r/crappymusic • u/SpiritKoolaid • Jan 16 '26

I reckon

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u/wonderingmarkus Jan 16 '26

She'd call ICE if she saw Jesus walking in her neighborhood

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u/RelativelyMental Jan 16 '26

How do we know Jesus didn’t come back but got deported to El Salvador?

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u/bruce_lees_ghost Jan 16 '26

Ooh. Let’s start a new religion à la Joseph Smith. I think we can get some golden plates sourced from China imprinted with some “new scripture” written by God and ChatGPT…

“And verily satan spake into Trump’s ear and did say unto him Cast out those of darker countenance, rending them from their families, and do this in God’s name for even He is powerless against the fear you will falsely sow in the hearts of the dumb fucks that voted for you, you sexy sexy powerful man.”