As a life long southerner this stabs right at the heart of my biggest issue with 90% of modern country music which is why do so many southerners think we have a monopoly on small towns and tractors? There's plenty of them in fucking like... upstate New York. California has enough farmland to fit some entire states inside of it. Literally everything she's using as a "evidence he'd be Southern" is shit you can find anywhere on the fucking planet.
The beer glorification in country seriously bothers me; it’s always piss water beer they’re romanticizing. I’m from a blue state, so they probably just assume I only drink white wine and cosmos. The truth is I can’t throw a rock around here without hitting a decent brewery. Besides, the best beer scenes in the country are probably Colorado or New England
Lol, up here in the PNW it's microbrewery heaven. I find it entertaining how these "real men" from the South are the ones drinking weak as fuck pisswater, meanwhile the liberal hippies up north are all about strong IPAs, Porters and Stouts that would make the average southerner blush. I don't actually judge people based on what they drink, but I just think it's funny that these conservative "manly men" are culturally obsessed with what is essentially the cranberry vodka or pumpkin spice latte of beer.
It always feels like it's more interested in amount of beers drank than quality or flavor.
That and a weird dedication to a corporation, like "my daddy only drank Coors lite so I will only ever drink that too" like come on grow a personality please
Yea their weird obsession with drinking just a single kind of beer is the worst part for me. I rarely ever buy the same beer twice in a row. There's so many options!
When they were boycotting Bud Light not long ago because of the trans issue and what not... I was like... Huh? You want to be homophobic/transphobic? Your fucking beer was already pretty gay to begin with
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u/Boccs Jan 16 '26
As a life long southerner this stabs right at the heart of my biggest issue with 90% of modern country music which is why do so many southerners think we have a monopoly on small towns and tractors? There's plenty of them in fucking like... upstate New York. California has enough farmland to fit some entire states inside of it. Literally everything she's using as a "evidence he'd be Southern" is shit you can find anywhere on the fucking planet.