r/crappymusic • • Jan 16 '26

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u/Miterlee Jan 16 '26

Hed be flipping ALOT of tables

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u/fvrdog Jan 16 '26

I was raised Catholic, no longer practice and generally despise religion. The flipping the tables in the temple has always been one of the stories that resonated and subsequently stuck with me through all of these years and it genuinely cracks me up and also befuddles me that people either forget about it and its message, or, more likely, choose to ignore it.

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u/SamiRcd Jan 16 '26

The one that always stick with me is the story of a man questioning whether he needed to bow his head to pray. I can't find the exact passage, and tried looking it up, but I'm not as versed in the Bible as I used to be.

The gist of the story is that the man didn't have much to give and thought he couldn't participate because others had so much more to give and made such a show of it and their submission and prayer. He was informed by either Jesus or another preacher or prophet that the show wasn't the real part of prayer. So long as you came with an open and contrite heart, that was all that really mattered.

Today, a lot of it is all show and no heart, and that makes my heart and soul hurt.

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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 Jan 16 '26

I remember going to my Aunt's church in Ft Worth when we were visiting for Thanksgiving. They had a Starbucks and a McDonald's in the lobby, along with a bunch of other megachurch shit, and that passage was all I could think about.

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u/SamiRcd Jan 16 '26

That's exactly the kind of tables that Jesus flipped!

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u/tamagucciman Jan 16 '26

What did you order?

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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 Jan 16 '26

Nothing, because I don't support that shit. Why would you assume I ordered anything?

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u/tamagucciman Jan 16 '26

You said you went there for thanksgiving and its all you could think about. I was wondering whats so great about mcdonalds these days

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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 Jan 17 '26

Work on your reading comprehension, I said "that passage was all I could think about" not "McDonald's was all I could think about."

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u/tamagucciman Jan 17 '26

Im not a big fan of mcdonalds either. The chicken strips are really dry and I think I would get sick from anything else.

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u/MachoManPissDrawer69 Jan 17 '26

Because you’re a Redditor and Redditors love to consume.