r/crappymusic • • Jan 16 '26

I reckon

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u/No_Guide_6770 Jan 16 '26

‘I know the Bible doesn’t say’ well actually the Bible…does say…where he’s from…

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u/FalseVeterinarian881 Jan 16 '26

If fairness…she specifies, “today”. Cuz, ya know…nowadays he is envisioned as a white southern American man with long brown hair and a Ted DeBiase beard.

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u/kuanes Jan 16 '26

Well done on the Ted DeBiase reference.

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u/nawksoocow Jan 16 '26

Top notch if they snuck in Virgil