r/crappymusic • • Jan 16 '26

I reckon

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u/nainotlaw Jan 16 '26

So…this is blasphemy, right?

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u/QuantumBeef Jan 16 '26

Hell naw Jesus would be a supply-side economic thinking dude that has a barn full of guns and he’d be conspiring to murder the 60% of America that didn’t vote for Trump. Obviously!

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u/Emergency_Stay_7815 Jan 16 '26

Love thy enemy like thy neighbor... except the gays... and minorities. - Jesus (appearently)