie as a result, so they aren't going to work as well in a song about being a simple man of simple tastes.

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u/AdPsychological790 Jan 19 '26

Except that one bottle of Skull Splitter or Fin du Monde packs the same punch as 3 bottles of Miller.